Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Boyfriends zako wamekatwa?..asking for chokora wa kiatu moja ..😁😁

Maku manyonyo ndio umeamka

 

[Teargass]

Hamuna wacheza wa kimataifa wa maana ninyi.

Nyinyi mko na gani wa maana?

 

[Teargass]

Omba omba wa kibera chang'aa ishakuharibu akili

Unaumia ukiwa wapi wewe chokoraa?😂😂🤣🤣


View: https://youtu.be/2tkOVIYMUXA?si=ayYGx-We_kFVQiFB

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

wow uwanjaa umejaa 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/ericnjiiru/status/1952022301517504965?s=46

View: https://x.com/ericnjiiru/status/1952029407926796800?s=46

View: https://x.com/Fan_Sugu/status/1952030197005320269?t=_HCYL_JyQ8ff6y5dShRpLA&s=19

 

[Kosugi]

Below are undisputed facts.

1. Kenyans filled Kasarani, Tanzanians weren't able to fill Makwapa.
2. Kenyans played beautiful football than you witches.
3. You are driven by anger and jealousy.

Hehehehe wewe ni matako!?
1. Tumeona picha hapo hamkujaza uwanja na video zimeonekana mechi ikichezeka kukiwa na empty seats.
2. Wacha USENGE kuwa mtu mzima, Tanzania alikua na ball possession ya 60 dhidi ya Burkinabe 40. Magoli mawili na goal attempts 16 nane zaidi ya Burkinabe.
Kenya ball possession 52 kwa 48 mkazidiwa goal attempts 14 dhidi ya 5.
Hata takwimu unazifahamu matako ya nguruwe wewe!?
Embu compare and contrast hapo chini.

 

[Teargass]

Hahaa
Summary Table — Non-Tanzanian Players in Mainland Premier League (2025)

Player Name Nationality Club (2025)

1. Zouzou Landary Ivory Coast Azam FC
2.Zidane Sereri Madagascar Azam FC
3. Jonathan Ikangalombo DR Congo Young Africans SC
4. Israel Mwenda DR Congo Young Africans SC
5. Khalid Aucho Uganda Young Africans SC
6. Jean Baleke DR Congo Simba SC
7. Eli Mpanzu DR Congo Simba SC
8. Moses Phiri Zambia Simba SC
9. Meddie Kagere* Rwanda (ex‑Uganda) Namungo FC (formerly Simba)
10. Jean Amonome Gabon Tabora United
11. Cedric Zemba Cameroon Tabora United
12. Amara Bagayoko Mali Coastal Union
13. Serge Pokou Ivory Coast Singida Black Stars
14. Emmanuel Kayekeh Ghana (nat. pending) Singida Black Stars
15. Mohamed Damaro Camara Guinea (nat. pending) Singida Black Stars
16. Arthur Bada Ivory Coast (nat. pending) Singida Black Stars
17. Jonathan Sowah Ghana Singida Black Stars
18. Amas Obasogie Nigeria Singida Black Stars
19. Morrice Chukwu Nigeria Singida Black Stars
20.Hernest Malonga DR Congo Singida Black Stars



Hiii kwa uchache

VERSUS
Foreign Players by Kenyan Club (2025 Season)

Gor Mahia

1. Charles Bbaale (Ugandan international) — signed from Rayon Sports (Rwanda)

2.Giscard Mavoungou (Congolese international) — signed from AS Otoho (Congo)

3.Patrick Essombe (Cameroonian international) — signed from Union Sportive de Douala (Cameroon)

4. Chris Pius Akena (Ugandan international) — attacking midfielder/right winger, joined Gor Mahia mid‑2024


Tusker FC

5.Dennis Iguma (Ugandan international) — bolstered Tusker’s defense


Kenya Police FC

6.David Irishura (Burundian international) — acquired from Messager Ngozi FC (Burundi)

7.Timothy Oyanda (English-based) — signed from AFC W
ulfrunians (England)


Hata nusu ya wachezaji watanzania hamjafika , bila kujumlisha usajiri mpya wa hivi karibuni🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Huwa unaelewa kingereza kweli?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Unaumia ukiwa wapi wewe chokoraa?😂😂🤣🤣


View: https://youtu.be/2tkOVIYMUXA?si=ayYGx-We_kFVQiFB

Chokoraa umemuona hapo 😀

 

[Kosugi]

Nyinyi mko na gani wa maana?

Mna mchezaji yupi wa kumfananisha na Samattah hapo Kenya!?

 

[Teargass]

Hehehehe wewe ni matako!?
1. Tumeona picha hapo hamkujaza uwanja na video zimeonekana mechi ikichezeka kukiwa na empty seats.
2. Wacha USENGE kuwa mtu mzima, Tanzania alikua na ball possession ya 60 dhidi ya Burkinabe 40. Magoli mawili na goal attempts 16 nane zaidi ya Burkinabe.
Kenya ball possession 52 kwa 48 mkazidiwa goal attempts 14 dhidi ya 5.
Hata takwimu unazifahamu matako ya nguruwe wewe!?
Embu compare and contrast hapo chini.

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Picha mliona ni za 1hr before game time. Kasarani was full to the brim. Yenu hata haikufika😂😂🤣

Sawa kwa takwimu hizo basi tuseme DRC imepata Ushindi WA 2-1. Are you happy now?😂😂🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://youtu.be/IaYBfB_IYJU?si=idIOLK6RCsgZ-HLh

 

[Teargass]

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Chokoraa umemuona hapo 😀

Umia pole pole chokoraa shoga wewe😂😂🤣👇👇👇


View: https://youtu.be/2tkOVIYMUXA?si=ayYGx-We_kFVQiFB

 

[Teargass]

View: https://youtu.be/IaYBfB_IYJU?si=idIOLK6RCsgZ-HLh

Mambo ya CHAN umeachana nayo?🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

It's only in Kenya among African countries that a non host team will attract such number of attendees in their matches.

For real Kenyans love football.


View: https://x.com/TeyaKevin/status/1952035520722383299?t=XrUvNbXwRYFOnLV22RbH0A&s=19

 

[Teargass]

Let's wait for attendance of Tanzanians in games that doesn't involve Tanzania national team and see the attendance. This one in Nyayo is the yardstick for both Tanzania and Uganda 😂😂


View: https://x.com/itskipronoh/status/1952031104623337623?t=Q0xy6v0R6R0ezTmLL7x4BQ&s=19

 

[Teargass]

Kenyans are not serious wallai. Yani vile inaendelea ndio wanaendelea kujaza Nyayo Stadium for a game that doesn't even involve Kenya😂😂.

We are waiting to see how the sorcerers and the Banana Battalion will respond to this.

Nyayo is now full house just like Kasarani.

 

[Teargass]

My thoughts exactly 🤣🤣🤣.


View: https://x.com/KulunduEnock/status/1952039845553226151?t=m5ZquhSFbyailrTd8gvirQ&s=19

 

[Teargass]

I'm sure CAF is taking notes.


View: https://x.com/Dutch4085873681/status/1952040337318297854?t=36EuTMvePQn_6YnB-v08ZQ&s=19

 

[concordile 101]

Huwa unaelewa kingereza kweli?

Kamuulize babako kwanza kama najua🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Kamuulize babako kwanza kama najua🤣🤣🤣🤣

You have all the characteristics of a Primary School Dropout.

 

[Teargass]

Notice the difference

Kasarani

Makwapa