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[Obe]

Wewe ndo maana ukuu wa shule walikunyanganya huwez mueleweshaa mtu akaelewa

Ha hahahahahah, ila wameshindwa tu kutonifanya nisiwe mwalimu wa zamu. Unajua unaweza kubarikiwa kwa namna tofauti, walininyima umwalimu mkuu, lakini wiki jana nilikuwa mwalimu wa zamu

 

[Manga ML]

Mtoe kasumba ya kukamia big match pekee

Na hili swala kukamia ni wachezaji au kocha mana nashindwa kabisa kuelewa kwa nini inkua hivi

 

[Madame S]

You gonna shock if you usually doing sexual intercourse....but if you always use protections (condoms) you won't be afraid....

Good evening madame s,

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Hell yeah!! I do agree with u

Good evening to u shedede hope u good!

Madame S

 

[Bitoz]

Naona amesahau msemo Wa wahenga Wa"nguo ya kuazima haisitiri ma.ta.ko

Husna wa Uswaz


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[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Achezee na vyoote ila sio mke wangu

usimchunge sana

 

[Madame S]

Mtu atavamije kwao.. ...hapa ni kwenu hujavamia

Unajua mkuu nahisi kuna timetqbke sjui maana sikubhizi utaratibu sjaushika vyema maybe Bitoz anijuze zaidi

Madame S

 

[Husna Muba]

5/Vifo vitokanavyo na uzazi

Kuna usemi kwamba ujauzito ni nusu ugonjwa
Kilichomtokea mke mdogo wa Mzee Yusuf juzijuzi hapa kila mtu anajua...inasikitisha
Vifo vinavyoongelewa ni vya mama wajawazito pamoja na vya watoto wachanga wakati wa kujifungua
Huathiri zaidi nchi maskini kutokana huduma mbovu za afya
Kina mama nusu Milioni na watoto zaidi ya 2.5 Milioni hufariki
Jumla ni vifo 3+ Milioni
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Da asee hili ni janga zito mungu atusaidie wamama kwa kweli

Mi nikipataga mimba naonaga km kubet hivi maana kuwin au kupotea kabisaa ila kinachonifariji ni kwamba kufa kupo tu hata usipozaa siku yako ikifika utakufa tu

Mpendwa obe naomba nigongee nyimbo ya king crazy gk ya "NITAKUFAJE"

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Naona amesahau msemo Wa wahenga Wa"nguo ya kuazima haisitiri ma.ta.ko

Naomba picha tafadhali

 

[Bitoz]

..yaani unakuta mtu ana mpenzi mmoja tu au hana kabisa lakini kila mwezi anaenda kupima! Huku ni kuharibu rasimali za serikali, wapime wahitaji.

Yaani ukipima halafu ukatoka negative unapaswa ushitakiwe kwa kuchezea vifaa tiba vya serikali.
Huwa sitakagi mchezo kwenye masuala ya mali za umma🙁

Mbavu zangu


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[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Hell yeah!! I do agree with u

Good evening to u shedede hope u good!

Madame S

Am good madame s

I remember wah u told yesterday it's like "siwez kutamka neno,namtakiaga mpenzi wangu tu"

I have a shorty and simple quastion to you...

May i continue..?

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[Lee]

Ha hahahahahah, ila wameshindwa tu kutonifanya nisiwe mwalimu wa zamu. Unajua unaweza kubarikiwa kwa namna tofauti, walininyima umwalimu mkuu, lakini wiki jana nilikuwa mwalimu wa zamu

Ila binamu ...bora ulijiajirii make katabia kako ka kuandikia watoto wa watu see me ulikuwa umezidishaa

 

[Husna Muba]

3/Maambukizi katika njia ya upumuaji

Hakuna mswahili asiyeujua ugonjwa wa pumu
Pia juzijuzi kuna kapuku mwenzetu kapoteza maisha kutokana na maradhi ya upumuaji{RIP Ibra)
Huu ushambulia mfumo wa upumuaji...Unaweza kuwa pneumonia au bronchitis
Tunasisitizwa kufanya mazoezi,kula vyakula salama kwa afya,kuishi kwenye nyumba zenye hewa swaafi yaani madirisha yanayoruhusu hewa kupita,pia tupandikize miti nyumbani,kuepuka kazi za vumbi n.k
Husababisha vifo 3.5 Milioni kwa mwaka
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Muhanga nipo hapa

 

[fakhbros]

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Matumbili hatujambo
Shikamoo Shululu

 

[Husna Muba]

Kuliko bange

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Wee acha kufananisha vitu vya kijinga na bangee

 

[Husna Muba]

Husna bhana

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[Husna Muba]

Asante kwa hadithi

Ucjal twin

 

[Bitoz]

We kuutwa kuchwa na mbuzi wako tu ukimwi utautoa wapi??!!



Mie kupima mpaka mwaka Wa kuzaa

Kwani UKIMWI ulitoka kwa wanyama/sokwe
Mi sichungi mbuzi tu pia nastarehe nao


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[Bitoz]

Nasubiri kaka Bitoz ziwahiwahi bac kabla cjapitiwa na ucngizi nijikee mwenyewe

:
The Comedy King
Charlie Chapln
Part V
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[Madame S]

Am good madame s

I remember wah u told yesterday it's like "siwez kutamka neno,namtakiaga mpenzi wangu tu"

I have a shorty and simple quastion to you...

May i continue..?

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Sure...... Go on!

Madame S

 

[Husna Muba]

Hawaoni kabisa, kwa wajanja huwa wanavuta wakiwa nusu uchi ili harufu ipotee, kisha ni mwendo wa strawberry gum

bangi nibanguee