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[Scars]

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Ndugu yake huyu hapa

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[Mpauko]

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Aiseee hii ni bonge la mtihani

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jamaa ana pointi lakini

 

[Scars]

murder case🙂🙂🙂

Aishhhhh hivi sampuli hii hadi bongo ipo au ndio tumenyimwa kila kitu

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tukiwa wadogo tulikua tunatamani sana kuwa wakubwa angalia sasa...we're broke, depressed na wengine ndo mna nyegee kabisa! Smh

 

[Mpauko]

Jamaa ana pointi lakini

Kabisaaa ya msingi mnooo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna wakati flani nlikua na dreadlocks then siku moja a friend of mine akanipeleka kwao.
Kidogo kidogo nikaskia mamake amesema "Endelea kuonyesha wezi mko na TV
AFrican Mums we proud of you Waaaaaah

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Mbona tunatuana huzun tena

Arsenal? Ngoja nitakualika kwenye uzi wenu kesho ukapambane na hali yako mle ndio utalia sio huzuni tu🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The chances of a lady passing interview depends on how she shakes her buttocks as she's walking away from the interview....Are we together

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Yesterday my niece went to consult a prophet who told her to take good care of her boyfriend cause he soon will be a millionaire.
She hasn't stop crying since yesterday because she failed to know which one it is..

 

[Mpauko]

Aishhhhh hivi sampuli hii hadi bongo ipo au ndio tumenyimwa kila kitu

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Daaah hapa bongo hata uwe kwa daladala ni kisanga kuna siku asubuh nmrpanda zangu daladala mbele akakaa mdada wa makamo hvi sasa mie nkastuka mdada amazd sogea nyuma na tumeminyana

Mkuu wa nchi akachchamaa bas weeeeh bidada alipohisi akagruka na jicho baya hilooo

Nkamwangalia tu na yeye ananiangalia kwa jicho baya nasubiri aropoke shenz zake

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Matunda yalikua yakiongea kwenye miti yake!
CHUNGWA : Mimi naona nafanana na Dunia
APPLE : Mimi nafanana na moyo
NDIZI : Hebu badilisheni story, acheni bangi mafala nyie
Bye bye JANUARY

 

[Mpauko]

Tukiwa wadogo tulikua tunatamani sana kuwa wakubwa angalia sasa...we're broke, depressed na wengine ndo mna nyegee kabisa! Smh

Huwez amin yan hapa nataman nrud kuwa mdogo aisee

 

[Scars]

Daaah hapa bongo hata uwe kwa daladala ni kisanga kuna siku asubuh nmrpanda zangu daladala mbele akakaa mdada wa makamo hvi sasa mie nkastuka mdada amazd sogea nyuma na tumeminyana

Mkuu wa nchi akachchamaa bas weeeeh bidada alipohisi akagruka na jicho baya hilooo

Nkamwangalia tu na yeye ananiangalia kwa jicho baya nasubiri aropoke shenz zake

Ndio mana watu wanaanza kununua magari kabla ya kujenga ili kunusuru ndoa

Sasa kama hapo utashangaa alikua mke wa mtu

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[Mpauko]

Ndio mana watu wanaanza kununua magari kabla ya kujenga ili kunusuru ndoa

Sasa kama hapo utashangaa alikua mke wa mtu

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ni balaa

 

[Scars]

Huyu jamaa hata akifyatuka magoti mi sitamlaumu

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Atakua amekufa kishujaa zaidi ya wale wanajeshi wa vietnam

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Daaah hapa bongo hata uwe kwa daladala ni kisanga kuna siku asubuh nmrpanda zangu daladala mbele akakaa mdada wa makamo hvi sasa mie nkastuka mdada amazd sogea nyuma na tumeminyana

Mkuu wa nchi akachchamaa bas weeeeh bidada alipohisi akagruka na jicho baya hilooo

Nkamwangalia tu na yeye ananiangalia kwa jicho baya nasubiri aropoke shenz zake

Wazungu bana wako vingine sana. Juzi juzi hapa jamaa kauchapa usingizi kwenye ndege mdada kachukua mkono wake kauzamisha ikulu halafu akaanza kukatika. Jamaa akashtuka kwa maumivu makali kifundo cha kiganja kimepinda mdada amewaka anakatika. Ndege kushuka mdada akatiwa ndani eti sexual abuse. Sijui kesi yao ilifika wapi...

 

[Scars]

Sijui kamefata nin ndani saiz

Ngoja nimfowadie mchina, aifanye breakfast

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[Mpauko]

Wazungu bana wako vingine sana. Juzi juzi hapa jamaa kauchapa usingizi kwenye ndege mdada kachukua mkono wake kauzamisha ikulu halafu akaanza kukatika. Jamaa akashtuka kwa maumivu makali kifundo cha kiganja kimepinda mdada amewaka anakatika. Ndege kushuka mdada akatiwa ndani eti sexual abuse. Sijui kesi yao ilifika wapi...

Daaah mie ningepotezea kiganja namwambia tu twende hotelini

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lindo jema wakuu. Naomba msisinzie msije mkanifanya nirudi tena kuwaamsha. Blessings...