Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Wataweza gharama ? Ukiwambia bati tu 150 pieces lazima waingie mitini

Kutuonyesha 20 floors buildings under construction in Tanzania imekushinda?😂😂

 

[babayao255]

Anza kuonesha yako kwanza, kabla ya yeye

Vijana hampendi amani kabisa. 😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Anza kuonesha yako kwanza, kabla ya yeye

So in short Hana?🤣😂 Yani huwa mnapiga domo hapa mtu anawezadhani mko na kila Kitu, lakini mkiambiwa muonyeshe mnashindwa.

Haya sasa tuonyeshe yako, mmesema Watanzania WA kawaida has better houses. I'm assuming wewe ni mtanzania wa kawaida, now show us yours😂😂

 

[Traxtion]

Anza kuonesha yako kwanza, kabla ya yeye

Hawezi kuonyesha 😂

 

[Teargass]

My parents live in Rural Tanzania but they have a better house than majority of KenyansView attachment 3639041
Halafu mimi bado ni young, nasoma. Sina nyumba bado, ila najua sitaishi kwenye affordable houses kama nyie 😂😂

Thanks for being honest, now keep quiet and learn about bicycle repairs pole pole.

 

[Teargass]

Hawezi kuonyesha 😂

I'm still waiting for you to show us.

 

[Traxtion]

Thanks for being honest, now keep quiet and learn about bicycle repairs pole pole.

Uko obsessed sana na bicycle repairing

 

[concordile 101]

Haya basi, wacha siasa, Give us actual stats. For affordable housing you can clearly see how much you’re required to pay.
Tell us huyo muuza chips anatengeneza hela kiasi gani ili aweze kujenga nyumba ya hela ngapi..
wachana na theory, break it down for us

Unataka statistics kwa informal sector kweli nyinyi mazumbukuku.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sasa kwanza nikupe tu hesabu ya muuza chips wa kawaida sana kwa sehem kama Dodoma au aliyekaribu na chuo, stendi na kadhalika .
Faida ya sahani moja huwa ni 500 tsh per plate .
Wengi kwa siku wanauza zaidi ya plates 100 , so wanalala na zaid ya 50,000 hapo hatujaweka hesabu yavipaja vya kukubmishikaki na kadhalika .
Kwa siku 25 anatoka 62500 ksh .
Sasa jiulize kwa hiyo pesa anashindwa kujenga nyumba ya 25mil kwa miaka miwili ?
Buda tanzania sio Kenya.
Huku hata kondakta wa basi au dereva wa kawaida tu anamiliki hiyo mijengo

 

[Traxtion]

I'm still waiting for you to show us.

Wewe ndio ulete picha ya nyumba yako cause you're old enough to own a house

 

[Teargass]

Uko obsessed sana na bicycle repairing

Si hiyo ndio Kitu anasomea?

 

[Teargass]

Wewe ndio ulete picha ya nyumba yako cause you're old enough to own a house

So in short you have been busy posting other people's houses instead of yours wewe fundi wa baiskeli?

 

[Traxtion]

Unataka statistics kwa informal sector kweli nyinyi mazumbukuku.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sasa kwanza nikupe tu hesabu ya muuza chips wa kawaida sana kwa sehem kama Dodoma au aliyekaribu na chuo, stendi na kadhalika .
Faida ya sahani moja huwa ni 500 tsh per plate .
Wengi kwa siku wanauza zaidi ya plates 100 , so wanalala na zaid ya 50,000 hapo hatujaweka hesabu yavipaja vya kukubmishikaki na kadhalika .
Kwa siku 25 anatoka 62500 ksh .
Sasa jiulize kwa hiyo pesa anashindwa kujenga nyumba ya 25mil kwa miaka miwili ?
Buda tanzania sio Kenya.
Huku hata kondakta wa basi au dereva wa kawaida tu anamiliki hiyo mijengo

Anadhani Tanzania ni Kenya, huko Kenya kuna maeneo hadi leo ni heri hata South Sudan
Watanzania sikuhizi wameanza kujenga nyumba nzuri hadi vijijini. Vijana wengi sana wamejiajiri kwenye sekta ya ujenzi kwa sababu kila siku kila wiki nyumba mpya zinajengwa. That's why huwezi kukuta affordable houses za serikali zikiwa trending topics in Tz.

 

[game over]

Wewe ndio ulete picha ya nyumba yako cause you're old enough to own a house

Akileta nimekaa palee 😀😀😀

 

[Teargass]

Faida ya sahani moja huwa ni 500 tsh per plate .

Do you even know how profit and loss in calculated? Kindly tell us how you have arrived to this profit.

1. What's the cost of viazi per plate?
2.What's the cost of cooking oil per plate?
3.What's the cost of energy per plate?
4.What's the cost of tomato source/Chilli Source per plate?
5. What's the cost of salt per plate?
6.What's the cost of labour?
7. What's the cost of electricity per plate?
8. What's the cost of rent per plate?

Now tell us how much is the selling price per plate.

From there we can calculate if they are making profit or losses.

 

[Traxtion]

So in short you have been busy posting other people's houses instead of yours wewe fundi wa baiskeli?

Yeah, hizi ni nyumba za Watanzania wa kawaida huku Mbeya, ambako ndio nasoma sasahivi, just so you know.
Kingine wewe ni kichwa ngumu, sehemu yoyote ile duniani ngumu kukuta mtu wa my age anamiliki nyumba, you on the other hand ulikuwa unabrag mara kwa mara the way una umri mkubwa kuliko mimi. So come on, show me your house. Don't be such a pussy

 

[Teargass]

Yeah, hizi ni nyumba za Watanzania wa kawaida huku Mbeya,

Nyumba za watu WA kawaida Mbeya.

 

[Traxtion]

Akileta nimekaa palee 😀😀😀

Anakaa ghetto huyu, na familia yake
Mwathirika mkubwa wa floods za Nairobi March 2026 😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Kwa siku 25 anatoka 62500 ksh .

You don't know how to calculate profit and loss.

 

[Traxtion]

Nyumba za watu WA kawaida Mbeya.

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Hiyo mitaa ilijengwa miaka ya zamani sana huko 2000s wakati Watanzania wana hali mbaya kiuchumi.
Sikuhizi watu wakijenga nyumba nzuri wanahama, halafu nyumba zao za zamani wanatumia kupangisha wageni wanaokuja Mbeya kujitafuta kimaisha, hawazibomoi. Na bado zina afadhali kuliko za Kenya ambazo zimejengwa kwa mabati na matope

Sikuhizi, Watanzania wanakua kiuchumi kwa kasi sana ndio maana leo hii ukija Mbeya kuna ujenzi wa kasi sana mitaa mipya. Kila mtu anajenga nyumba nzuri kwa speed ambayo you'll ever dream of in Kenya. Nyinyi subirini Ruto amalizie zile affordable houses zenu ndio mpate pa kuishi, ambako napo in just 5 years panakua kama Pipeline 🚮

 

[Teargass]

Hiyo mitaa ilijengwa miaka ya zamani sana huko 2000s wakati Watanzania wana hali mbaya kiuchumi.
Sikuhizi watu wakijenga nyumba nzuri wanahama, halafu nyumba zao za zamani wanatumia kupangisha wageni wanaokuja Mbeya kujitafuta kimaisha, hawazibomoi. Na bado zina afadhali kuliko za Kenya ambazo zimejengwa kwa mabati na matope

Sikuhizi, Watanzania wanakua kiuchumi kwa kasi sana ndio maana leo hii ukija Mbeya kuna ujenzi wa kasi sana mitaa mipya. Kila mtu anajenga nyumba nzuri kwa speed ambayo you'll ever dream of in Kenya. Nyinyi subirini Ruto amalizie zile affordable houses zenu ndio mpate pa kuishi, ambako napo in just 5 years panakua kama Pipeline 🚮

Sasa mbona uandike composition when the truth is here?👇👇