Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Acha ushamba wa kifala wewe.
Sio kila G-wagon lazima ziwe vile usemavyo wewe hapo mbele.
Inaonekana hata magari hutajui mazeeh.
Kuna G-wagon za namna hiyo wanamiliki matajiri wa Dubai exactly kama hivyo ilivyo hio na naweza kukuletea hapa.

Sasa umesema nini cha maana ju hueleweki. Nimekuambia G-Wagon ya 2025 ina 4 bar grill, G63 ya 2025 nayo ikona vertical vents chini ya bumper. Kama hujui kuhusu magari ni heri unyamaze kuliko utuambie a lot of nothing. Sasa matajiri wa Dubai wanaingilia wapi kwa design ya 2025 G-Wagon. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Kulikuwa na problem kwenye National Grid wewe ulitakaje kwani?

Na itakwama tena by the way. Bookmark this reply. 🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Na itakwama tena by the way. Bookmark this reply. 🤣🤣

yes itakwama kama zinavyokwama za kwenye first world countries. Ama wewe hutaki zikwame kabisa 😁

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

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[Mwalo Chibya]

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Maku umlishe nani 😀,nakuona mshamba tu,ndio maana umefanana na kicheche,lisha familia yako ya kibera kwanza babu jinga

Hilo shirt sasa 🤗😂😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

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[chongchung]

Hapa panapigwa mkeka
Maeneo mengi sana Dar hayajaoneshwa kwenye hii thread, wakundustan hii ni Kigamboni huwa mkiambiwa Dar ni 3 times bigger than naislum muwe waelewa, imagine hii ni district 1 tu ya Dar kati ya 5 ina 45 km stretch of tarmac road project, Kunyaland hii stretch ungeshatokea kajiado caunty

 

[Sama boy 255]

Dasilinga

 

[nairobae]

yes itakwama kama zinavyokwama za kwenye first world countries. Ama wewe hutaki zikwame kabisa 😁

Kukwama more than ten times in one year can never happen in first world countries. Hio tumeona Kwa LDC bongoslum pekee.

 

[Nicxie]

Things you will never have in your country 😁

What? A fainting train?

 

[Sama boy 255]

jangwani Ndio hiyo tena. 👇🏾 daraja la tatu kwa urefu within Dar linakaa hapa

 

[coodip1]

Kukwama more than ten times in one year can never happen in first world countries. Hio tumeona Kwa LDC bongoslum pekee.

acha wivu itabidi uzoe tuu garimoshi la mkaa 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

What? A fainting train?

you will never have it. Maumivu peleka kibera🤣🤣🤣

 

[babayao255]

acha wivu itabidi uzoe tuu garimoshi la mkaa 🤣🤣🤣

Umemjibu yes itakwama tena cha ajabu bado anaendelea kukuquote. 😂😂😂

 

[coodip1]

Umemjibu yes itakwama tena cha ajabu bado anaendelea kukuquote. 😂😂😂

wanatamani wawe na electric train lakini basi ndio hivyo tena Shikamoo Kenyan politicians. Walichobakisha ni wivu tuu na sizitaki mbichi hizi.

 

[Capt Richie]

Salsa walikiwa wanabisha mini!? Kwamba Dar ni Vumbistan!?

 

[Sama boy 255]

Salsa walikiwa wanabisha mini!? Kwamba Dar ni Vumbistan!?
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Hakuna mtanzania chizi atakaekwambia kwamba Dar iko na lami kila kona. Ila wewe ni mmoja wa wakenya wapumbavu mnaojaribu kujiongopea kwamba Nairobi iko na lami kila kona. 🤣🤣🤣 akili tu mtu wangu.

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Sawa Mombasa kubwa, why hamjapeleka CHAN or AFCON?

Hii CHAN Tanzania ina Miji miwili ZANZIBAR, DAR ES SALAAM.

Afcon ina miji 4, Dar, Dodoma, Zenji, Arusha.

Ukunyaaa NAIROBI NAIROBI

Uganda KAMPALA, HOIMA, LIRA

Wasenge sana, lini mtapona kuishi kwa virtual

Afcon Tanzania tuna miji 4, Dar es salaam ,Zanzibar, Arusha na Dodoma.
Kenya miji 4 ,Nairobi, Nairobi, Nairobi na Nairobi. 🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

Salsa walikiwa wanabisha mini!? Kwamba Dar ni Vumbistan!?
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Do you even know where Kigamboni is?

Kigamboni District is bigger than Naislum.

Land Area Comparison
Kigamboni: Kigamboni District covers an area of 578.3 km² (223.3 square miles).
Nairobi: Nairobi County spans 703.9 km² (271.8 square miles).

 

[babayao255]

Afcon Tanzania tuna miji 4, Dar es salaam ,Zanzibar, Arusha na Dodoma.
Kenya Nairobi, Nairobi, Nairobi na Nairobi. 🤣

Harikaa! 😂😂😂