Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Najua bongolala nzima generally imejaa washamba, lakini wewe ni mshamba wa washamba.
You're comparing watching football on a big screen to squinting your eyes on your itel? 😂 😂 😅

Yani jamaa ni mshamba kuliko wote😂😂🤣😂

 

[kennedy0000]

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I lose IQ points anytime I read your reply.
Do you realize that ChatGPT is simply explaining what your sentence translates to in plain grammar?

The same way if I asked it "Explain Venus Star hudinywa m*at*ko meaning"
It will explain to me the grammatical meaning of the sentence.

 

[President of China]

Hakuna penye Iliad ikiwa 2.5M Kibera Slum dwellers in 200 settlements. The article was clearly written there are approximately 2.5M dwellers in 200 settlements in Nairobi. Now type that in your darling ChatGPT utuambie Inakuonyesha nini.

2.5M people in 200 villages within Kibera Slums 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Only in the hell ndio watu wanaishi hivyo.
More than 60% of Nairobi dwellers live in Slums.

 

[kennedy0000]

Yani jamaa ni mshamba kuliko wote😂😂🤣😂

Ni jogoo wa shamba Anajaribu kuwika mjini ananyongwa 😂

 

[President of China]

Teargass kenya hakuna wana music?

 

[coodip1]

Another one at Lamu Port. Wapi wale wachawi walikuwa wanacheka Lamu Port?


View: https://x.com/Kenya_Ports/status/1956225651767128410?t=LefaZJDBgNPKN0zqFU3-zA&s=19

Mbona containers zinahesabika? Kigoma port has more containers than Lamu 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Where Kenyans stash their money.


View: https://x.com/kenyanwalstreet/status/1955966863524991174?t=F-P3KEv1X4i8BmiA-RvaVQ&s=19

Is Sanlam Kenyan or South African?

 

[Teargass]

Mbona containers zinahesabika? Kigoma port has more containers than Lamu 🤣🤣🤣

Lamu is a transhipment port and not a storage port. Containers zinashushwa zikiwekwa kwa meli ndogo ndogo na kupelekea ports ndogo ndogo kama Dar is slum port and Zanzibar port.

 

[coodip1]

I always tell them that hizo deni zote za Kenya are majorly by Kenyans. Just imagine the government only wanted to 90B but Kenyans came out with 390B😂😂😂.

Now compare Kenya to Tanzania where 95% of their debts are owned by foreigners.

Hivi ni vitu vya kawaida huku kwetu wewe ndio unashangaa leo?

Tanzania’s Long-Term Bonds Oversubscribed in June 2025 as Interbank Market Signals Liquidity and Confidence - TICGL | Tanzania Investment and Consultant Group Ltd

In June 2025, Tanzania’s government securities market demonstrated strong investor confidence, with TZS 1.23 trillion in bids received for Treasury bonds—nearly double the TZS 638.7 billion on offer—indicating a 93% oversubscription rate. The BoT selectively accepted TZS 322.4 billion to manage...

ticgl.com

 

[Teargass]

Is Sanlam Kenyan or South African?

Do I care? As long as they can keep my money safely as I earn daily interest then why should I be worried?

 

[Teargass]

Hivi ni vitu vya kawaida huku kwetu wewe ndio unashangaa leo?

Tanzania’s Long-Term Bonds Oversubscribed in June 2025 as Interbank Market Signals Liquidity and Confidence - TICGL | Tanzania Investment and Consultant Group Ltd

In June 2025, Tanzania’s government securities market demonstrated strong investor confidence, with TZS 1.23 trillion in bids received for Treasury bonds—nearly double the TZS 638.7 billion on offer—indicating a 93% oversubscription rate. The BoT selectively accepted TZS 322.4 billion to manage...

ticgl.com

Yet 90% of your loans are held by foreigners.

 

[coodip1]

engineers wa kenya ni kama punda tu maana punda hana kawaida ya kukosa kazi hata kama hajasoma 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/kenyansays/status/1955915842001969464?s=46

Wanajenga tuu hovyohovyo hamna hata geotechnical survey, wala environmental impact assessment ndio maana majengo yao mengi huanguka kila siku.

 

[coodip1]

Sasa engineering and nature ni wapi na wapi? Unakuanga fala sana.

Leta geotechnical report ya huo ujenzi ndio tutenganishe nature na engineering.

 

[coodip1]

Lamu is a transhipment port and not a storage port. Containers zinashushwa zikiwekwa kwa meli ndogo ndogo na kupelekea ports ndogo ndogo kama Dar is slum port and Zanzibar port.

si jana wameshusha containers tuu na meli nyingine bado inashusha mbona hatuyaoni hayo ma containers au mnapakia ngamia na mkaa?

 

[coodip1]

kabla ya kujenga hua hamufanyi feasibility study au??

msamehe tuu elimu yao ni shit sana.

 

[coodip1]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNXbZykoBiK/?igsh=MXJrbTJxaWZzcHFiNQ==

Dodoma DC

 

[fysk]

Lamu is a transhipment port and not a storage port. Containers zinashushwa zikiwekwa kwa meli ndogo ndogo na kupelekea ports ndogo ndogo kama Dar is slum port and Zanzibar port.

Na Meli za kutranship ziko wapi? Unajua nyie wakenya ni nguruwe. Meli za kudock lamu hamna. Container zipo kidogo. Meli za kufanya transhipment hamna. Hamna hakiri nyie.

 

[coodip1]

Iringa

View: https://youtu.be/Tgd77cI1CWw?feature=shared

wanajenga lanes ngapi?

 

[President of China]

Je unaangalia airport au aliyepigwa picha kwenye airport?


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DMneeseM9gI/?img_index=1&igsh=bDc1bHdvcXJmMmVm

 

[coodip1]

dj niwekee ule mziki wa aviola na ukifika sehemu ya bonge la dada usifanye chikichiki
( usisugue mswaki ) 😂😂😂


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNVOVs-IZl0/?igsh=d2hlN2MxZW5pcmZ3

That should be a bus station not an airport.