Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Maua ya plastic sio?

Tunajadiliana na vitoto humu.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

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I will bet you anything that Diamond does not know what that cap represents…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣… you wanna bet?mko hapa talking shit about US yet wasani wenu try too hard to roll in American hip hop vibe …Juzi niliona Harmonize amevaa LA 🧢 cap … hata yeye hajui hiyo ni nini ..🤣🤣…. Am not against imitation of American culture but ingekuwa Mkenya, Bongolalas would be asking why can’t they wear Gepa za Nairobi.

 

[Teargass]

Africa's greatest city alafu ina vighorofa vi 5🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nairobi has three times the number of buildings over 30floors as Dar. Nairobi has more buildings above 20floors, actually it’s ten times.

 

[Teargass]

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Uzuri yeye sio watchman kama wewe.

 

[instanbul]

Ni ufukara unawasumbua, harusi na sherehe zina economic multiply effects kubwa sana na zina chain refu of money circulation zipo kwenye category ya consumption category and partly individual category kati ya categories of taxes zinazoongoza revenues duniani, pesa inatakiwa kwenye circulations na ndio maana financial institutions zinaencourage spending

Si wanasemaga wao wana expenditure kubwa?

 

[RRONDO]

Upcoming longest bridge in TA hili ni kati ya top ten longest briges in TZ. 👇🏾View attachment 3250378View attachment 3250379

Hii ni Pangani bridge ambayo tumeisikia kwa miaka karibu 7 sasa?

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

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Wanamtomb* uyu kijana

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Unajua wachunga mbuzi uku Bongo ndio uwa wanavaa hivyo so imagine unaongea na mchunga mbuzi 😁😂😁

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Sisi sio milima tutakutana tukiwa kam people kitaumana 😂🔥😁🔥😁🔥
Mwanza Mwanza

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Chunga sana kijana, mimi sio rika lako.
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Halafu kavaa mkufu wa Playboy 😂
Teargass

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

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Headset zake ni za Wachina na very cheap. Huyu Teargass dogo anapigika sana! 😂

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

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Wako wapi wazee wa uchumi mkubwa na miundombinu?

IamLee Teargass mwaiofhawaii nairobae Shomy The Great Chill mwathadan BlietzKrieg

 

[Teargass]

Halafu kavaa mkufu wa Playboy 😂
Teargass

Tangu nikupee vichapo kuhusu Catholic Priests I can see you are now obsessed with me.?

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

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Kumbe hii mwana inaitwa Voctor Kibet 😂 😂
Halafu huyo maza aliyepoz nae amevaa mdundo wa kiume. Du! Umasikini unamshinda hata kuchagua kiatu😂😂

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Tangu nikupee vichapo kuhusu Catholic Priests I can see you are now possessed with me.?

Victor, huna kichapo umenipa. Ilikuwa ni ngumu kuongea na mtu asiyejua chochote na ni waste of time, at least kama ungekuwa ni mtu unaye jipambanua kujua usiyoyajua. Hayo ni maisha nimeyaishi na kusoma so siwezi kuingia kwenye mjadala na mtu wa aina yako.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ni ufukara unawasumbua, harusi na sherehe zina economic multiply effects kubwa sana na zina chain refu of money circulation zipo kwenye category ya consumption category and partly individual category kati ya categories of taxes zinazoongoza revenues duniani, pesa inatakiwa kwenye circulations na ndio maana financial institutions zinaencourage spending

You won't find this kind of BS of throwing money at the bride in serious countries that have shown tremendous societal progress. It's the typical black man's poverty mentality - the same that sees black people in America who live on food stamps lining up to buy the latest Jordans and iphones every year.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Huo upuzi wa kiafrika ndio unataka tuige? Huu upuzi utaupata nchi za ushuzi kama Nigeria na Tanzania. A wedding should be as brief as possible. Invite less than 50 people and get your wife.

Sio upuuzi nyie ni masikini na harusi zenu ni za kimasikini.
Ukisikia tu hata huyu demu anaongea unajua kuwa anashangaa na haelewi nini kinaendelea, anasema "kuna harusi ya bbibi harusi, harusi ya bwana harusi" but reality ni kuwa:

Inaanza Kitchen Party, wanawake watupu then Send-Off, then Wedding Party. Ila kwa walio wengine kuna zaidi yaani baada ya wedding party kuna Inner Party, hii ni wale waliofanikisha,

Hao wa Tanzania unaowaongelea ndio hawa wakundustan wenzako wanatamani wangezaliwa huko sababu ni party after party daily?


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[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

You won't find this kind of BS of throwing money at the bride in serious countries that have shown tremendous societal progress. It's the typical black man's poverty mentality - the same that sees black people in America who live on food stamps lining up to buy the latest Jordans and iphones every year.

The so called progressed societies are no different from Kenyans. Are societies that lived a difficult life and the biggest thing they have is the inherited infrastructure, and the nightmare of poverty and greed are still with them.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sio upuuzi nyie ni masikini na harusi zenu ni za kimasikini.
Ukisikia tu hata huyu demu anaongea unajua kuwa anashangaa na haelewi nini kinaendelea, anasema "kuna harusi ya bbibi harusi, harusi ya bwana harusi" but reality ni kuwa:

Inaanza Kitchen Party, wanawake watupu then Send-Off, then Wedding Party. Ila kwa walio wengine kuna zaidi yaani baada ya wedding party kuna Inner Party, hii ni wale waliofanikisha,

Sasa wewe mzee na huyo msichana mdogo ambaye labda hata hajaanza kujitegemea nani yafaa amsikize mwengine? Stop being stupid.
Yani mambo ya strip clubs mnaleta kwenye harusi alafu mnajiona wababe?

Narudia, huo ni upuzi na unafanywa nchi za kimaskini tu. Hadi humu Africa nchi zilizopiga hatua kidogo kama SA, Botswana, Mauritius huwezi pata huu upuzi. Civilized weddings are brief and short. Mbwembwe nyingi hazina maana.

 

[IamLee]

Huna hadhi ya kubishana na mimi hata kidogo.
Bishana na kondoo wa nchini kwako.
Sasa endelea. 😂😂😂

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Bongolala ni bongolala tu 😂
You are beyond rescuing mzee 😂