Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Navoyne]

Point moja sio mbaya wazee..................karibuni jukwaa la MAN UTD

 

[Peasant]

Welcome to EPL ANDRE VILLAS-BOAS.... I dont think he knew about STOKE CITY back in Portugal...........Another DRAW.....Hongereni kwa kuambulia point......

He was here before, he knows everything about EPL....You don't have to be a manager to know the league.

 

[Wacha1]

Kocha wa Chelsick ni kama hawa meerkat
khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tuliwaambia kocha wao ni kama hawa meerkat khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Stoke of Fire ooo ps the baptism of (fire) Stoke! Habari zinazoingia zinachema mapundits wa UK wanalia na kuwapongeza mafioso khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Mbu]

Peas of ant and company walichonga sana jana leo je .... .... .... ... silence khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Umeona eee? ....wala sina presha nao hawa....tutafaidi saana vituko vyao msimu huu...

 

[Viper]

mi nadhani.. torres anapangwa kwa amri ya boss!.. maana hii timu ni kama toy lake...!

 

[Wacha1]

Mama mia khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mungiki brother alipanda basi leo kutoka Kibera amezuiwa mpakani
khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Itabidi mridhike na hizi picha hadi watakapomuachia
khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[Wacha]

£50 million flop ... .... .... . ​

 

[TIMING]

Guys, we are counting chicken too early

It is Game one dudes

I cant wait for next weekend

 

[Kituko]

Wakuu ndio ligi imeanza na Chelsea ni Bonge la timu huu msimu option za uhakika zipo nyingi, na matumaini makubwa ya kulipokea kombe pale Darajani

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Kelele zoooooooooooooooooote jana leo na nyie mmeangukia puaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Wakuu ndio ligi imeanza na Chelsea ni Bonge la timu huu msimu option za uhakika zipo nyingi, na matumaini makubwa ya kulipokea kombe pale Darajani

Yeaaah man, hata washabiki wa qpr wamesema hivyo hivyo.

 

[TabletFellow]

Umeona eee? ....wala sina presha nao hawa....tutafaidi saana vituko vyao msimu huu...

ngoja waje

 

[Wacha1]

Wakuu yamekuwa haya tena .. ....

Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[Pazi]

NIMECHEKA MPAKA BASI, WACHA1 wewe ni komedi lol! hao Meerkart unasema wamefanana na manaher wa Chelsea Lol! unajuwa kama Manager wa Chelsea kafanana na Arshavin?? kama mapacha kwahiyo Arshavin ni Meerkart????.

 

[Wacha]

NIMECHEKA MPAKA BASI, WACHA1 wewe ni komedi lol! hao Meerkart unasema wamefanana na manaher wa Chelsea Lol! unajuwa kama Manager wa Chelsea kafanana na Arshavin?? kama mapacha kwahiyo Arshavin ni Meerkart????.

khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mungiki brother kaamua kunifungia kwa sababu ya vijembe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chacha mtakoma ubishi na huyo meerkart wenu khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tena amepata Mzee wa udaku wa kumsaidia.

Tatizo lake hajui kiswahili fasaha. Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Wacha]

Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tinaweza kuwauzia Almunia atakuwa free agent choon
khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, maona Mungiki Brother
Karejea { Matoa bahasha walai pakani} lakini unafahamu watoto wa kambo tena khe khe khe kheeeeeee

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[FUSO]

Chelsea make £27m bid for Valencia's Spanish international winger Juan Mata.

 

[Peasant]

Wakuu ile mechi yetu ndio inaanza, line up ni kama hivi
Chelsea: Hilario, Bosingwa, Alex, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Mikel, Lampard, Anelka, Torres, Kalou.
Subs: Turnbull, Ivanovic, Benayoun, Drogba, Malouda, Ferreira, McEachran.

 

[Wacha]

khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechacha tukuulize kabla ya mechi nani kapanga timu usije kukimbia bure khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Naona leo hata Cowshed kuna mbigili khe khe

BTW vipi Mungiki brother anafanya ukarabati nini maana hapo juu bado naona vikongwe khe khe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Peasant]

khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechacha tukuulize kabla ya mechi nani kapanga timu usije kukimbia bure khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Naona leo hata Cowshed kuna mbigili khe khe

BTW vipi Mungiki brother anafanya ukarabati nini maana hapo juu bado naona vikongwe khe khe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Subiri uone wanaume wanapiga mpira hapa, sio vile vijukuu vyako kule Emirates.
On serious note, mwambieni Nutty anunue kabla hamjaadhirika mjini.