Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[mwaiofhawaii]

Je wataweza?

View: https://youtu.be/2VgW4OEpbx0?feature=shared

Why so empty . Ingekuwa Nairobi, would be full all the way..🤪🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kenyans invest heavily in government bonds, stock market and MMF's. Hio ndio uzuri ya kuenda shule na sio kua primary school dropouts kama jirani.


View: https://x.com/MihrThakar/status/1955669059443265805

We keep telling them , they don’t listen. Hata sisi in the diaspora we lend to the government through bonds .

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kenya is a very weak nation compared to Tanzania. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 without world order nyie ni Burundi tu. Anyways sahii na hiyo hiyo world order we are taking our position. 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/ZHXlXIM3S24?si=3Ox1rXm1cJZNQsGY. Sisi sio wenzenu tena ******** zenu. Sisi tushawasha gari, ni gear tu sahii. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 … kuna mpumbavu yoyote mkenya kuanzia Ruto, mwenye akili kuliko mtanzania.?

Nice movie !… 🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

I know it might be selfish but I am almost hoping for Zambia to beat Harambee stars and for someone to win in DRC vs Morocco match . This will ensure a trip to Mkapa against the overrated Taifa Stars. We need to put these vilaza in their natural place …🤣🤣🤣

 

[Chamoto]

watanzania wenzangu naombeni mufanye kum report huyu mkenya anafanya kazi ya tour guide alikua tanzania bara sasa amekimbilia znz so naombeni atimuliwe hzi kazi ni za wazawa sio za hawa mbwa 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻


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Acha u snitch bana, kama akidakwa, sawa, ila siyo kumchomea.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/Mmd4QIg8WW0?si=EtVsGDhBDBLtJtOS

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNWYXAtin90/?img_index=2&igsh=MTJkN2oycTFibHVibg==

 

[nairobae]

Most influential neighborhood in Johannesburg kama Sandhurst, Sandton, apartments nyingi hazifiki hata nusu ya hiyo bei.🚮🚮

I once said it here, apartments are very expensive in Dar is a slum. Expensive hata than Capetown. 🤣🤣🤣 Yet quality ni kama apartments za Syokimau, which is ten times cheaper.

 

[mwathadan]

You'll never find such in the bongo land

View: https://www.facebook.com/100021329987479/videos/25411167101816988/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Nyayo Stadium is almost full.


View: https://x.com/KasaraniStadium/status/1955997879232802974

Wanja wa capacity ya 18,000 na kujaza hamjazi 🤣🤣

 

[kennedy0000]

new appartments oyesterbay

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNPBxKTMSYd/?igsh=MWV6a3o1NHB2djVpdA==

Ficha uchi watchman. 😂 😂
If we started posting the apartments being sold in Nairobi, nothing else would be posted here for a long time. Tukianza leo tutamaliza November.
And 95% of them are better and cheaper than whatever you've posted here.
On top of that, you get to live in the green city in the sun, not some central Africa-like bottom of the barrel, vumbistan bongolala.

I still can't figure out who in their right mind would want to live in Dar slum.
The only difference between Bangui and Daruslam is that I can spell Bangui.

Inject with this video again. Na uendelee kupost ujinga ujue sindano yako bado inachemka 😂😂


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skh1_il_7I&pp=ygUNa2FyZW4gbmFpcm9iaQ%3D%3D

 

[kennedy0000]

South Sudanese Billionaires and their spoilt kids have made Nairobi their second home.
Unashamedly wealthy, but bongoslum has never been on their bucket list. And these are people with money to buy homes in Cape Town or Lake Como.

This is the son of one of Sudan/South Sudan richest men. He owns Lamborghinis in Dubai.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOG2pSRcMdk

 

[Mpwimbe]

You want them to be citizens, they can as well be, we allow for dual citizenship.

Whatever, If you dash them with passports, but they will be loyal to their country of origin

 

[Mpwimbe]

South Sudanese Billionaires and their spoilt kids have made Nairobi their second home.
Unashamedly wealthy, but bongoslum has never been on their bucket list. And these are people with money to buy homes in Cape Town or Lake Como.

This is the son of one of Sudan/South Sudan richest men. He owns Lamborghinis in Dubai.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOG2pSRcMdk

Because, they can't buy Tanzania with money

 

[kennedy0000]

Kwikwikwikwikwi. Unachekesha kweli.
Kwanza nimekupatia picha 20KM from CBD wewe umeleta picha za CBD.
Pili umeleta horizontal photo mimi nilikuletea eagle eye shot
Tatu hebu tuambie hapa kwenye red umeme ulikuwa umekatika? Jibu maswali yangu yote matatu

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The concept of green space and parks is very foreign in vumbislum.
Even explaining this is like arguing with a dementia patient.

Kijana tafuta pesa utembee Nairobi.

Here's a picture I found of Manhattan at night. I wonder what that dark place in the middle is.

 

[kennedy0000]

Because, they can't buy Tanzania with money

Mjinga kama baba yake.. Enda ukauze uji.

 

[Mpwimbe]

watanzania wenzangu naombeni mufanye kum report huyu mkenya anafanya kazi ya tour guide alikua tanzania bara sasa amekimbilia znz so naombeni atimuliwe hzi kazi ni za wazawa sio za hawa mbwa 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻


View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdQTRtMQ/

Ni tour guide au ni mtalii?

 

[President of China]

The concept of green space and parks is very foreign in vumbislum.
Even explaining this is like arguing with a dementia patient.

Kijana tafuta pesa utembee Nairobi.

Here's a picture I found of Manhattan at night. I wonder what that dark place in the middle is.

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Asante kwa kuifananisha Dar es salaam na New York.

 

[Mpwimbe]

You'll never find such in the bongo land

View: https://www.facebook.com/100021329987479/videos/25411167101816988/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Lang'ata estates fetching beggars from Kibera

 

[kennedy0000]

Asante kwa kuifananisha Dar es salaam na New York.

Uko na kichwa mzuri wewe. Ama wewe ndio unaingiza bangi Namanga? 😂 😂

Uliuliza giza imetoka wapi Nairobi, nikakuonyesha New York Central Park pia ni giza. Parks and green spaces have minimal lighting, but bongoslum wouldn't know because you don't have any.

Ingia hapa hospitali ya kichaa. Nitakulipia.