Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/nz1ujlUsIMc?si=QDfewYD1735vDqIv

 

[Teargass]

Sijali kama kuna kfc au ipo ila nachotamani kuona zisiwepo kabisaa bongo na migahawa mingine

So don’t talk as there is KFC in vumbistan..

 

[Teargass]

View: https://x.com/olekanjokai/status/1911365686883983717

We tell them everyday that entire of Dar is slum na hawaskii😂😂


View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911366844830621954

 

[The best 007]

Biggest club in E. Africa was in MombasaView attachment 3302610

Biggest club alafu haina pesa ya kulala hotel, biggest club ya magovi labda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mkwanzania]

Magofu ya mradi uliokufa wa mfumo wa usafiri wa mabasi ya mwendokasi jijini Nairobi huku saccos za matatu zikizidi kuota mizizi kama usafiri wa kutoka na kuingia CBD kwenda Murang'a, Kirinyanga, Kiambu n.k baada ya hekaheka za mchana kutafuta fedha mjinikati Nairobi

13 April 2025
Nairobi, Kenya

2 Billion Kenya shillings gone and no Bus Rapid Transit System , BRT


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNhpz3QLw4

Jamaa anatia sana huruma, hadi anataka kulia….😢

 

[Teargass]

Biggest club alafu haina pesa ya kulala hotel, biggest club ya magovi labda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe watchman Gor is the biggest club. You can go ask Yanga and Simba to tell you how Gor raped them.

 

[joshuan]

hata sisi tunaona😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1911377544416223469?s=46

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1911399811313434903?s=46

Wewe ni pumbavu, acha nikuache na wewe uendelee kutetea Nick Mwendwa. Goodbye.

Last federation almost killed Kenyan football. Usiongelee mambo usiyoyajua.

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Last federation almost killed Kenyan football. Usiongelee mambo usiyoyajua.
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How

 

[The best 007]

Punguza ukasuki mbwa wewe, how Mwendwa killed the already dead league?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

And how the new fed managed to get it back on track for less than six months 😂

Muulize huyo mnuka mavi atuambie kabla ya kupigwa ban waliingia nusu fainali lini ya champions League.

 

[Teargass]

In 2016 my former school did what other Kenyan School could not do in 13yrs.

They went all out and became the East African Schools Football Champion.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/AlinurMohamed_/status/1911468612050702452

 

[The best 007]

Sasa hivi pako hivi.
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Umeua mende kwa nyundo mkuu, huyo huwa anaumia sn na ma slums yaliyotapakaa Kenya nzima, anatamani aamke akute hakuna ma slums, unakumbuka aliwahi kukuambia ataingia Google ayafute yotee, mwaka wa tano huu ma slums yame triple 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Tangu Shakira amfukuze kazi amekuwa mtu wa kushinda JF asubuhi to jioni akibishana, huenda Shakira aliona ni govi ndio maana alimfukuza maana anatia kinyaa ofisi. 😂😂😂

Hahahahaaaaaaaa

 

[The best 007]

Smegma zilikuwa zinanuka ile mbaya 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Jamaa piga ua atakuwa ananuka 100%

 

[Teargass]

Tatu City.


View: https://youtu.be/xwvrufpp95E?si=fuu9p2nrcPt0zN-3

 

[Teargass]

Shabana FC Fans enroute to Kisumu.


View: https://x.com/Momanyielijah01/status/1911379826587341257

 

[President of China]

Shabana FC Fans enroute to Kisumu.


View: https://x.com/Momanyielijah01/status/1911379826587341257

GOVI MASTER

 

[Inside10]

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

Hivi huu ugomvi wa dar na nairobi utaisha lini?! Aisee tangu 2017 na nauzi unatembea balaa views 35k milioni!!

 

[Inside10]

Wewe watchman Gor is the biggest club. You can go ask Yanga and Simba to tell you how Gor raped them.

Yani hio timu ya kijaluo ndio biggest?!
Maana hiyo inasemekana dressing room ni omera nang'o kwa kwenda mbele yani full kijaluo🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Yani hio timu ya kijaluo ndio biggest?!
Maana hiyo inasemekana dressing room ni omera nang'o kwa kwenda mbele yani full kijaluo🤣🤣

Do i need to say more?