Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Has bongolala ever seen or fathomed a number like $300 BILLION in it's entire history?
That's the amount Mpesa moved last year.
If you convert that to bongoslum peanuts, we're talking quadrillions.

If you engage in discussion with me, you must be of sound mind. I follow the details.
Hii hapa taarifa uliyoiweka kwenye comment yako.
I told you hapa kuna technical mistake. Kubali tuendelee na mambo mengine.
"...a total of KShs 2.3 trillion transaction value via the app across 896.2 billion transactions."

If you divide the total value (KShs 2.3 trillion) by the number of transactions (896.2 billion), the average value per transaction would be roughly KShs 2.50 (less than 3 Kenyan cents).

The writer almost certainly swapped the words "million" and "billion", or mixed up the scale of the metrics.

 

[President of China]

Mafala wanapiga hesabu na pesa za send money pekee, data za Pochi, Lipa na Mpesa, Paybill and other types of transactions hata hazijahesabiwa kwa hio $67 billion ya peer to peer.

Weka official ripoti acha mbwembwe hapa.

 

[chongchung]

Hohohoho lia.

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Who's imarc group? Si bure ni kiwebsite chako wewe umekiunda tu kwa hisani ya songesha 🤡

 

[Teargass]

😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, Asante kwa takwimu

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Jamaa huwa fala Sana😂😂😁

 

[nairobae]

Who's imarc group? Si bure ni kiwebsite chako wewe umekiunda tu kwa hisani ya songesha 🤡

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In fact that number is understated.

 

[chongchung]

Care to read.

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Toa huu umbea wa kihindi humu 🤡
Fake as the whole Bollywood 🤡

 

[chongchung]

In fact that number is understated.

So how much did you pay for that cheap Bollywood report? 🤡🤡 Too much numbers like chillies they consume per day

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/CAF_Online/status/2058836510594515142?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

Dont worry Uganda we will represent you well

View: https://x.com/OfficialFUFA/status/2058920553407300083?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

What to expect
1) pipeline will have the lowest annual revenues in the last decade
2) Inflation will rise atleast ~13%
3) Even more bad debts will be the only option for Mathare

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/blackorwa/status/2058902416578244967?s=20

 

[nairobae]

Toa huu umbea wa kihindi humu 🤡
Fake as the whole Bollywood 🤡

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Tuwache watalaamu tukuskize wewe primary school dropout, MPESA alone does a revenue of 1.2billion USD. Shikanisha your top banks and mobile money providers na bado hio figure hawawezi fikia. Ndio maana wewe ni primary school dropout.

 

[stakehigh]

duu

View: https://x.com/moneyacademyKE/status/2058744867639927243?s=20

 

[President of China]

So how much did you pay for that cheap Bollywood report? 🤡🤡 Too much numbers like chillies they consume per day View attachment 3594951

Kaka Ripoti yao hii hapa official source:

https://www.knbs.or.ke/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Kenya-Leading-Economic-Indicators-December-2025.pdf

NB: TCRA record you only Active accounts zilizotumika japo mara moja kwa mwezi (Ndani ya miezi mitatu ambazo hazijatumika waha record)
Kenya (KNBS) including active, inactive, and dormant accounts" (Page 6, Table 14(d) note 1)

KNBS imerocord kwenye report hiyo Transactions Volume 217.6 million kwa mwezi wakati Tanzania (TCRA) 1.99 billion transactions kwa miezi mitatu sawa na wastani wa 664 million monthly

Kaka hiyo ni report yao mengine wanaweka humu ni uongo

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/Kibet_bull/status/2058841874576572521?s=20

 

[President of China]

Tuwache watalaamu tukuskize wewe primary school dropout, MPESA alone does a revenue of 1.2billion USD. Shikanisha your top banks and mobile money providers na bado hio figure hawawezi fikia. Ndio maana wewe ni primary school dropout.

Uongo Report hii hapa ya kwenu:

https://www.knbs.or.ke/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Kenya-Leading-Economic-Indicators-December-2025.pdf

 

[chongchung]

Tuwache watalaamu tukuskize wewe primary school dropout, MPESA alone does a revenue of 1.2billion USD. Shikanisha your top banks and mobile money providers na bado hio figure hawawezi fikia. Ndio maana wewe ni primary school dropout.

Aisee kanjibahi kafanya desk research and modeling 😅😅😅 unajua maana yake lakini 🤡🤡

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/CAF_Online/status/2058956668310790204?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

daah

View: https://x.com/NanjieGalgalo/status/2058916825547640851?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

congrats vijana

View: https://x.com/OfficialFUFA/status/2058927990172418447?s=20