Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[babayao255]

Nilijua tu.

Ndio maana baadhi yao wameanza kuhisi kuna mchezo kwenye GDP na GDP per CapitaView attachment 3319348😂

Waliambiwa "You cannot eat GDP" 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/kenyans/status/1571832589748670465?s=46

 

[AMARII]

Wapo zaidi ya 70m wanaelekea 80m.

Wakunya wana zaliana kinoma.

Hadi kuna kipindi waliweka operations ya Siri kuweka vidonge vya family planning kwenye beer zao. Ukinywa mambo hayaendi... Ndio kisa Cha wakunya wengi ku shift kunywa za Bongo huku.

Kibaki alikuwa mtata sana kwenye kuzuia birthrates kwa wakunya.... Alikuwa hataki ujinga wa kuzaa zaa tu... Maana wakunya starehe yao ni pombe na kupigana miti tu... Hawataki kazi.

 

[Teargass]

Wakunya wana zaliana kinoma.

Hadi kuna kipindi waliweka operations ya Siri kuweka vidonge vya family planning kwenye beer zao. Ukinywa mambo hayaendi... Ndio kisa Cha wakunya wengi ku shift kunywa za Bongo huku.

Kibaki alikuwa mtata sana kwenye kuzuia birthrates kwa wakunya.... Alikuwa hataki ujinga wa kuzaa zaa tu... Maana wakunya starehe yao ni pombe na kupigana miti tu... Hawataki kazi.

And you believe all these crap?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Waliambiwa "You cannot eat GDP" 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/kenyans/status/1571832589748670465?s=46

Wana-ifeki ili iwasaidie KUKOPA.

Shida na wakopeshaji na wenyewe wameanza kushtuka.

 

[President of China]

Waliambiwa "You cannot eat GDP" 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/kenyans/status/1571832589748670465?s=46

Teargass 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

 

[Teargass]

Teargass 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

View attachment 3319398

Is this your drawing?

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/WxzS7xVOICI?si=H-tNDOqDSAeSHsi9

 

[Geza Ulole]

Wakunya wana zaliana kinoma.

Hadi kuna kipindi waliweka operations ya Siri kuweka vidonge vya family planning kwenye beer zao. Ukinywa mambo hayaendi... Ndio kisa Cha wakunya wengi ku shift kunywa za Bongo huku.

Kibaki alikuwa mtata sana kwenye kuzuia birthrates kwa wakunya.... Alikuwa hataki ujinga wa kuzaa zaa tu... Maana wakunya starehe yao ni pombe na kupigana miti tu... Hawataki kazi.

Wacha habari za vichochoroni Diageo haiwezi kukubali EABL imeweke contraceptives kwenye bidhaa zao! Itaharibu biashara yao! Wakenya wanakuja kunywa bia Tanzania kwavile ni more affordable, Tanzania hamna makodi ya kijinga!

 

[President of China]

Is this your drawing?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 Ndio maana unaniogopa sana. Mimi siyo wa mchezo mdogo wangu. Mapambano yote ninaweza.

 

[Teargass]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 Ndio maana unaniogopa sana. Mimi siyo wa mchezo mdogo wangu. Mapambano yote ninaweza.

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Nani akuogope?

I just wanted to confirm Kama wewe ndio umechora alafu nikuaibishe kidogo.

Have you ever used a fork and a knife before during meals? Looking at that drawing I’m sure hujaitumia otherwise ungejua fork is supposed to be in which hand and knife in which hand.

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Ona mbwa hawa!!🤣🤣🤣 Nchi jiidiipii kubwa 🤣🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/KenyanSays/status/1917090721670029639?t=bbUeYHPmv7jNr4T2HV3ltA&s=19

 

[AMARII]

And you believe all these crap?

Kama ni wakunya wenyewe walikuwa wanasema Mimi ni nani hata nipinge!?

 

[AMARII]

Wacha habari za vichochoroni Diageo haiwezi kukubali EABL imeweke contraceptives kwenye bidhaa zao!

Geza hao Diageo ni wa juzi baada ya kununua kutoka kwa Kaburu.

 

[nairobae]

Almost 10 years later hii maneno ya GDP bado inauma bongolalas, si mlisema mutatupita. Sasa hii hasira yote ni baada ya kuona gap inaongezeka badala ipungue.

 

[coodip1]

View: https://x.com/tanpol/status/1916875858905534828?s=46

Mimi nisingewanunulia hawa polisi hivi vitendea kazi havifanyi kazi yoyote kwa wananchi zaidi ya kuendeleza maslahi yao tuu.

 

[The best 007]

Wakunya wana zaliana kinoma.

Hadi kuna kipindi waliweka operations ya Siri kuweka vidonge vya family planning kwenye beer zao. Ukinywa mambo hayaendi... Ndio kisa Cha wakunya wengi ku shift kunywa za Bongo huku.

Kibaki alikuwa mtata sana kwenye kuzuia birthrates kwa wakunya.... Alikuwa hataki ujinga wa kuzaa zaa tu... Maana wakunya starehe yao ni pombe na kupigana miti tu... Hawataki kazi.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Kenya wanaabudu sana pesa.

Walienda kupigana Somalia kwasababu ya pesa.

Wamekaribisha Marekani, ana military base hapo kwasababu ya pesa.

Wameenda Haiti kwasababu ya pesa.

Trump kakata pesa, hao wamerudi😂

waliahidiwa pesa na mitumba ya zana za kijeshi na Biden wakapeleka vikosi Haiti 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Dar is a slum


View: https://x.com/SouthernBuses/status/1917071938138079317

 

[The best 007]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 Ndio maana unaniogopa sana. Mimi siyo wa mchezo mdogo wangu. Mapambano yote ninaweza.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

So Boma tena sio off Mombasa Road? Wewe hujui anything kuhusu Nairobi.

kwani unaelewa kitu gani mtu akisema off Mombasa road? labda mwenzangu unashindwa kutafsiri misemo ya kiingereza.