Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[stakehigh]

Hakika wacha mwamba apige mabovu,
Kama mzee jomo kenya alikwapua ardhi Sawa na Mkoa wa Morogoro, ardhi inayotosha wakunya milioni 20 yeye ruto ni nani asijisevie mavumba.

na tena wanampigia kelele za wantam, unafinya vizuri ukiondoka unajua kabisa umeongeza watu kwenye slum

 

[stakehigh]

Hakika wacha mwamba apige mabovu,
Kama mzee jomo kenya alikwapua ardhi Sawa na Mkoa wa Morogoro, ardhi inayotosha wakunya milioni 20 yeye ruto ni nani asijisevie mavumba.

BTW kenya comes from the name "kenyata" 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Chan, Chan si ni Kagame cup iliyochangamka 😃😃😃
Game ya Jana was continental champions league, yaani kama vile game za UEFA champions League, yet turnout ilikuwa 11k, na kiingilio ilikuwa only Ksh 250.
Meanwhile, Mashabiki wa Simba walioenda Lilongwe kushangilia timu Yao Jana walikuwa more than your biggest team playing at home yesterday.

View: https://youtu.be/LaEVM0nHLzw?si=64wlYApE8BCox3Tw

Wacha excuse. AFCON pia mtakuja tu na excuse. Hapo kwenu ni Kariakor derby pekee ndio watu wanaingia stadium kuwatch. Zingine zote ni ziro. Hiyo CHAN mlishinda humu mkisema itatuvua nguo, after imekuwa more successful Kenya kushinda Vumbistan mnasema ni Kagane cup iliyochangamka. I foresee the same in AFCON.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Man Apparently this dude is danm rich, so rich,
No wonder sources rank him the most corrupt president in the world.

View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSqMaS2n4/

The difference is, here we dare talk. Huko kwenu si ex VP alijaribu kuongea hadi saa hii hawezi patikana? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Na hiyo constitution yenu ya Umbwakni who will dare talk about Suluhu and Kikwete's wealth? 🤣 🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Sisi na Uganda tulikua tunamalzia shuhuli mapema sana, toka CHAN jamaa wanatusumbua

Kunyan si kushirikiana nae lolote lile,masnitch mno

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

View: https://x.com/VincentMat56973/status/2096975259832381559
Kunyan ni wanyama,ona wanachowafanyia waburundi!

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Wacha excuse. AFCON pia mtakuja tu na excuse. Hapo kwenu ni Kariakor derby pekee ndio watu wanaingia stadium kuwatch. Zingine zote ni ziro. Hiyo CHAN mlishinda humu mkisema itatuvua nguo, after imekuwa more successful Kenya kushinda Vumbistan mnasema ni Kagane cup iliyochangamka. I foresee the same in AFCON.

Maku wale wachezaji wa chan kila siku wanakuja kucheza champion league na confederation,watanzania wanawaona,halafu wakati wa chan pia nchi ilikua imetoka mtikisiko,afcon watu watataka kwenda kuwaona kina hakim,mbeumo,mane,salah n.k,full house mkapa,arusha na fumba itakua ya kutosha,nyie mlikua mnajazana kwenye kwanza sababu ya ushamba ya ile renovation ya kisirani na tiketi za bure

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

The difference is, here we dare talk. Huko kwenu si ex VP alijaribu kuongea hadi saa hii hawezi patikana? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Na hiyo constitution yenu ya Umbwakni who will dare talk about Suluhu and Kikwete's wealth? 🤣 🤣

Bongolalas are so dumb , they utilise Kenya’s freedom to talk about Kenya’s freedoms.. they don’t even fathom how ironic that is …. Idiots .🫣😆💯

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolalas are so damn , they utilise Kenya’s freedom to talk about Kenya’s freedoms.. they don’t even fathom how ironic that is …. Idiots .🫣😆💯

una nn sasa cha kuongea cha maaana? kwamba hujafua nguo?

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolalas are so damn , they utilise Kenya’s freedom to talk about Kenya’s freedoms.. they don’t even fathom how ironic that is …. Idiots .🫣😆💯

wenzenu wameuliwa wanasema wantam wewe unakaa apa na fridom of spichi

 

[stakehigh]

wakiondoka hao nchi nzima inakua slums 🤣 🤣

View: https://x.com/Josh001J/status/2096959278032560370?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

sasa wana hela utawafanya nn 🤣

View: https://x.com/echoto/status/2096831589963411726?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

hamuwawezi hao achaneni nao

View: https://x.com/Dexter_smh/status/2096899177267527808?s=20

 

[game over]

BTW kenya comes from the name "kenyata" 🤣 🤣 🤣

Funny enough, the senior , legendary grand Land grabber himself Jomo Kenyata decided Just to name his farm after his name 😃😃😃

 

[stakehigh]

Uganda mda wao wa kula vizuri

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/2096780556193210717?s=20

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

una nn sasa cha kuongea cha maaana? kwamba hujafua nguo?

The fact you have Mamá as ur profile pic tells everything we need to know about your ass kissing SDS ( Suluhu Devotion Syndrome).. 🫣😁😁

 

[stakehigh]

Funny enough, the senior , legendary grand Land grabber himself Jomo Kenyata decided Just to name his farm after his name 😃😃😃

its an honor to use my name as your nationality 🤣🤣

 

[game over]

sasa wana hela utawafanya nn 🤣

View: https://x.com/echoto/status/2096831589963411726?s=20

In short, 90% ya biashara zote nairobi ni wasomali.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Funny enough, the senior , legendary grand Land grabber himself Jomo Kenyata decided Just to name his farm after his name 😃😃😃

I forgot you are the other half of Dumb and Dumber ..🤣🤣

 

[stakehigh]

The fact you have Mamá as ur profile pic tells everything we need to know about your ass kissing SDS ( Suluhu Devotion Syndrome).. 🫣😁😁

sasa shida iko wap? 🤣🤣 ulitaka niweke picha ya ngong cowshed grass?