Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[chongchung]

The Kenya mobile money market size is USD 185.6 Billion in 2025 more than $100 billion more than bongosum. Wewe unacompare Kenya's transactions vs your total mobile money market size. Usiwe pumbavu oyaaaa.

Poyee! 🤡

 

[babayao255]

View: https://x.com/420cousin/status/2058911391633821779?s=46

 

[Geza Ulole]

😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, Asante kwa takwimu

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Endelea kufyatua stats matakoni!

 

[nairobae]

Poyee! 🤡 View attachment 3594936

Hizi ni per person transactions processed sio total valuation. Enyewe wewe ni mjinga. 😂 😂 😂 Yani transactions is almost equal to your market value.

 

[chongchung]

Hizi ni transactions processed sio valuation. Enyewe wewe ni mjinga. 😂 😂 😂 Yani transactions is almost equal to your market value.

Lamba Lolo 🤡

 

[stakehigh]

Mzungu kakosea njia

View: https://youtu.be/bLrL9wd6fcw

 

[President of China]

The writer is Safaricom revenue report. Take it up with them.

The numbers are so unbelievably big you can't even believe your eyes. Kenya is playing in the EPL while you're playing village football with debes instead of a football.
If Mpesa was a company, it would be the biggest company in bongolala.

M-Pesa transacted Sh36 trillion, three times Kenya's GDP - report

Revenue from M-Pesa grew by 8.8 per cent to Sh117.2 billion

www.the-star.co.ke

2023
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Acha kubadilisha mada. We are talking about 896.2 billion transactions, toa maelezo ya kueleweka hapa. We are not stupid as kenyans here.

 

[President of China]

Sure, lakini kitu kingine GDP tunayokadiriwa as a socialist country ni tofauti na nchi ambazo ni pro west, mfano nchi kama north Korea, Iran na nchi nyingine ambazo hazipo vizuri na western wamekadiriwa GDP ndogo ambazo hazina uhalisia na chumi zao.

But GDP huwa recorded na nchi husika.
Kimsingi, GDP (Pato la Taifa) hukusanywa, kukokotolewa na kurekodiwa na nchi husika yenyewe kupitia taasisi zake za kiserikali.

• Tanzania: Inarekodiwa na NBS (National Bureau of Statistics / Ofisi ya Taifa ya Takwimu).
• Kenya: Inarekodiwa na KNBS (Kenya National Bureau of Statistics).
• Marekani: Inarekodiwa na BEA (Bureau of Economic Analysis).

 

[concordile 101]

😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, thanks for this statistics.

Pole sana

The Kenya mobile money market size is USD 185.6 Billion in 2025 more than $100 billion more than bongosum. Wewe unacompare Kenya's transactions vs your total mobile money market size. Usiwe pumbavu oyaaaa.

Ripoti ya 2025 umeitoa wapi

 

[nairobae]

Lamba Lolo 🤡 View attachment 3594939

Hohohoho lia.

 

[nairobae]

Pole sana
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Ripoti ya 2025 umeitoa wapi

Care to read.

 

[President of China]

Hohohoho lia.

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Acha kutuletea uongoa hapa. Hizo prompt za AI unaweza kuzielekeza namna ya kuandika. Leta official source kama tulivyoweka sisi.

 

[kennedy0000]

Acha kubadilisha mada. We are talking about 896.2 billion transactions, toa maelezo ya kueleweka hapa. We are not stupid as kenyans here.

Has bongolala ever seen or fathomed a number like $300 BILLION in it's entire history?
That's the amount Mpesa moved last year.
If you convert that to bongoslum peanuts, we're talking quadrillions.

 

[nairobae]

Has bongolala ever seen or fathomed a number like $300 BILLION in it's entire history?
That's the amount Mpesa moved last year.
If you convert that to bongoslum peanuts, we're talking quadrillions.

Mafala wanapiga hesabu na pesa za send money pekee, data za Pochi, Lipa na Mpesa, Paybill and other types of transactions hata hazijahesabiwa kwa hio $67 billion ya peer to peer.

 

[President of China]

Has bongolala ever seen or fathomed a number like $300 BILLION in it's entire history?
That's the amount Mpesa moved last year.
If you convert that to bongoslum peanuts, we're talking quadrillions.

If you engage in discussion with me, you must be of sound mind. I follow the details.
Hii hapa taarifa uliyoiweka kwenye comment yako.
I told you hapa kuna technical mistake. Kubali tuendelee na mambo mengine.
"...a total of KShs 2.3 trillion transaction value via the app across 896.2 billion transactions."

If you divide the total value (KShs 2.3 trillion) by the number of transactions (896.2 billion), the average value per transaction would be roughly KShs 2.50 (less than 3 Kenyan cents).

The writer almost certainly swapped the words "million" and "billion", or mixed up the scale of the metrics.

 

[President of China]

Mafala wanapiga hesabu na pesa za send money pekee, data za Pochi, Lipa na Mpesa, Paybill and other types of transactions hata hazijahesabiwa kwa hio $67 billion ya peer to peer.

Weka official ripoti acha mbwembwe hapa.

 

[chongchung]

Hohohoho lia.

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Who's imarc group? Si bure ni kiwebsite chako wewe umekiunda tu kwa hisani ya songesha 🤡

 

[Teargass]

😁 Wow Kenya moves 6 times more on mobile money than TZ, sikujua, Asante kwa takwimu

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Jamaa huwa fala Sana😂😂😁

 

[nairobae]

Who's imarc group? Si bure ni kiwebsite chako wewe umekiunda tu kwa hisani ya songesha 🤡

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In fact that number is understated.

 

[chongchung]

Care to read.

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Toa huu umbea wa kihindi humu 🤡
Fake as the whole Bollywood 🤡