Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

President of China said:
Hii wakiiona wakenya wataumia sana. Naomba muifiche Teargass asiione, akiiona tu ataanza kutukana matusi ya nguoni

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Kunyaland uchumi wao ni wa makaratasi hakuna kitu chochote, country of the lazy bones

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chongchung said:
Kunyaland uchumi wao ni wa makaratasi hakuna kitu chochote, country of the lazy bones

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Kaka nadhani Tanzania tumeamua ku hide mambo mengine ili kuhakikisha kuwa tunakuwa na strong inclusive Economy. Siku ikitokea tunafanya GDP rebasing kuna watu watalia sana. Just imagin Tanzania ikiingiza hiz transactions kwenye GDP:
  • transaction fee,
  • telecom commission,
  • agent income,
  • VAT,
  • excise duty,
  • fintech services,
GDP ya Tanzania itapaa sana. Lakini itasaidia nini kama tunakuwa na namba kubwa lakini maisha ni yaleyale?

Halafu kwakuwa GDP yetu ni ndogo tunapata Mikopo yaenye masharti nafuu, na wengine wanatuletea ruzuku.
 
chongchung said:
Kunyaland uchumi wao ni wa makaratasi hakuna kitu chochote, country of the lazy bones

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You're a moron.
Safaricom makes more money than bongolala's entire stock market.
There is literally no competition in East and Central Africa. Stick to your matope economy.

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President of China said:
Hii ipo ukurasa wa 44 wakenya wasiione wataumia mno Teargass najua atalia

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NB: Jumla ya Transaction 742,751,361 kwa mwezi Machi maana yake ni zaidi ya milioni 24 tranactions kwa siku,
Au kwa lugha rahisi ni karibu transaction 1,000+ kila sekunde
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Congrats.
All your carriers combined only have 895 Billion more transactions to go ndio wafikie Safaricom. And that's just on the mpesa app.

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kennedy0000 said:
Congrats.
All your carriers combined only have 895 Billion more transactions to go ndio wafikie Safaricom. And that's just on the mpesa app.

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Kwanza unatudanganya hapo kuna technical problem:
...a total of KShs 2.3 trillion transaction value via the app across 896.2 billion transactions.

If you divide the total value (KShs 2.3 trillion) by the number of transactions (896.2 billion), the average value per transaction would be roughly KShs 2.50 (less than 3 Kenyan cents) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The writer almost certainly swapped the words "million" and "billion", or mixed up the scale of the metrics🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wakenya hawaaminiki ​

 
President of China said:
Kwanza unatudanganya hapo kuna technical problem:
...a total of KShs 2.3 trillion transaction value via the app across 896.2 billion transactions.

If you divide the total value (KShs 2.3 trillion) by the number of transactions (896.2 billion), the average value per transaction would be roughly KShs 2.50 (less than 3 Kenyan cents) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The writer almost certainly swapped the words "million" and "billion", or mixed up the scale of the metrics🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wakenya hawaaminiki ​

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The writer is Safaricom revenue report. Take it up with them.

The numbers are so unbelievably big you can't even believe your eyes. Kenya is playing in the EPL while you're playing village football with debes instead of a football.
If Mpesa was a company, it would be the biggest company in bongolala.

www.the-star.co.ke

M-Pesa transacted Sh36 trillion, three times Kenya's GDP - report

Revenue from M-Pesa grew by 8.8 per cent to Sh117.2 billion
www.the-star.co.ke www.the-star.co.ke

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President of China said:
Kaka nadhani Tanzania tumeamua ku hide mambo mengine ili kuhakikisha kuwa tunakuwa na strong inclusive Economy. Siku ikitokea tunafanya GDP rebasing kuna watu watalia sana. Just imagin Tanzania ikiingiza hiz transactions kwenye GDP:
  • transaction fee,
  • telecom commission,
  • agent income,
  • VAT,
  • excise duty,
  • fintech services,
GDP ya Tanzania itapaa sana. Lakini itasaidia nini kama tunakuwa na namba kubwa lakini maisha ni yaleyale?

Halafu kwakuwa GDP yetu ni ndogo tunapata Mikopo yaenye masharti nafuu, na wengine wanatuletea ruzuku.
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Sure, lakini kitu kingine GDP tunayokadiriwa as a socialist country ni tofauti na nchi ambazo ni pro west, mfano nchi kama north Korea, Iran na nchi nyingine ambazo hazipo vizuri na western wamekadiriwa GDP ndogo ambazo hazina uhalisia na chumi zao.
 
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