Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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Hiki chakula cha kawaida sana ndugu.

ni cha kawaida ndio but wengi wenyu mumezoea kula githeri.

 

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Picha za SGR usiku na Mchana, Bagamoyo na vinyerezi bado nangoja hata ingaea site tunajua hizo projects ni hewa tupu.

Kinyerezi two

 

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Shs 600 - 700 per bag equivalent to 12000 Tzshs.

Hehe unatudanganya sisi au unataka tukuaibishe 😀😀😀😀😀😀

 

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Nyinyi kazi yenu ni kuwa vilaza hamuwezi soma zaidi ya lugha moja hata sidhani kuna polyglot huko kwenu.

Na ninyi kazi yetu ni kuolewa na wazungu, ndiyo sababu wanawake wenu wanalalamika hamuwapi mimba, akili za wanaume wa Kenya ni kupata bwana wa kizungu tu.

 

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Siku ya ku launch hiyo electric SGR Magufooli atatangaza hakuna cha stima wakati treni zinafanya kazi. Jichocheni tu na hizo Megawatts kidogo mnazalisha.

Heheh magufuli kweli anawaumiza kichwa anafanya wonders😀😀😀😀😀

 

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hicho kiswahili kibovu cha stima mlikitolea wapi majirani usimuone kobe kainama ujue anatunga sheria hizo megawatt tunazozalisha tutaanza kuuza mpaka nje we komaa kwa ziko kidogo mutajibeba wakat wa uzinduzi

Sina muda wa kiswahili sanifu boss. Hiyo ni kazi ya Watanzania na wa kosti wa kenya. Zalisheni umeme mjitosheleze kwanza mtauza baadae.

 

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ni cha kawaida ndio but wengi wenyu mumezoea kula githeri.

Nina uhakika watu wa Tanzania ndani ndani huko bara wanakula tu vyakula vya kiAfrika sio kama nyinyi wa DSM. Biryani ni chakula kigeni acha kutuchocha na vitu acquired.

 

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Buda, only about 10 % of Kenyans are landless. Hii majority labda ni Kingereza huelewi. Majority of Kenyans >90 % own land.

 

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Na ninyi kazi yetu ni kuolewa na wazungu, ndiyo sababu wanawake wenu wanalalamika hamuwapi mimba, akili za wanaume wa Kenya ni kupata bwana wa kizungu tu.

Duh, lakini si nyie watu wa DSM mnapenda sana hizi stori za ugofa. Ni vile DSM kumejaa mashoga ama nini?

 

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Heheh magufuli kweli anawaumiza kichwa anafanya wonders😀😀😀😀😀

Amejaribu

 

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This does not mean 20 million kenyans are landless. What it means is that there are prominent families who own large tracts of land. In such an estimate, they took the Kenyans with the least sizes of land typically a quarter of an acre kama Diamond Platnumz and compared their total to that of Uhuru.

 

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Duh, lakini si nyie watu wa DSM mnapenda sana hizi stori za ugofa. Ni vile DSM kumejaa mashoga ama nini?

Mbona sasa unataka kuwakasirisha wenzako kwa kukataa kwamba hampendi kuolewa na wazungu?, hili ni jukwaa zuri la kujitafutia wanaume, hata sisi tunaweza kuwaoa na kuwahakikishia upatikanaji wa chakula

 

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Hatuna hasira na kijana wa Tandale. Hata mamaye pia hatuna shida naye. Very soon atajoin wasanii wenzenu ambao hupotelea Nairobi

Diamond's mother was pretty much excited. She literally carried the title deed everywhere she went, but we understand. Land in Kenya is a sign of wealth, and The Boy from Tandale did not miss that train.

Akili za manyangau ndohizi kufikili diamond anaweza ishi Kenya

 

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Mbona sasa unataka kuwakasirisha wenzako kwa kukataa kwamba hampendi kuolewa na wazungu?, hili ni jukwaa zuri la kujitafutia wanaume, hata sisi tunaweza kuwaoa na kuwahakikishia upatikanaji wa chakula

Kuoa kina nani?

 

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Sina muda was kiswahili sanifu boss. Hiyo ni kazi ya Watanzania na wa kosti wa kenya. Zalisheni umeme mjitosheleze kwanza mtauza baadae.

Muda ulionao ni wakujifunza kiingereza ili upate bwana wa kizungu sio?, hongera sana.

 

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Kuoa kina nani?

Kuwaoa wale wanaume wa Kenya ambao watakuwa wamekosa kuolewa na wazungu

 

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Akili za manyangau ndohizi kufikili diamond anaweza ishi Kenya

Inawauma sana kuskia kwamba Diamond anaweza potelea Kenya. Wacha kwanza ajenge nyumba atakuwa ana spend 3/4 ya muda wake hapa Kenya. He will be running his Tanzanian businesses from the big city Nairobi aki rub shoulders na other kenyan tycoons akitaka kwenda marekani ni dakika chache tu ako airport straight to New York. haiya !

 

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Muda ulionao ni wakujifunza kiingereza ili upate bwana wa kizungu sio?, hongera sana.

Nakijua kiswahili sanifu. Sanifu kabisa sidhani waweza kunishinda kwenye mtihani. Lakini hiyo kazi ya kuandika na kuzungumza kiswahili sanifu inachosha. Swahili sanifu ni lugha mwendo pole sana. I want quick stuff

 

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Kuwaoa wale wanaume wa Kenya ambao watakuwa wamekosa kuolewa na wazungu

Wewe ni mwarabu? Waarabu na wazungu ndio sanasana huwa na hizi tabia.

 

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Nina uhakika watu wa Tanzania ndani ndani huko bara wanakula tu vyakula vya kiAfrika sio kama nyinyi wa DSM. Biryani ni chakula kigeni acha kutuchocha na vitu acquired.

mungu kaibariki tanzania kwa kuwa na ardhi yenye rutuba inayozalisha kila aina ya chakula.

hatuli mizoga kama nyinyi.