Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mpwimbe]

NEnda kwenye ukurasa wa wode maya

Wodemaya kwasasa haaminiki. Ni watu wa propaganda.

Content creators wana edit sana na ni watu wa upepo tu.

Na alichoonesha kwake sioni maajabu, maana kibarabara kama hicho wanacholima ni sawa na vya serikali za mitaa tu hapa kwetu.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Babu jinga utakua lini?fanya ujitambue kua una wajukuu ww bwege

No grandkids but got two daughters ( 15 and 6) and guess what ?… I showed them your photo and by instinct they concluded you are a beggar . They asked me whether you was my friend but I let them know I offered you free Jordan’s but you was too embarrassed to accept my kind offer …🤣🤣🤣 They wish you all the best !

 

[chongchung]

Waliumwa sana kuona how Ruto was welcomed in China, ungedhani ni kwao. 🤣 🤣 🤣

😂😂 Ruto kila siku yupo huko kujiaibisha juzi kaona aaibishe na majirani lakini cha ajabu bado pesa ya SGR hamtoipata, meanwhile in Tanzania mawaziri wa China wenyewe wanatuletea mapesa ya SGR tukiwa tumekunja 4 tunasip sharubati yetu Rotana kwa gharama zao 😂😂😂


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[chongchung]

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Hivi hawa watu ni kweli wapo million 60? Mbona watu wengi hivi? Hata Dar hakuna watu wengi hivi kwa mara moja kwenye maeneo ya usafiri wa umma halafu ndio mji wa pili kwa ukubwa huu? Mwanza hukuti huu umati kokote. Hawa watu wapo million zaidi ya 70

 

[NairobiWalker]

Waliumwa sana kuona how Ruto was welcomed in China, ungedhani ni kwao. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Manzee🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Oyooooo footballing nation

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[coodip1]

Mradii mzurii ila 15% naona ni kidogo kwa miakaa hii angalau iwe robo

15% ni free carried share on top of that there is corporate tax 30% skills development levy sijui 3% or so, CSR 5% and other taxes I forgot they all amount to somewhere around 66% for the Government.

 

[The best 007]

Kumbe! 😂😂😂

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Mara kibao tumekuwa tukisema hawa wasenge hawatoandaa Afcon wala Chan cz hawatokuwa na huo uwezo na pia hata kama watakopa (bad enough hawakopesheki) Afcon 2027 utakuwa mwaka wao wa uchaguzi, ikumbukwe wakenya are not civilised, so lazima watauwana, sasa nchi gn itapeleka watu wake Kenya?

 

[The best 007]

Hivi hawa watu ni kweli wapo million 60? Mbona watu wengi hivi? Hata Dar hakuna watu wengi hivi kwa mara moja kwenye maeneo ya usafiri wa umma halafu ndio mji wa pili kwa ukubwa huu? Mwanza hukuti huu umati kokote. Hawa watu wapo million zaidi ya 70

Kiukweli kabisa wakenya wanakaribia milioni 80 kama sio zaidi na ndiyo mana huwa nashauri hawa wanatakiwa wapunguwe, either by natural death or artificially cz wapo wengi mno watatupa shida kuwalisha huko mbeleni.

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Aina ya Changamoto tunazopitia kwa nchi tunanazotumia umeme kundesha treni zetu,


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[Mpwimbe]

Hivi hawa watu ni kweli wapo million 60? Mbona watu wengi hivi? Hata Dar hakuna watu wengi hivi kwa mara moja kwenye maeneo ya usafiri wa umma halafu ndio mji wa pili kwa ukubwa huu? Mwanza hukuti huu umati kokote. Hawa watu wapo million zaidi ya 70

Kenya kuna kitu wana FAKE. Aidha, idadi ya watu, thamani ya sarafu.

Maana GDP per Capita wana calculate Jumla la pato la nchi gawa kwa idadi ya watu.

Kuna kitu wana fake.

Kenya wanadai ina watu milioni 47 kwa sensa ya 2019.

Sisi tunafanya sensa kila baada ya miaka 10. Kenya haijulikani watafanya lini.

 

[Teargass]

Maana GDP wana calculate Jumla la pato la nchi gawa kwa idadi ya watu.

It’s morning right now and I’m already tired.

Hiyo ni GDP ya wapi inakuwa calculated hivo? I thought you were smart and not ignorant like your fellow Tanzanians. Kumbe wewe pia ni kondoo mwingine?

 

[Teargass]

Sisi tunafanya sensa kila baada ya miaka 10. Kenya haijulikani watafanya lini.

We do census every 10 years, sijui mbona huwa unapenda kuongelea mamno huelewi.

 

[Teargass]

Kiukweli kabisa wakenya wanakaribia milioni 80 kama sio zaidi na ndiyo mana huwa nashauri hawa wanatakiwa wapunguwe, either by natural death or artificially cz wapo wengi mno watatupa shida kuwalisha huko mbeleni.

Kama kujilisha ndio inakushinda, jirani ndio utaweza?

 

[Mpwimbe]

We do census every 10 years, sijui mbona huwa unapenda kuongelea mamno huelewi.

Kwahiyo mko wangapi kwa sasa?

 

[Mpwimbe]

It’s morning right now and I’m already tired.

Hiyo ni GDP ya wapi inakuwa calculated hivo? I thought you were smart and not ignorant like your fellow Tanzanians. Kumbe wewe pia ni kondoo mwingine?

That was Per Capital.

GDP =

• GDP is calculated by summing all incomes earned in the economy.
• Formula: GDP = Wages + Profits + Rents + Interest + Taxes - Subsidies

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kenya kuna kitu wana FAKE. Aidha, idadi ya watu, thamani ya sarafu.

Maana GDP wana calculate Jumla la pato la nchi gawa kwa idadi ya watu.

Kuna kitu wana fake.

Kenya wanadai ina watu milioni 47 kwa sensa ya 2019.

Sisi tunafanya sensa kila baada ya miaka 10. Kenya haijulikani watafanya lini.

Hizi makelele zenu tushaazizoea. Mkishindwa lazima takwimu ziwe feki.

La kwanza, GDP haina uhusiano na population. GDP per Capita ndio Ina uhusiano na population Sasa sijui ni kipi unachoongelea.

La pili Kenya ni miongoni mwa nchi kidogo za Africa ambazo tumefanya census every after 10 years bila kufeli. Kila mwaka unaoisha na nambari 9 Kuna census Kenya. Sasa sielewi ukisema Kenya mwaka wake wa census haueleweki unamaanisha Nini ama ni ignorance. Tumekuwa na census miaka ya 1948, 1962, 1969, 1979, 1989, 1999, 2009, and 2019, ukiangalia tangu Uhuru tumekuwa constant. Census after every 10 years. In fact hapo kwenu ndio hamueleweki maanake nikiangalia statistics naona mmekuwa na census miaka ya 1967, 1978, 1988, 2002, 2012, and 2022.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Hizi makelele zenu tushaazizoea. Mkishindwa lazima takwimu ziwe feki.

La kwanza, GDP haina uhusiano na population. GDP per Capita ndio Ina uhusiano na population Sasa sijui ni kipo unachoongelea.
La pili Kenya ni miongoni mwa nchi kidogo za Africa ambazo tumefanya census every after 10 years bila kufeli. Kila mwaka unaoisha na nambari 9 Kuna census Kenya. Sasa sielewi ukisema Kenya mwaka wake wa census haueleweki unamaanisha Nini ama ni ignorance. Tumekuwa na census miaka ya 1948, 1962, 1969, 1979, 1989, 1999, 2009, and 2019, ukiangalia tangu Uhuru tumekuwa constant. Census after every 10 years. In fact hapo kwenu ndio hamueleweki maanake nikiangalia statistics naona mmekuwa na census miaka ya 1967, 1978, 1988, 2002, 2012, and 2022.

Maelezo mengi, hueleweki ulitaka kusema mini

 

[NairobiWalker]

Maelezo mengi, hueleweki ulitaka kusema mini

Labda kwa mjinga asiyeelewa tofauti ya GDP per Capita na GDP hayo ni maelezo mengi. Kwa mtu anayejielewa hayo ni maelezo very straightforward.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Labda kwa mjinga asiyeelewa tofauti ya GDP per Capita na GDP hayo ni maelezo mengi. Kwa mtu anayejielewa hayo ni maelezo very straightforward.

Kwanza census huwa mnashiriki au wahusika wanabuni tu.

Maana inaonekana kabisa, you are more than 47 milion people.