Mapishi yamtoa binti nishai ukweni

[Nalendwa]

Nisingekupiga madongo hahaha

Heri yako wewe! [emoji2]

 

[Honey Faith]

Huyo mwanamke msukuma nini? Maana wao wanajua kuchemsha viazi vitamu tu na kupika nguna ngumu kama tofali la kuchoma...

Naona haujapigwa siku nyingi atiii!!

 

[ukhuty]

Si useme tu umechemsha viazi hadi ukajikubali.[emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85]

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[ukhuty]

Siunafundisha au aligoma?

Kuna wengine akipika mboga utahisi vipande vya tikiti vilivyomalizika kuliwa. Linyanya anakata kama sikio.. kitunguu anakikata mara nne tu biringanya unakutana nalo limeiva halijaiva daaah

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[Joseverest]

Heri yako wewe! [emoji2]

usiwaze

 

[Espy_]

Angesema ukweli wangemfundisha taratibu

Masikini aliogopa kuonekana hafai(maana ndio tafsiri ya wengi)

 

[Nalendwa]

sio kila uzi, chunguza kwa makini

kuna tatizo kwani?? Embu jaribu kuchangia mada tu tafadhali mkuu

Tumekuzoea ukiacha tutaku miss. Cha ajabu ni kwamba wanaendelea kuliongelea badala ya kuchangia mada wakati tayari unajulikana. Anza kuwapotezea sasa wasikukoseshe amani.

 

[Espy_]

Hahaaa!,...yeelo!

espy kaka unae..[emoji2]

Huyu kaka namjua mwenyewe, walaa haniumizi kichwa.

 

[Espy_]

Acha bwana.

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Ndio ujiandae tu kisaikolojia, soon nahamisha makazi.

 

[Nalendwa]

Msikini aliogopa kuonekana hafai(maana ndio tafsiri ya wengi)

Yap!, hapo ndo penye tatizo. Mwisho mtu anaishia kuchemsha zaidi.

 

[Espy_]

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Kupondeka haswaa!...missed you more giirl!

Can't believe I missed part 2 of that [emoji16] [emoji125]

Hahahaaaaa!!!
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[kinumi]

Mwanamke ana simu janja tatu, ana magroup ya wasap ya kutosha, yupo kila mtandao facebook, instagram, JF, Twitter, snapchat, badoo etc, anafuga kucha ndefu kama msukule.

Atajulia wapi kupika?

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[Espy_]

Chochote utakacho dear!, uliadhibiwa kwa makosa ya wengi.

Aaah kwakweli, ila ugali tafadhali nsije sahau mlango wa choo!!!

 

[Nalendwa]

Huyu kaka namjua mwenyewe, walaa haniumizi kichwa.

Ndio ujiandae tu kisaikolojia, soon nahamisha makazi.

Haha, mtu na kaka ake..[emoji2]

 

[Nalendwa]

Hahahaaaaa!!!
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[Espy_]

Kwa kweli shughuli ya jikoni sio ya kispot..
Ama kama vipi mchemsho wa viazi na karanga [emoji16]

Alafu ndio uwe unawapikia watu tundo!! Akuu nachemsha viazi,mihogo na mahindi. Huo mvurugano tumboni watajuana wenyewe.

 

[Nalendwa]

Aaah kwakweli, ila ugali tafadhali nsije sahau mlango wa choo!!!

Hahaha!, sawa mamie..
Unavyokuwaga mgumu sasa!..[emoji16]

 

[Espy_]

Haha, mtu na kaka ake..[emoji2]

Kaka yangu ambae awali alikuwa shemeji yangu, tunajuana wenyewe, acha tu.

 

[Espy_]

Hahaha!, sawa mamie..
Unavyokuwaga mgumu sasa!..[emoji16]

Ugali ukimpiga nao mtu anatokwa na nundu!!! Aaah wasukuma nyie sio wa sport sport!

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Hahahahaaa!! Safi kabisa, taabu yote ya nini!!!

Hapo sasa

Ukizingatia umeolewa na mmoja

Na hakutaka chef alitaka mke....na anajua mkewe dhaifu jikoni...

Kisa cha kujipanikisha ni nini???