Majanga: Nimemshika shemeji yangu makalio

[tabibumtaratibu]

Sema ulichomfanya kushika makalio haitoshi yeye kukukimbia..watoto wa siku hizi hawezi kimbia kwa kushikwa kiushuzi chake

hahahaha et kiushuzi...
ILA kweli mkuu

 

[Magurudumu]

Usitudabaganye eti hukukusudia. Hiyo ilikuea gea ya kumtaka shemejio. Nina uhakika kama angenyamaza safari nyingine mkono ungehamia kwenye K au matiti. Ulikolala wewe tuliamkia juzi ila wenzio tulifanikiwa! Hahahahaaaaaa.

 

[Planett]

Ulianzaje shika kalio lake? Huna adamu mbakaji tu weww nfyuuuuuu wanaume kama nyie nawatafuta nukuwanyonga tu.... mbakaji mdhalilishaji mkubwa huna adabu........ mbakaji nyambafu kabisa unatueleza tufanyaje we mbakaji mpuuuzi mkubwa wewe....... umeniharibia siku limbwa libeberu wewe..

neno "mbakaji" limeaonekana mara 4 kwenye hii comment, hii inaonesha jamaa yaliyomo kweli yamo.

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Inabidi na wewe ushikwe

hahahaaaa...funny guy!!!

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Huyo dada ana akili sana abarikiwe aishi miaka mingi tena Mungu aje ampe mume mwema sio kama aliyepewa dada yake. Hebu tubu hiyo dhambi kwa mkeo haraka.kama unataka amani ya moyo. Kuna mambo yanatia ukakasi namna ya kuyaelezea kwenye hadhira hata kama tunatumia ID feki. Sijui huu ujasiri watu mnaupataje

major umeongea busara sanaa...big up!!!

 

[Infantry Soldier]

mmmh aisee NDOA si mchezo

masai umeona eeeeh...sio mchezo aisee!!!

 

[ze-dudu]

atakua anampenda sana dada yake mtumie msg shem nisamehe km nimekukwaza ila usieleze kosa lako

bonge la idea

 

[NDAGLA]

Ni askofu wa Anglican na si KKKT, Ni katika kuweka kumbukumbu vinzuri, kesi ipo mahakamani

Asante kwa masahihisho Mkuu!!

 

[Kingmairo]

Ulianzaje shika kalio lake? Huna adamu mbakaji tu weww nfyuuuuuu wanaume kama nyie nawatafuta nukuwanyonga tu.... mbakaji mdhalilishaji mkubwa huna adabu........ mbakaji nyambafu kabisa unatueleza tufanyaje we mbakaji mpuuuzi mkubwa wewe....... umeniharibia siku limbwa libeberu wewe..

Hah ha ha...hujapasua keybaord kweli?

 

[mgt software]

kuna siku utamshika hata mkweo

 

[Dejane]

Hujatuliaaaa nakuambiaaaaaaa lo mtatufanya tusiishi na wadogo zetu

 

[vasco da gamma]

OMG! you have made my day.
Don"t ever do that thing again.

 

[Mahondaw]

Utakuwa hujatulia siyo bure

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Kwa nini amshike kalio huyu shemeji angeendelea kukaa hapo angemfanyia visa .... huyu ni wa kupigwa mbakaji tu huyu

ndio wanavyodanganyana eti ndio ulijari kula kuku na mayai yake!!!

 

[mutu mrefu]

Ama kweli dunian kuna wapumbav, sasa umekuja jf ushauriwe nini?!!

Au kashamla tumshauri

 

[Jenerali QoyoJB]

Move yako inaelekea kufanana na ile ya Emmanuel Mbasha! Sasa wife hujamweleza halafu hapa umeanika yote kumbe hadi club mnaenda na mnacheza unashika hadi ndani sasa ukahisi una haki unataka kushika kwa nyuma wakati anakufungulia mlango. Yaani umemdhalilisha sana mkeo. Sasa andika sms ndefu kumwomba radhi shemejio. Then naye ataketa hiyo sms hapa kama ushahidi move ianze.

 

[MstahikiMeya]

Inabidi na wewe ushikwe

Nimecheka sana mkuu

 

[bucca]

Hujielewiiii

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Anatimiza suna ya mtume FaizaFoxy

Mtume Paulo au sio, ndiyo maana tunaona habari za kanisa na wachungaji wakilawitiana na watoto wadogo kila kukicha. Hujakosea.

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Tamaaaa mbele mauti nyuma

sawa kabisaa..hawalijui hilo hadi yawakute!!!