Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

wacha ku-cram mambo!

Kukariri umekariri ww unaejaji vitu kikada,nashukuru nimetembea nchi nyingi za europe na bado natembea,lile daraja la jangwani ni uchafu kuwepo katikati ya mji,hao maengineer wetu mazezeta ndio wale wale walioweka zebra kwenye highway ya kimara kibaha bila aibu wakaweka tena speed limit 50 kwenye highway,juzi umeme unakatika nchi nzima kwa zaidi ya masaa 3 bado serikali inatoka kusifia mitambo eti ya kidijitali ilijizima baada ya kugundua tatizo,lile ndio lishapita hamna mtu atakaewajibishwa,guys its 2026 TZ tuachane na issue ya ukada,kwenye kusifia tusifie palivyovurundwa tukemee

 

[President of China]

Kukariri umekariri ww unaejaji vitu kikada,nashukuru nimetembea nchi nyingi za europe na bado natembea,lile daraja la jangwani ni uchafu kuwepo katikati ya mji,hao maengineer wetu mazezeta ndio wale wale walioweka zebra kwenye highway ya kimara kibaha bila aibu wakaweka tena speed limit 50 kwenye highway,juzi umeme unakatika nchi nzima kwa zaidi ya masaa 3 bado serikali inatoka kusifia mitambo eti ya kidijitali ilijizima baada ya kugundua tatizo,lile ndio lishapita hamna mtu atakaewajibishwa,guys its 2026 TZ tuachane na issue ya ukada,kwenye kusifia tusifie palivyovurundwa tukemee

Tanzania haifanyi kukufurahisha wewe. Wengine wakipenda inatosha.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Tanzania haifanyi kukufurahisha wewe. Wengine wakipenda inatosha.

Inafanya kuwafurahisha wanufaika wa utawala uliopo!

 

[President of China]

Inafanya kuwafurahisha wanufaika wa utawala uliopo!

Hiyo yako, Siyo ya Watanzania.

 

[President of China]

JNIA huko Nairobi hebu tuonesheni

 

[President of China]

 

[Nicxie]

Sio obsession, tunaita 'Class'. Kioo kinaonyesha reflection ya maendeleo, ninyi kila jengo lina rangi ya udongo utadhani mko katikati ya vumbi. Nairobi haina view kabisa.

There's nothing classy in having glass buildings in a tropical climate like Dar's. It is purely ignorance. The effects of glass building on the environment and power costs in tropical climates have well been documented. But you are a bongolala, how would you know that! And how does a glass building reflect maendeleo ya mji? Usiongee just for the sake of it, pasi na uelewa.

Talking of glass buildings and views, Dar has about four or five glass buildings. How does that reflect on "maendeleo" in a city with hundreds of brick and mortar buildings? This is central Dar slum. How many glass buildings are in this frame?

Unavyoongea na kutaja glass buildings, an outsider from this region would think this is how Dar skyline looks like.

 

[coodip1]

unajua coast guard ni nini? Umeona nikipost a navy vessel? What I posted is the Offshore Patrol Vessel (OPV) KCGS Doria, wewe nikikuletea Kenyan navy vessels utawezana?View attachment 3616557View attachment 3616558

You are just a clown unatuwekea pantoon hapa na kuiba picha ya meli za watu unafikiri sisi ni wajinga kama nyie.

 

[Nicxie]

You are just a clown unatuwekea pantoon hapa na kuiba picha ya meli za watu unafikiri sisi ni wajinga kama nyie.

Picha gani ameiba Nyamwezi? And can you prove these claims?

 

[Nicxie]

Nairobi might have its fair share of challenges but I don't think there's a city in this region that can beat it in residential neighbourhoods.
Look how organized and serene Lavington is

 

[President of China]

There's nothing classy in having glass buildings in a tropical climate like Dar's. It is purely ignorance. The effects of glass building on the environment and power costs in tropical climates have well been documented. But you are a bongolala, how would you know that! And how does a glass building reflect maendeleo ya mji? Usiongee just for the sake of it, pasi na uelewa.

Talking of glass buildings and views, Dar has about four or five glass buildings. How does that reflect on "maendeleo" in a city with hundreds of brick and mortar buildings? This is central Dar slum. How many glass buildings are in this frame?
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Unavyoongea na kutaja glass buildings, an outsider from this region would think this is how Dar skyline looks like. View attachment 3618177

Unalilia nini sasa mdogo wangu. Hii Sentensi umeandika ya uongo "Dar has about four or five glass buildings". Je, upo tayari tukuwekee Glass Buildings from Dar es salaam?

 

[coodip1]

sometimes kuwatetea wakenya ngumu sana, someone woke up sku moja akasema nairobi is a city 😂 😂

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View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxePs9p2/

Hawa nyangau hawasaidiki kazi kujitia wajuaji sana ndio shida yao kubwa na ulimwengu unawaacha hivyohivyo na ujuwaji wao.

 

[coodip1]

Na kweli mwaiofhawaii was right, china hakuna kitu kama hiki

Hata sudan hamna

View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSCryDKwt/

How can you sleep like that on a short journey unless that thing is sluggish and kwa emptiness hiyo na diesel ilivyo juu SGR loan itakuwa ni mzigo mkubwa sana na hasara kwendesha passenger services.

 

[coodip1]

$2.5B a year is barely life changing money, but happy for Uganda.
Next year they overtake Bongolala once and forever.

Out of Ugandan oil, Tanzania gets USD 1.5bn, in addition to the pipeline profit, in which we hold more than 20% shares. Halafu Uganda gets more than USD 2.5bn approx 5-6 bn pa

 

[coodip1]

Bongovumbi Ujamaa mnajua tofauti ya Navy na Coast Guard?
What an illiterate bunch. 😂😂
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Usiwe mjinga usitake mfumo wa marekani au nchi nyingine ufanye kazi kila mahali sisi tuna kitengo cha coast guard under navy we have our own structure hatukopi mifumo ya watu kama nyie

 

[coodip1]

Zile ndege mbili zenu za Any Time Cancellation Ltd, zenye zilishikwa Canada na auctioneer, zilirudi? 😂😂

Uko nyuma sana with current development, you are still frozen in time 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

View: https://x.com/Kenyans/status/2070755565618266217?s=20

Ni ukweli mchungu ila hawatasikia wacha waendelee hivyo hivyo sisi tutajenga ukuta border ya TZ na Kenya mambo yakishawaharibikia huko kwa kukaza fuvu

 

[coodip1]

instead of growing panazidi kua jangwa
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Bila shaka hapa hela ya majani ilipigwa tuseme tu ukweli maana walianza kupanda wao nyasi wakati Arusha stadium ikiwa 35% something is seriously wrong here.

 

[President of China]

Eti picha hii inawauma sana wakenya? Nicxie kuja hapa

 

[coodip1]

They will claim the playing field is too close to the fans it’s not safe …..mark my words….🤣🤣🤣

Niko kwenye skybox hapa sioni touchline wala 1st linesman hata technical benches sizioni duh na nimelipa hela nyingi kwa ticket. I am very close to the middle of the pitch😁