Jukwaa la kutajana-tajana majina...

[Kurzweil]

Madame B upo dada? Ngoja nikuamkie PM.

 

[Madame B]

Madame B upo dada? Ngoja nikuamkie PM.

OA,
Wapi pedeshee Ipycalypse mutu ya Dubai,mutu ya Kukwea pipa kila sekunde,mutu ya shopping London N't Kariakoo.
Nipo ndugu yangu,vp mzima kbs?
Pedeshee upo huku Jf,umeacha Kodi ya Meza home?
Musalimie papaa Asprin muzee na mubabu wa vimwana watatu.

 

[Kaizer]

Teeenyaaaaaa!!!
Miaka mia babu weee!!
Hehehe,...Haloooo!!
InaHUUU???
Nipo mwanfnz wangu Kaizer,nawalia chabo kiaina.

Nipemo kitendawili Madame B! khaaa Nani Kanuna? siye tujitege tu na kujitegua.....lol
cacico my shem where are you maana my sweetlo gfsonwin tangu mgomo namwona mahudhurio yake sio ki viiile halafu huyu Asprin ameshamaliza msiba maana nasikia hajaonekana nyumbani tokea wakati huo! Na Erickb52 kakumbwa na nini?

 

[Mamndenyi]

Baada ya pedeshee wa ukweli kuingia nyuma ya nondo naona wamezaliwa wengine kibao.
ngoja tuwachambue kwanza.

OA,
Wapi pedeshee Ipycalypse mutu ya Dubai,mutu ya Kukwea pipa kila sekunde,mutu ya shopping London N't Kariakoo.
Nipo ndugu yangu,vp mzima kbs?
Pedeshee upo huku Jf,umeacha Kodi ya Meza home?
Musalimie papaa Asprin muzee na mubabu wa vimwana watatu.

 

[Asprin]

Nipemo kitendawili Madame B! khaaa Nani Kanuna? siye tujitege tu na kujitegua.....lol
cacico my shem where are you maana my sweetlo gfsonwin tangu mgomo namwona mahudhurio yake sio ki viiile halafu huyu Asprin ameshamaliza msiba maana nasikia hajaonekana nyumbani tokea wakati huo! Na Erickb52 kakumbwa na nini?

Niko hapa hommie............

 

[beibe nasty]

Ndio beibe nasty,
namna hyo.
Mpaka ma-Mods wajue ChitChat kuna Vichwa wa kutuma salamu.
Wapi pedeshee Kikwete mubaba wa Bagamoyo,mume halali wa Salima,
Mbona huonekani Jf.

Wapi pedeshee kifaranga mutoto ya kuku,
Wapi mwenyewe hapa Madame B pedeshee wa kike Bongo nzima.
Wapi papaa Mopao Mzee wa kuvaa moka.
Wapi LeBilali Mashauzi,chakula ya watu.
Kanga Moko mpoo?
Madada wa ku-vaibrate.
Wapi...wapi...wapi..
Naomba niishie hapa nahs :ban: nikijifanya natuma salamu.

Dada heri tu ulivoishia hapo mana

 

[Kurzweil]

OA,
Wapi pedeshee Ipycalypse mutu ya Dubai,mutu ya Kukwea pipa kila sekunde,mutu ya shopping London N't Kariakoo.
Nipo ndugu yangu,vp mzima kbs?
Pedeshee upo huku Jf,umeacha Kodi ya Meza home?
Musalimie papaa Asprin muzee na mubabu wa vimwana watatu.

Ha ha ha hah Kumbe ndio style ya @Aspirin

 

[Madame B]

Nipemo kitendawili Madame B! khaaa Nani Kanuna? siye tujitege tu na kujitegua.....lol
cacico my shem where are you maana my sweetlo gfsonwin tangu mgomo namwona mahudhurio yake sio ki viiile halafu huyu Asprin ameshamaliza msiba maana nasikia hajaonekana nyumbani tokea wakati huo! Na Erickb52 kakumbwa na nini?

Kaizer wangu,
gfsonwin nahs atakuwa amebanwa na mfungo.
cacico kaenda Tanga kumroga Babu,
Babu Asprin kaenda kuoa mke wa tatu kwao na Erickb52 anamsaidia mkewe likizo ya Uzazi.

Nikupatiemo Kitendawil??

Kitendawiliii..!!!
Nina mwanangu akiwa katikati ya wenzake hatambuliki

 

[Madame B]

Ha ha ha hah Kumbe ndio style ya @Aspirin

Ndio maana yake,
anaendana na mafiga matatu.

 

[Madame B]

Baada ya pedeshee wa ukweli kuingia nyuma ya nondo naona wamezaliwa wengine kibao.
ngoja tuwachambue kwanza.

He!
Mkwee?
Wapi pedeshee Mamndenyi mamaa la Kujiachia,Nakati ya BollyWood.

 

[The secretary]

khaaaaaaaa! kwani kutajana napo crime eee?? Mphamvu ckuoni nowdays, lol, my hubby Asprin marufuku kutajana kuanzia sasa, wake wenzangu Yummy na BADILI TABIA mi luv u! sweetlady nakumiss mno, vp kadogoo?? Kongosho asali ya hubby wetu we luv u! charminglady plizzzzzz come bak, already tunakumiss, mashemeji zangu, Kaizer, KARIA, Rejao, klorokwini, TANMO, wapekuzi maarufu Erickb52 na Young_Master salamu kwenu! CUTE u r also lost toka Ruhazwe JR akupende kisirisiri! gfsonwin my dada wa moyoni, mwahhhhh! Erotica na twins wako hope mpo sawa, mashostiso Kaunga, Zinduna, Smile, Chauro, Cantalisia, Mwali mi luv u loads! ili kufanikisha zoezi Madame B uwe kiranja! wadogo zangu Ronn M na Excellent muwe good boys plzzzzzz! Eiyer tunza ubikira wako unalipa sana! Roulette kuanzia sasa watakaotajana toa ban, lol! mwahhhhhhhh kwa chit chatters! morning to u guys!

ujumbe no mo kutajana! lol!

hujanitaja najisikia vibaya

 

[The secretary]

Wapi mume wangu Bishanga njoo huku unitaje.ujumbe sikuachi hata kama umefilisika ila nenda kamalizie posa kwa MziziMkavu

 

[Asprin]

Ha ha ha hah Kumbe ndio style ya @Aspirin

Kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

wapi twin Princess Enny miss u so much,shemeji wa kula bata Zubedayo michuzi na dada wa ukwee ....Arabela,dady Mentor na mumy cathy,cousin charming lady tumekuumiss tayari,aunt baibe nasty,bibi Mandeny,madame B,kungwi Gfsonwin,na marafiki wote figanigga,billie,phina,sangija,the boss mtakatifu paka mweusi na wengine wengi mwaaaah!!!!!

Shabash ... mi nimeona hapo tu,wapi beibe nasty mamaa ya kunibania musalimie kibabuu Asprin muzee ya wake mingi,usimusahau cacico ,wapi shemeji langu la ukweli princess enny....

 

[Kaizer]

Kaizer wangu,
gfsonwin nahs atakuwa amebanwa na mfungo.
cacico kaenda Tanga kumroga Babu,
Babu Asprin kaenda kuoa mke wa tatu kwao na Erickb52 anamsaidia mkewe likizo ya Uzazi.

Nikupatiemo Kitendawil??

Kitendawiliii..!!!
Nina mwanangu akiwa katikati ya wenzake hatambuliki

hahaha na huu mfongo unaisha lini jamani?
Madame B kitendawili nimechemsha.....nikupe mji au Asprin atanijibia? Sidhani maana sasa hivi atakuwa bar tu si umemwona apo juu? daaamn...labda cacico! come zis way shemeji! mwaaah, eti unaamini kwen ndumba?

 

[Kaizer]

Niko hapa hommie............

Kisa cha kuntengulia udhu ni nini hommie Asprin? au ndo unamalizia amchungu ya msibani?:eek2:

 

[Kongosho]

Tuliyakosa mapicha sana.

Yeah Konnie, ukubwa dawa. Missed you.

 

[Asprin]

hahaha na huu mfongo unaisha lini jamani?
Madame B kitendawili nimechemsha.....nikupe mji au Asprin atanijibia? Sidhani maana sasa hivi atakuwa bar tu si umemwona apo juu? daaamn...labda cacico! come zis way shemeji! mwaaah, eti unaamini kwen ndumba?

Vitendawili vingine bana, ni kama inflation hommie........

 

[Viol]

cacico miss u and love u much

 

[Asprin]

Tuliyakosa mapicha sana.

Nimekuletea zawadi ya Avatar........ umeipenda Kongosho asali ya ODM?