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[Wacha1]

Khe khe khe na leo hapa marufuku wasiingie kabisa .... ...labda kesho watoe draw ..... Mwezi mzima sasa umepita wanachungulia tu khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jamani eheeeeeeeeee Matanga mnamaliza lini?



Invisible if you can convey my condolences to Mungiki Brother, I presume he might have moved from Kibera to an unknown location fearing the worse. A month without his sight in the house of mafioso is not normal. Also without forgetting the Peasants who surround the broken bridge and the reverands (Masanilo & Kishoka) who've surrounded the bridge with homily players.


Please let Abraham O Vich not miss his timely appointment to deliver the inevitable (mpunga radhina) otherwise the matanga will not end as planned and cause dire consequencies to the Roman empire.



Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeee

Take that ... ....​

Oh ohhhh lala ..... ...... ​

Gomez in trouble ..... ...​

Gomez delivers the sucker punch ...... .... ​

Lamps anashangaaa ...... khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

Daraja Lililojengwa kwa makuti haliwezi kudumu ​

Ngojeni tuwabangue Manure kesho muone moto ​

watakaowawashia kwenye Daraja bovu ... ..​

lililojengwa kwenye makuti ​

khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeee​

BTW hivi mmeshika nafasi ya nne hivi chacha? Au jamaa hawakuangalia Table vizuri?

 

[Peasant]

..."Ee-meno-Looo", anajifanya yupo busy "Oooo"! ha ha ha haaaaa....trying to impress Abramovich..."Naija oooo!!!"

BTW;



...Connecting the dots, Chelsea Youth Academy - - -Ray Wilkins, - - - -, Arnesen, - - - I bet it is NOT fun anymore working for Abramovich!

Aaah, huyo mpopo kimeo hana deal. Naona club imeamua kufanya cuts kama serikali ya bwana Cameron, anyway, it's more of financial move than technical. We want to break-even before UEFA rules comes in, lakini huyu mpopo sijui amefikaje hapo, hana mchango kwa Carlo....Arnesen mimi nimefurahi kwamba anaondoka, alikuwa analipwa mshahara mkubwa sana kwa kazi ambayo kitaalam amefail.

 

[Wacha1]

Ebana ukiiongelea Chelsea unaniumiza weye! Wacha bana, minya tu mwana... Mbona mi sijaongea chochote juu ya Arsenal? Minya babake! .....

Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Shedafa]

Kheri ya nusu shari, kuliko shari kamili. Hizi mbeleko nyingine bwana!

 

[Mbu]

Aaah, huyo mpopo kimeo hana deal. Naona club imeamua kufanya cuts kama serikali ya bwana Cameron, anyway, it's more of financial move than technical. We want to break-even before UEFA rules comes in, lakini huyu mpopo sijui amefikaje hapo, hana mchango kwa Carlo....Arnesen mimi nimefurahi kwamba anaondoka, alikuwa analipwa mshahara mkubwa sana kwa kazi ambayo kitaalam amefail.

Michael Emenalo - Assistant first team coach

Michael Emenalo moved up from his previous position of head opposition scout in November 2010.
He has been an important part of the first team management structure since his arrival in October 2007, and his promotion to assistant first team coach was recognition of his efforts.

He continues to oversee the first team scouting operation as he makes the transition to coaching. He splits the initial period between assisting Carlo Ancelotti and updating his coaching qualifications as he takes on a bigger and more influential role.

He arrived at Chelsea when former manager Avram Grant called upon a trusted ex-player from his Maccabi Tel Aviv days. The pair worked together between 1998 and 2000, the tail end of a playing career for the former Nigerian international, who made his debut in 1985.
A defender, he moved to the United States in 1986 where he graduated from Boston University three years later with a degree in international relations with political sciences, having also played college soccer.

His football career continued in Belgium and Germany before a short spell in England at Notts County in the mid 1990s, where he won the Anglo-Italian Cup at Wembley.
Michael then returned to the States where he played in the first ever MLS game for San Jose Clash.

After one season, it was back to Europe and a year in the Spanish second division with Llieda, managed by future Sevilla and Spurs coach Juande Ramos. Then came the move to Israel.
Michael won 14 caps for Nigeria in total and played in the 1994 World Cup in the USA, missing the first game through injury but then playing against Argentina and Greece before he was knocked out by a Roberto Baggio-inspired Italy.
After hanging up his boots, Michael spent time coaching in America.


source; Michael Emenalo - Assistant first team coach | Chelsea Manager | Official Site | Chelsea FC | Chelsea
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Kheri ya nusu shari, kuliko shari kamili. Hizi mbeleko nyingine bwana!

...zimefanyaje tena ewe Shedafa?

 

[Wacha1]

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''Ebana ukiiongelea Chelsea unaniumiza weye! Wacha bana, minya tu mwana... Mbona mi sijaongea chochote juu ya Arsenal? Minya babake! ..... ''


.... ..... Chelsea have taken six points from the last 21. Calamity .... ..phew!

Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Consultant]

Wacha1 acha kurusha roho za watu na habari za ''udaku'' kutokea The Sun. Mkuu Carlo keshasema lazima Man UTD walambe kichapo next week. Stay tuned

 

[Wacha1]

Wacha1 acha kurusha roho za watu na habari za ''udaku'' kutokea The Sun. Mkuu Carlo keshasema lazima Man UTD walambe kichapo next week. Stay tuned

Uzushi Eh! Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[Peasant]

Breaking news: Mechi yetu na Manure kesho imeahirishwa kutokana na heavy snow!

 

[Mbu]

Breaking news: Mechi yetu na Manure kesho imeahirishwa kutokana na heavy snow!

...mbu ni mjumbe tu, na mjumbe hauwawi!

Snow joke: Why was Chelsea v Manchester United called off... but Ipswich managed to beat the freezing conditions?

By Malcolm Folley
Chief Sports Reporter
Last updated at 12:35 AM on 19th December 2010
Chelsea invited fresh controversy by postponing today's titanic Premier League match with Manchester United more than 24 hours before kick off.

While clubs across the country, from Sunderland to Exeter, managed to stage matches in the Premier League and Championship on Saturday afternoon, Chelsea informed United officials before lunchtime yesterday that the most eagerly-anticipated game of the season would not be played.

Incredibly, Chelsea justified their decision, delivered with unusual haste, by claiming the game had to be called off &#8216;following consultation with police and the local authority'.

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp perhaps captured the mood of most football fans when he expressed his astonishment that Chelsea had acted so swiftly to halt the game with United.

&#8216;Tomorrow's another day and who knows what the weather will be like in the morning?

Source; Daily Mail on Sunday.

 

[RR]

...mbu ni mjumbe tu, na mjumbe hauwawi!

Teh teh teh.....
Jamaa wamechomoa kuwa chachandu ya krismasi....

 

[Eqlypz]

Chelsea mmeamua kucancel match hivi hivi? Naangalia picha za cctv karibia na mitaa ya stamford bridge (finboro rd) mambo sio mbaya na barabara zinapitika vizuri tu, train kutoka manchester - london bado zinafanya kazi, station iliyofungwa ni waterloo tu. Mliogopa kichapo sio?

 

[Peasant]

...mbu ni mjumbe tu, na mjumbe hauwawi!

Teh teh teh.....
Jamaa wamechomoa kuwa chachandu ya krismasi....

Chelsea mmeamua kucancel match hivi hivi? Naangalia picha za cctv karibia na mitaa ya stamford bridge (finboro rd) mambo sio mbaya na barabara zinapitika vizuri tu, train kutoka manchester - london bado zinafanya kazi, station iliyofungwa ni waterloo tu. Mliogopa kichapo sio?

Kwa sababu za kiusalama tumeshauriwa na Metropolitan Police pamoja na local authority kwamba mechi isingewezekana, we're powerless to go against the decision made by the police and authority. Angalia hapo chini sheria za Premier League zinasemaje kuhusu match postponement:

RULES: SECTION E

Postponement of League Matches

13. A League Match shall not be postponed or abandoned except:

13.1 when on the date fixed for it to be played either the Home Club or the Visiting Club is
competing in a competition permitted by Rules E.10.1, E.10.2, and E.10.3; or
13.2 with the approval of or on the instructions of the officiating referee; or
13.3 by order of the police or other authority exercising its statutory powers to that effect; or
13.4 on the instructions of or with the prior written consent of the Board.

14. Upon a League Match being postponed or abandoned in accordance with Rules E.13.1, E.13.2
or E.13.3, the Home Club shall forthwith inform the Secretary, and the Board will thereupon
exercise its power under Rule E.6 and fix a date upon which the League Match in question shall
be played.

 

[Eqlypz]

Kwa sababu za kiusalama tumeshauriwa na Metropolitan Police pamoja na local authority kwamba mechi isingewezekana, we're powerless to go against the decision made by the police and authority. Angalia hapo chini sheria za Premier League zinasemaje kuhusu match postponement:

Snow-go zone: Stamford Bridge appears clear of danger in this picture taken at 2pm om Sunday - two hours before the game was due to start.

By the way kwa mujibu wa msemaji wa polisi decision ilikuwa ni ya timu
There were concerns over public safety. Clubs liaise with the police in the run-up to a game and are in regular contact. The final decision is made by the club.'

 

[Peasant]

Snow-go zone: Stamford Bridge appears clear of danger in this picture taken at 2pm om Sunday - two hours before the game was due to start.

By the way kwa mujibu wa msemaji wa polisi decision ilikuwa ni ya timu
There were concerns over public safety. Clubs liaise with the police in the run-up to a game and are in regular contact. The final decision is made by the club.'

Umesoma lakini hizo sheria hapo juu?!! Timu haiwezi kufanya final decision!

 

[Wacha1]

Mafioso at it again .... ...

The main roads were clear, the Tube was running, and the pitch perfect... so why was Chelsea's game with United postponed?
The decision to postpone the eagerly-awaited clash between Chelsea and Manchester United was taken by the Metropolitan Police and Hammersmith and Fulham Council. ........ Health and safety concerns meant the Barclays Premier League fixture was postponed more than 27 hours before Sunday's scheduled 4pm kick-off.

A Chelsea spokesman said: 'The match was postponed on health and safety grounds. The decision was taken between the local authority, the club and the police.

Mwenye akili atafahamu ni Chelsick tu waliowahonga ma-polisi kwenye Council yao pamoja na vibaraka wa Council ili wapate muda wa kujiandaa kwa mechi moja kubwa badala ya mbili hasa baada ya kuona mechi ya Emirates haitafanyika khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Eqlypz]

Umesoma lakini hizo sheria hapo juu?!! Timu haiwezi kufanya final decision!

Nimeona sheria ndio, lakini msemaji wa polisi anasea final decision ilikuwa ni ya Chelsea.

 

[Masanilo]

I am glad to hear this good news!

Chelsea Football Club is pleased to announce that Gael Kakuta has signed a new four-and-a-half-year contract.

The 19-year-old originally joined the club in July 2007 and made his first-team debut in November 2009. This season he has made four starts and five substitute appearances taking his overall tally to five starts plus eight games as a sub.

Having committed himself to the club until 2015, Kakuta spoke to the Official Chelsea Website about his delight at the new deal and his immediate targets.

'Since I signed for Chelsea when I was 16 all I was thinking about was to get to the first team. Now I have been playing a few times with the first team and I have signed for four-and-a-half more years I have to make a way for myself into the starting 11, and make my dream come true.

'The manager said to me it is the right time to play and I think for me it is as well. It's my job to do my best and try to play more often and show the coach that I am good enough to play in the team.'

Kakuta has progressed into the France Under 20 squad this season having won the European Under 19s Championships with his nation in the summer. He was named Uefa's Golden Player for the tournament.

At Chelsea this season Carlo Ancelotti has deployed him as a wide man in the front three and used him in five out of six Champions League group games, starting him in two including the home game against group runners-up Marseille.

'It is a dream when you are young to play in the Champions League and I hope I will play more games.

'It is always good to play with players with more experience, you learn quicker and to improve quicker is good for our development.'

There will be an exclusive interview with Gael Kakuta in 'Blues News' on Chelsea TV at 6.30pm and 10pm.

 

[Peasant]

Nimeona sheria ndio, lakini msemaji wa polisi anasea final decision ilikuwa ni ya Chelsea.

Mkuu Eqlypz,
Weka basi quotation za huyo polisi na useme umeipata wapi (source), otherwwise tutasema umetunga story....lol

 

[Eqlypz]

Mkuu Eqlypz,
Weka basi quotation za huyo polisi na useme umeipata wapi (source), otherwwise tutasema umetunga story....lol

A police spokesman said:

'There were concerns over public safety. Clubs generally do a very good job of getting the stadium fit for use, but travel to and from the game would have been difficult.

'Clubs liaise with the police in the run-up to a game and are in regular contact. The final decision is made by the club.'

Read more: Chelsea v Manchester United postponed despite lack of snow | Mail Online​