Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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[Teargass]

That was Per Capital.

GDP =

• GDP is calculated by summing all incomes earned in the economy.
• Formula: GDP = Wages + Profits + Rents + Interest + Taxes - Subsidies

Per Capital ndio nini?

Wewe rudi ulale juu hakuna kitu unajua.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kwanza census huwa mnashiriki au wahusika wanabuni tu.

Maana inaonekana kabisa, you are more than 47 milion people.

Kwa hivo wewe umehesabu Wakenya ukaona sio milioni 47? Yani una magic Gani hiyo unaweza ukiangalia nchi ukajua population yake? I'm curious, do you do it from a space ship or is it door to door? Chamoto kama huyu ndio ana nafuu kiakili hapo bongo Sasa hao wengine madwanzi wako vipi? 🤣🤣

Enyewe Ile report ya nchi yenu kuwa vichaa ni ya ukweli. Huwa mnanikumbusha hii quote from one of our comedians here in Kenya.


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[Teargass]

Kwahiyo mko wangapi kwa sasa?

We are 53M aproximately after factoring in Birth rate and death rate since the time we did our last census which was 2019.

 

[Teargass]

Hizi makelele zenu tushaazizoea. Mkishindwa lazima takwimu ziwe feki.

La kwanza, GDP haina uhusiano na population. GDP per Capita ndio Ina uhusiano na population Sasa sijui ni kipo unachoongelea..

Yani jamaa amenishangaza sana. Agi GDP is calculated by dividing the population by I don’t know what.😂😂😂

 

[babayao255]

Kwanza census huwa mnashiriki au wahusika wanabuni tu.

Maana inaonekana kabisa, you are more than 47 milion people.

Wanahesabu idadi ya "boma" badala ya idadi ya watu wanaoishi humo kwenye "boma". 😂😂😂

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[NairobiWalker]

Yani jamaa amenishangaza sana. Agi GDP is calculated by dividing the population by I don’t know what.😂😂😂

Alafu huyo ndio miongoni mwa wanaojielewa upande wao eti.🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Alafu huyo ndio miongoni mwa wanaojielewa upande wao eti.🤣🤣🤣

Situation on ground😂😂

 

[Mpwimbe]

Ukiona hvyo keshafukuzwa arudi kwao kibera, c unajua Tz ndiyo Dubai yao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kuna kibiashara chake anaingizia Tanga, inaonekana anataka kuleta uhuni.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Yani jamaa amenishangaza sana. Agi GDP is calculated by dividing the population by I don’t know what.😂😂😂

Sasa umekosa hoja, umestick na TYPO.

MFs

 

[nairobae]

😂😂 Ruto kila siku yupo huko kujiaibisha juzi kaona aaibishe na majirani lakini cha ajabu bado pesa ya SGR hamtoipata, meanwhile in Tanzania mawaziri wa China wenyewe wanatuletea mapesa ya SGR tukiwa tumekunja 4 tunasip sharubati yetu Rotana kwa gharama zao 😂😂😂


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Ju wewe ndio unatoa hio pesa. 🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Sasa umekosa hoja, umestick na TYPO.

MFs

That’s not typing error.

 

[nairobae]

Kenya kuna kitu wana FAKE. Aidha, idadi ya watu, thamani ya sarafu.

Maana GDP per Capital wana calculate Jumla la pato la nchi gawa kwa idadi ya watu.

Kuna kitu wana fake.

Kenya wanadai ina watu milioni 47 kwa sensa ya 2019.

Sisi tunafanya sensa kila baada ya miaka 10. Kenya haijulikani watafanya lini.

Haijulikani ju we ndio unaongoza KNBS ama? 😂😂

 

[President of China]

Teargass NairobiWalker nairobae mwaiofhawaii Nicxie IamLee Big GDP + BIg Currency = Hunger 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ni Kweli?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Wanahesabu idadi ya "boma" badala ya idadi ya watu wanaoishi humo kwenye "boma". 😂😂😂

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Nilijua tu.

Ndio maana baadhi yao wameanza kuhisi kuna mchezo kwenye GDP na GDP per Capita

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[The best 007]

Kenya kuna kitu wana FAKE. Aidha, idadi ya watu, thamani ya sarafu.

Maana GDP per Capital wana calculate Jumla la pato la nchi gawa kwa idadi ya watu.

Kuna kitu wana fake.

Kenya wanadai ina watu milioni 47 kwa sensa ya 2019.

Sisi tunafanya sensa kila baada ya miaka 10. Kenya haijulikani watafanya lini.

Wapo zaidi ya 70m wanaelekea 80m.

 

[The best 007]

Kwa hivo wewe umehesabu Wakenya ukaona sio milioni 47? Yani una magic Gani hiyo unaweza ukiangalia nchi ukajua population yake? I'm curious, do you do it from a space ship or is it door to door? Chamoto kama huyu ndio ana nafuu kiakili hapo bongo Sasa hao wengine madwanzi wako vipi? 🤣🤣

Enyewe Ile report ya nchi yenu kuwa vichaa ni ya ukweli. Huwa mnanikumbusha hii quote from one of our comedians here in Kenya.


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Kwenye karatasi mnaandika mpo 60m ila ukweli ni kwamba mpo wengi zaidi ya70m .

 

[The best 007]

Kwanza census huwa mnashiriki au wahusika wanabuni tu.

Maana inaonekana kabisa, you are more than 47 milion people.

Census yao ya mwisho walisema wapo 60.

 

[babayao255]

Nilijua tu.

Ndio maana baadhi yao wameanza kuhisi kuna mchezo kwenye GDP na GDP per CapitaView attachment 3319348😂

Waliambiwa "You cannot eat GDP" 😂😂😂

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