Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[IamLee]

Kumbe zile affordable housing ni ghorofa 5 tu? Don't ever trust Kenyans.

Hio kibera ni kubwa sana aisee.

Yea Kubwa sana 2.6km long

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hii ni CBD ama residential area? Yani Tanzania hakuna mji huna perfect CBDs Kama za Kenya?😂😂

CBD ya Dar ni Kama Eastleigh Iko na buildings mzee. Chini ni wauza Dera na kahawa, juu ni nyumba za kuishi, Barabara ni tuktuk na mikokoteni.

 

[Sama boy 255]

CBD ya Dar ni Kama Eastleigh Iko na buildings mzee. Chini ni wauza Dera na kahawa, juu ni nyumba za kuishi, Barabara ni tuktuk na mikokoteni.

Ndio alivyokuhadithia aliekupa picha.? 🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Huna ❌ una ✅ 🤣🤣🤣 enda ujifunze kuongea bhana. I can also see a perfect cbd 👇🏾View attachment 3350020

Ng’ombe ni ng’ombe tu. No wonder you are a primary school dropout.

Huna - negative
Una - Postive.

In my post I said “huna”, Yani negative.

For Kenyan CBDs I promise you that you will never find people living in CBD, maybe in Mombasa but I’m not sure. In Nairobi and Kisumu you will camp there all year but you will never those stupidity.

 

[Teargass]

CBD ya Dar ni Kama Eastleigh Iko na buildings mzee. Chini ni wauza Dera na kahawa, juu ni nyumba za kuishi, Barabara ni tuktuk na mikokoteni.

And it seems they are not impressed with their CBD. Vile wanaikana ungedhani hapo ni DRC ama South Sudan.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ng’ombe ni ng’ombe tu. No wonder you are a primary school dropout.

Huna - negative
Una - Postive.

In my post I said “huna”, Yani negative.

For Kenyan CBDs I promise you that you will never find people living in CBD, maybe in Mombasa but I’m not sure. In Nairobi and Kisumu you will camp there all year but you will never those stupidity.

Inabidi nikupeleke darasa la kiswahili wewe mbuzi. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hii ni CBD ama residential area? Yani Tanzania hakuna mji huna perfect CBDs Kama za Kenya?😂😂

Hebu tueleze matumizi ya “huna”kuelezea negativity kwenye hiyo sentence uliyoandika . 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe uliibiwa pesa darasa la kiswahili punda wewe. Enda uombe Ada uliyotoa.

 

[Teargass]

Never joke with Kenyans.


View: https://x.com/MariaSTsehai/status/1928161583936549361

 

[Sama boy 255]

Never joke with Kenyans.


View: https://x.com/MariaSTsehai/status/1928161583936549361

Wewe mbunda Njoo darasa la Kiswahili. 🤣🤣🤣 .. enda uombe wakurudishie Ada yako wewe uncircumcised bafoon.

 

[NairobiWalker]

And it seems they are not impressed with their CBD. Vile wanaikana ungedhani hapo ni DRC ama South Sudan.

Niliwapa ramani nikiwaambia wanichoree CBD yao inafika wapi wakashindwa. Mbilikimo Mkora akawaambia wasiseme CBD, waseme wao Hawana CBD bali City Center ndio washinde mjadala. Yani jamaa heri wakatae mji wao hauna CBD kisa nimewaumbua.😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Niliwapa ramani nikiwaambia wanichoree CBD yao inafika wapi wakashindwa. Mbilikimo Mkora akawaambia wasiseme CBD, waseme wao Hawana CBD bali City Center ndio washinde mjadala. Yani jamaa heri wakatae mji wao hauna CBD kisa nimewaumbua.😂😂

Umemuumbua Nani wewe kima kwa picha za kuomba.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Na huyo ni Rais wao anasema hvyo na bado wanabisha, wanataka kuficha ukweli, waende wakawafiche nairaland sio jf.

😂😂😂😂😂

 

[IamLee]

JFK

 

[Nicxie]

Never joke with Kenyans.


View: https://x.com/MariaSTsehai/status/1928161583936549361

Hawa nyumbu si tunawatesa jamani🤣🤣🤣
Tuliwafanya wakafunga X na sasa wanaficha taarifa za wabunge wao all because of Kenyans onslaught! Hawa imebakisha tu tuwatawale wawe county no. 48

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hawa nyumbu si tunawatesa jamani🤣🤣🤣
Tuliwafanya wakafunga X na sasa wanaficha taarifa za wabunge wao all because of Kenyans onslaught! Hawa imebakisha tu tuwatawale wawe county no. 48

Sijui kama wewe na wapumbavu wenzako mnazo akili Sawasawa kwasababu kijana wa kenya Ndio alifirwa Tz na wengine wakafurishwa. Nyie mnapiga kelele huko X tu .. eti mnasema mnatutesa. 🤣🤣🤣 kuwa zuzu bhana.

 

[MlimaSayuni]

Betting is our biggest problem, Kenya Nchi ina watu million 50, watu million 45 wanabet, this is Sad.

 

[Mpwimbe]

CBD ya Dar iko funny..uko CBD mara unakutana na manguo zimefuliwa na kuanikwa kwa balcon.. kwani Dar hakuna residential areas?
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Shida ya Wakenya mnafikiri CBD ya Nairobi ni sawa na Dar es Salaam.

Hivi huwa hamjiulizi kwanini Dar ina watu wengi kuliko Nairobi, lakini ukifika Dar unahisi kama hakuna watu??


Licha Dar kuwa na watu wengi zaidi ya Nairobi, lakini huwezi kukuta watu wamerundikana hivi kama Omena, eti manita CBD.


View: https://youtu.be/CNSAQWN6Lyw?si=_2neYCKvG1EvCIsF

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Kibera unayojuliwaza nayo hapa ni 2.5 SQ km. Tell me, how small is Tandale?

Hata ujaribu vipi ukweli utabaki pale pale, pole😎

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Tumewaeka penye walitaka kuwekwa.. 😁 😁 😁

Nyie ni taifa la watu wapumbavu sana. Nyie ni kelele tu online lakini haibadilishi chochote walakubadili uhalisia kuwa your people were physically abused by our security agencies and there is nothing your government can do about it.
Your online nonsense won't change anything, nor improve your food security.
Njaa iko pale pale!

 

[Nicxie]

Sijui kama wewe na wapumbavu wenzako mnazo akili Sawasawa kwasababu kijana wa kenya Ndio alifirwa Tz na wengine wakafurishwa. Nyie mnapiga kelele huko X tu .. eti mnasema mnatutesa. 🤣🤣🤣 kuwa zuzu bhana.

Rudisheni basi taarifa za wabunge wenu kwenye tovuti ya bunge tuone 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Shida ya Wakenya mnafikiri CBD ya Nairobi ni sawa na Dar es Salaam.

Hivi huwa hamjiulizi kwanini Dar ina watu wengi kuliko Nairobi, lakini ukifika Dar unahisi kama hakuna watu??


Licha Dar kuwa na watu wengi zaidi ya Nairobi, lakini huwezi kukuta watu wamerundikana hivi kama Omena, eti manita CBD.


View: https://youtu.be/CNSAQWN6Lyw?si=_2neYCKvG1EvCIsF

1. Dar doesn't have more people than Nairobi. You can say there are more people within Dar City boundary but the total urban area of Nairobi has more people than Dar.
2. Nairobi is more densely populated than Dar.
3. The mist important one, Nairobi CBD is at the center of the city. People moving from one end of Nairobi to the other will most likely pass through the CBD. Dar CBD is on the edge. It's easier to avoid it when moving from one side of the city to the other.
4. Nairobi is generally a busier city than Dar.

If you have at least 3 brain cells you'll understand.