Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nyangau mkenya]

Kunyaland uchumi wao ni wa makaratasi hakuna kitu chochote, country of the lazy bones

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😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, Asante kwa takwimu

 

[President of China]

Kunyaland uchumi wao ni wa makaratasi hakuna kitu chochote, country of the lazy bones

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Kaka nadhani Tanzania tumeamua ku hide mambo mengine ili kuhakikisha kuwa tunakuwa na strong inclusive Economy. Siku ikitokea tunafanya GDP rebasing kuna watu watalia sana. Just imagin Tanzania ikiingiza hiz transactions kwenye GDP:

• transaction fee,
• telecom commission,
• agent income,
• VAT,
• excise duty,
• fintech services,

GDP ya Tanzania itapaa sana. Lakini itasaidia nini kama tunakuwa na namba kubwa lakini maisha ni yaleyale?

Halafu kwakuwa GDP yetu ni ndogo tunapata Mikopo yaenye masharti nafuu, na wengine wanatuletea ruzuku.

 

[President of China]

Utiaji saini uchimbaji wa madini ya Graphite


View: https://x.com/MadiniTanzania/status/2058862397385838702?s=20

 

[kennedy0000]

Kunyaland uchumi wao ni wa makaratasi hakuna kitu chochote, country of the lazy bones

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You're a moron.
Safaricom makes more money than bongolala's entire stock market.
There is literally no competition in East and Central Africa. Stick to your matope economy.

 

[kennedy0000]

Hii ipo ukurasa wa 44 wakenya wasiione wataumia mno Teargass najua atalia

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NB: Jumla ya Transaction 742,751,361 kwa mwezi Machi maana yake ni zaidi ya milioni 24 tranactions kwa siku,
Au kwa lugha rahisi ni karibu transaction 1,000+ kila sekunde

https://www.tcra.go.tz/uploads/text-editor/files/Ripoti%20ya%20Hali%20ya%20Sekta%20ya%20Mawasiliano%20robo%20mwaka%20inayoishia%20Machi%202026_1777888934.pdf

Congrats.
All your carriers combined only have 895 Billion more transactions to go ndio wafikie Safaricom. And that's just on the mpesa app.

 

[nairobae]

Nyie washamba sana grid iko Dar sio huko mathare na kibera.

Grid gani Dar na nyumba huwezi access na gari. 😂 😂 The most unplanned city in Africa.

 

[President of China]

Congrats.
All your carriers combined only have 895 Billion more transactions to go ndio wafikie Safaricom. And that's just on the mpesa app.

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Kwanza unatudanganya hapo kuna technical problem:
...a total of KShs 2.3 trillion transaction value via the app across 896.2 billion transactions.

If you divide the total value (KShs 2.3 trillion) by the number of transactions (896.2 billion), the average value per transaction would be roughly KShs 2.50 (less than 3 Kenyan cents) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The writer almost certainly swapped the words "million" and "billion", or mixed up the scale of the metrics🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wakenya hawaaminiki ​

 

[chongchung]

😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, Asante kwa takwimu

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Em jielimishe hapa 😅 hapo ni Tanzania 89$ billion Kenya 67$ billion

Ninyi lazy bones can't relate!

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/CAF_Online/status/2058923475570450456?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

Only Representative left

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYufZanNAF9/

 

[kennedy0000]

Kwanza unatudanganya hapo kuna technical problem:
...a total of KShs 2.3 trillion transaction value via the app across 896.2 billion transactions.

If you divide the total value (KShs 2.3 trillion) by the number of transactions (896.2 billion), the average value per transaction would be roughly KShs 2.50 (less than 3 Kenyan cents) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The writer almost certainly swapped the words "million" and "billion", or mixed up the scale of the metrics🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wakenya hawaaminiki ​

The writer is Safaricom revenue report. Take it up with them.

The numbers are so unbelievably big you can't even believe your eyes. Kenya is playing in the EPL while you're playing village football with debes instead of a football.
If Mpesa was a company, it would be the biggest company in bongolala.

M-Pesa transacted Sh36 trillion, three times Kenya's GDP - report

Revenue from M-Pesa grew by 8.8 per cent to Sh117.2 billion

www.the-star.co.ke

2023

 

[stakehigh]

kama kawa kama dawa

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYJT7WMiLTw/

 

[chongchung]

Kaka nadhani Tanzania tumeamua ku hide mambo mengine ili kuhakikisha kuwa tunakuwa na strong inclusive Economy. Siku ikitokea tunafanya GDP rebasing kuna watu watalia sana. Just imagin Tanzania ikiingiza hiz transactions kwenye GDP:

• transaction fee,
• telecom commission,
• agent income,
• VAT,
• excise duty,
• fintech services,

GDP ya Tanzania itapaa sana. Lakini itasaidia nini kama tunakuwa na namba kubwa lakini maisha ni yaleyale?

Halafu kwakuwa GDP yetu ni ndogo tunapata Mikopo yaenye masharti nafuu, na wengine wanatuletea ruzuku.

Sure, lakini kitu kingine GDP tunayokadiriwa as a socialist country ni tofauti na nchi ambazo ni pro west, mfano nchi kama north Korea, Iran na nchi nyingine ambazo hazipo vizuri na western wamekadiriwa GDP ndogo ambazo hazina uhalisia na chumi zao.

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYVS5Zljlsa/

 

[chongchung]

You're a moron.
Safaricom makes more money than bongolala's entire stock market.
There is literally no competition in East and Central Africa. Stick to your matope economy.

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Cry harder

 

[stakehigh]

tumeumbiwa kusahau

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYmw6euo40d/

 

[kennedy0000]

Cry harder View attachment 3594928

🙂 It is futile to engage a total and complete low IQ bongolala idiot.
Just sleep on this. Bongolala will always be subordinate to Kenya. Nobody rates you.

 

[coodip1]

😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, Asante kwa takwimu

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Unajua maana ya TIPS wewe au unarukia tuu vitu?

 

[nairobae]

Em jielimishe hapa 😅 hapo ni Tanzania 89$ billion Kenya 67$ billion

Ninyi lazy bones can't relate! View attachment 3594924

The Kenya mobile money market size is USD 185.6 Billion in 2025 more than $100 billion more than bongosum. Wewe unacompare Kenya's transactions vs your total mobile money market size. Usiwe pumbavu oyaaaa.

 

[chongchung]

🙂 It is futile to engage a total and complete low IQ bongolala idiot.
Just sleep on this. Bongolala will always be subordinate to Kenya. Nobody rates you.

Hamjawahi kuvuka hapa, ondoa busaa zako humu jamvini! Go argue with your central bank