Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

hahahahhahhahahahahhahahhaha
ngoja nifungue zipu ili uone 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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No wonder wewe ni mkimbizi. Sasa unaficha hii part ili nini ifanyike.

 

[Geza Ulole]

mombasa kweli washamba wanaishangaa abood VVip bus yani hawajawah kuona bus kama hili kwenye maisha yao 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hao ni Watu wa mikweche!

 

[Teargass]

mwehu wewe leta evidence jengo lenyewe linaonekana bado jipya kabisa nyinyi ni kama ngo'mbe tu unaezaje jenga tena shule bila feasibility study 😂😂😂

So Jengo likipakwa rangi then all over sudden it becomes new? No wonder wewe ni mkimbizi.

 

[ichoboy01]

dj niwekee ule mziki wa aviola na ukifika sehemu ya bonge la dada usifanye chikichiki
( usisugue mswaki ) 😂😂😂


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[Teargass]

inapokea kontena ngapi yet naona kontena hata 50 hazifiki 😂😂😂😂

miaka mitano leo toka imeanza kazi lakini sioni faida ya lamu mzee wachumi walishasema ni white elephant

We all know counting is not your strongest suite. Ungemaliza shule saa hii hatungekuwa tunabishania mambo ya kuhesabu containers.

Kuna any port in Tanzania that ishaipokea Meli kubwa Kama hii?


View: https://x.com/lapsset/status/1953359848759763289

 

[ichoboy01]

So Jengo likipakwa rangi then all over sudden it becomes new? No wonder wewe ni mkimbizi.

mwehu ww thibitisha hapa ni jengo la zamani shida yako ww hata ubishi usokua na maana unataka kushinda 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

No wonder wewe ni mkimbizi. Sasa unaficha hii part ili nini ifanyike.

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Nyumba 250,000 za mabati kwa watu 2,500,000 maana yake wastani wa watu 10 kila nyumba.

 

[kennedy0000]

punguza ushamba nani ananunua hO appartments zaidi ya politicians na wazungu kutoka nje au big investors ww hujiulizi kwann kibera alone ina watu million 3 what about other 99 slums ???

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Huu wivu utakuua 😂 😂

 

[Teargass]

mwehu ww thibitisha hapa ni jengo la zamani shida yako ww hata ubishi usokua na maana unataka kushinda 😂😂😂

Shida yako unataka kulazimisha mambo zenye hazieleweki.

 

[ichoboy01]

We all know counting is not your strongest suite. Ungemaliza shule saa hii hatungekuwa tunabishania mambo ya kuhesabu containers.

Kuna any port in Tanzania that ishaipokea Meli kubwa Kama hii?


View: https://x.com/lapsset/status/1953359848759763289

We all know counting is not your strongest suite. Ungemaliza shule saa hii hatungekuwa tunabishania mambo ya kuhesabu containers.

Kuna any port in Tanzania that ishaipokea Meli kubwa Kama hii?


View: https://x.com/lapsset/status/1953359848759763289

meli imekuja na 4000 containers alaf ika discharge 140 containers lamu alaf unakenua meno kabisa 😂😂😂😂😂 yani ww kwa maelezo hayo huoni kabisa hio ni kujiweka goli mwenyewe

wallah nyinyi muna genes za ibilisi mwenye mapembe na mkia


View: https://x.com/lapsset/status/1953359848759763289?s=46

 

[Teargass]

Nyumba 250,000 za mabati kwa watu 2,500,000 maana yake wastani wa watu 10 kila nyumba.

How bad is your comprehension skills?

 

[kennedy0000]

Kwahiyo unataka kulinganisha matakata ya porini huko Naipori vs Oyster bay.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mtu anaeishi kando ya bahari + it’s 2-3 km from the city center alingane na mpumbavu wa Karen in the middle of no where (the so called Karen)? Hebu toa tongo tongo. 👇🏾View attachment 3441879View attachment 3441862View attachment 3441866Appartmet ya Oyster bay it’s supposed to be 4 times expensive than those ones in Karen due to their location. Usilinganishe machaka huko kwenu na miji iliyoendelea pumbavu. 🤣🤣🤣

Huu ujinga enda ukalinganishe na Mombasa

 

[ichoboy01]

Huu wivu utakuua 😂 😂

mm bahat nzuri nimeishi kenya hakuna sehem kenya sijafika labda lamu na turkana huko ndio unaeza nidanganya lakini so far hakuna kitu utanidanganya 😂

 

[Teargass]

meli imekuja na 4000 containers alaf ika discharge 140 containers lamu alaf unakenua meno kabisa 😂😂😂😂😂 yani ww kwa maelezo hayo huoni kabisa hio ni kujiweka goli mwenyewe

wallah nyinyi muna genes za ibilisi mwenye mapembe na mkia


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Ulisema containers hazifiki 50, nimekuonyesha a ship offloading 140 containers ukaanza kulia.

Sasa Lia zaidi😂😂😂

860 Containers.


View: https://x.com/AbdishukriOsman/status/1942446607095447670

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Miss Grand Tanzania - Huko Kenya wanawake wote wamekomaa kama Matha Karua

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Mcheza mieleka

 

[kennedy0000]

Aliye uliza giza ni Teargass ndugu yako. Muulize. Lakini nashukuru kwa kuifananisha Dar na New York.

 

[ichoboy01]

Ulisema containers hazifiki 50, nimekuonyesha a ship offloading 140 containers ukaanza kulia.

Sasa Lia zaidi😂😂😂

860 Containers.


View: https://x.com/AbdishukriOsman/status/1942446607095447670

hapa ndipo na pataka yani munsherekea meli kubwa kutia nanga alaf ina discharge 140 containers out of 4000😂🙌🏻🙌🏻

wewe huoni hii ni big loss


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[President of China]

How bad is your comprehension skills?

NI wewe umeweka hii 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

 

[President of China]

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Kawapatie watoto wa kibera meme zako hizi

 

[Teargass]

NI wewe umeweka hii 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇
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What do you understand by “Kibera houses about 250,000 of these people“?

You must be so foolish to not understand such simple sentence.