Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[coodip1]

Wanaanza kukubali ukweli😂😂🤣


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Acha ujinga behewa moja kwenye treni haifanyi your train kuwa top class it is still nginjanhinja with no AC and takes longer to reach its destination.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Acha ujinga behewa moja kwenye treni haifanyi your train kuwa top class it is still nginjanhinja with no AC and takes longer to reach its destination.

Nginjanginja la mkaa!

 

[ichoboy01]

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Samia amekuza Bajeti mara 2 ya Ile ya mwisho ya Mwendazake ndani ya miaka 4.5 tuu🔥🔥

Bado una swali Kwa mama?

usnambie mambo ya budget ambayo haipo kwa sasa

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Samia amekuza Bajeti mara 2 ya Ile ya mwisho ya Mwendazake ndani ya miaka 4.5 tuu🔥🔥

Bado una swali Kwa mama?

next budget when?? usinambia mambo ambayo hayapo kwa sasa mzee usiwe kama mtoto wa miaka miwili 😂😂😂😂

from 56trillion to 96trillion in just 3 yrs ahhh nimekubali mzee na hapo kuna madeni mengi yaliokopwa hvi karibuni hayajawekwa naamini yakiweka tumegonga 100trillion ndani ya miaka mitatu mitakatifu au sio 😁😁😁😁🙌🏻🙌🏻

 

[ichoboy01]

Magonjwa ya Afya ya akili yameanza kuwa serious Sasa 😄😄👇👇
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kwann ume screenshot imeandikwa na nani ??? 😂😂😂😂😂

au ndio ile okota okota chochote twitter?😂

yani ww chochote ukionacho ni kuokota tu hata hujui ni source ya wapi???😂😂😂😂😂

kweli nyumbu bado wanaishi 🙌🏻🙌🏻

 

[ichoboy01]

Huyu mama ataingia kwenye rekodi ya ufisadi mkubwa kuwahi kufanyika Africa

sisi tundelee kusifia tu 😂😂😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdLkXbrh/ cry hard nyang'au

Vyoo vyao..

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[ichoboy01]

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MY TAKE
Utopolo…

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watu wako pungufu lakini muda wote wanapeleka moto langoni mwa azam 😂😂

jana ndio nimejua yanga ni team tishio vibaya sana

 

[Geza Ulole]

watu wako pungufu lakini muda wote wanapeleka moto langoni mwa azam 😂😂

jana ndio nimejua yanga ni team tishio vibaya sana

Na kufungwa mmefungwa! 🤩🤩


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[ChoiceVariable]

kwann ume screenshot imeandikwa na nani ??? 😂😂😂😂😂

au ndio ile okota okota chochote twitter?😂

yani ww chochote ukionacho ni kuokota tu hata hujui ni source ya wapi???😂😂😂😂😂

kweli nyumbu bado wanaishi 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Na wewe toa ujinga wako hapa,hizo takwimu ziko WB na IMF.

Ndio maana nimekwambia una shida ya ugonjwa wa akili,wahi mirembe Samia ameiboresha na Kuipandisha Hadhi kuwa hospital ya Taifa ya magonjwa ya akili na wateja ndio kama wewe Sasa .

WB data 2023 👇👇

 

[BlietzKrieg]

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Imagine kukiwa na morara Tanzania?
Mtashangaa mnaishi kwa rented country.Kila kitu imeenda.
Too sad media imefinywa watu hawana sauti kabisa.
Mybe 2070 huko.
😂

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Mpumbavu yeyote akinionyesha amenities kama hizo SGR Kunyaland nahama humu! Wamebaki na kutambia seat za cabin tu! Na watanzania wajinga wanasahau tiketi zao ghali sisi Tshs 150000 tu tumelalamika!

😂😂

 

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usnambie mambo ya budget ambayo haipo kwa sasa

next budget when?? usinambia mambo ambayo hayapo kwa sasa mzee usiwe kama mtoto wa miaka miwili 😂😂😂😂

from 56trillion to 96trillion in just 3 yrs ahhh nimekubali mzee na hapo kuna madeni mengi yaliokopwa hvi karibuni hayajawekwa naamini yakiweka tumegonga 100trillion ndani ya miaka mitatu mitakatifu au sio 😁😁😁😁🙌🏻🙌🏻

Unaongea kama standard 2 😁😁😁😁

Kila mwaka Serikali Huwa inakuja na Mpango na Muongozo wa maandalizi ya Bajeti kuelekea disemba.

I wonder hivi wewe hapo hasa unachoelewa ni kipi kwenye masuala ya Uchumi na management yake? Naona Kila unachoongea unatoa Boko 😆😆.

Hata yakigonga 200trilion Kuna tatizo kwani?

Vipi tena hiyo 56T imetoka wapi wakati mlisema mnajenga Kwa pesa zenu na hamkopi? 🚮🚮🚮

Cheki hapa implementation ya Bajeti ya 2023/2024 hapa 👇👇

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Mwisho, Bajeti ya SSH ya mwaka 2025/26 ni mara 2 ya Bajeti ya Mwendazake ya 2020/21.

Extra ordinary performance

 

[Geza Ulole]

Imagine kukiwa na morara Tanzania?
Mtashangaa mnaishi kwa rented country.Kila kitu imeenda.
Too sad media imefinywa watu hawana sauti kabisa.
Mybe 2070 huko.
😂

Kuna mpumbavu NairobiWalker alikuwa anaokota picha anadai Rombo Tanzania kupo ovyo!


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[buffalo44]

Majitu yamekuwa mpumbavu sana humu yaani badala ya kuweka Ligi ya mambo ya msingi mnajadili personalities zenu mara kuwapa,mara sura mara mboo, upuuzi 🚮🚮

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[buffalo44]

Imagine kukiwa na morara Tanzania?
Mtashangaa mnaishi kwa rented country.Kila kitu imeenda.
Too sad media imefinywa watu hawana sauti kabisa.
Mybe 2070 huko.
😂

Unadhani hawapo?

Wapo tu katafute Twitter wamejaa.

Good things hua inasaidia kuleta government response afadhali huyo Morara wenu ana adabu kuliko wetu hawa.

Kingine matumizi ya pesa ya serikali Kenya sio kama Tanzania eti Billion zitegwe alafu barabara isiwepo? Kwa viongozi naowajua wapenda sifa kupitia miradi sahau.

 

[coodip1]

Watanzania wanajipiga vifua na hawana chochote😂😂🤣, mbona udanganyane? Ukishadanganyana utasaidika aje?😂😂

Tunayo treni ya umeme na brt nyie mnazo?

 

[Geza Ulole]

Tunayo treni ya umeme na brt nyie mnazo?

Tuna modern bus terminal all over the country, speed catamaran boats na modern ferries Indian Ocean, wao wanazo?