Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Unaposema Frequency unamaanisha nini? Zimepata hitilafu mara ngapi? Kwa kumbukumbu yangu ni mara tatu tu tangu tuanze.

Tatu in less than 3 months. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kwa hivyo kila mwezi itakua ikipata hitilafu.

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://youtu.be/KyMPVdKNcL4?si=wzG_CgbqaE391_YR
TAA au Matuta?!😃

ila taa zitatengeza foleni ya hatari

 

[ichoboy01]

2 years later, the trial period haijawai isha. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wacheni jokes.

ww mwehu SGR yetu imeanza kazi lini ??

nijibu bila hasira plz😂😂😂

 

[nairobae]

ww mwehu SGR yetu imeanza kazi lini ??

nijibu bila hasira plz😂😂😂

Trial mulianza lini? Nijibu bila hasira plz? 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[The best 007]

Benjamin Mkapa is not a football stadium and it's outdated.

Mkenya unapata wapi audacity ya kuongelea stadium mbele ya mtanzania, mpaka sasa mnacheza nje ya nchi yenu kutokana na kukosa uwanja, kaa kimya.

 

[instanbul]

😂😂 mambo kwa ground

View: https://x.com/morarakebasosnr/status/1833813955858317355?s=46

Bora wamesema wenyew...wakenya wenye akili....mimi nikisema naonekana na chuki...

Nairobi city ni decaying city nowadays.... horizontal infrastructure ni ovyo kabisa.... mitaa mingi hata ile ya matajiri haina sidewalks, ina open sewage system, Barabara ni chafu bila kusahau nyaya za stima kila mahali

 

[babayao255]

View: https://x.com/kenyansays/status/1833906471722971623?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

 

[coodip1]

hapa wameenda kutafuta picha za majengo

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[babayao255]

Naona figure zimekushtua. Pole sana waulize youtuber wenu kama kuna trip wa;ienda na treni haukujaa. In fact watu wanataka more trips ila TRC wako reluctant hawawezi kutumia hizi numbers kuweka ratiba ya kudumu kwasababu mpaka sasa hawajui ni real demand au ndio wale wanapanda kutoa gundu.
Ni hivi treni inabeba abiria kama 970 full capacity, amua wewe utapunguza wangapi upate figure unayotaka halafu zidisha mara 4 trips za Dar-Dom-Dar na 4 trips za Dar-Moro-Dar.
Halafu usitupangie treni yetu ifanye nini. Ndio maana unaona tumenunua coaches za abiria tu for now tunajua when tutaanza na mizigo usitupangie. Wewe deal na lile gari moshi lenu. Hivi ushawahi hata kulipanda? I dont think so! Wala sishangai hata wale youtuber wenu wengi hawajawahi kupanda gari moshi lenu ila washapanda sgr ya Tz.

TAZARA loading....

Ruti mbili tu za asubuhi tayari unapata abiria 2,000. 😂😂😂

 

[coodip1]

I was forgetting your demand is 900MW😂😂😁

Prove it acha propaganda za mama Ngina.

 

[RRONDO]

Ruti mbili tu za asubuhi tayari unapata abiria 2,000. 😂😂😂

Hawa wivu unawasumbua! Hawajui sasa hivi watu vichwa vinawauma wataongeza vipi ukubwa wa station!

 

[ichoboy01]

Trial mulianza lini? Nijibu bila hasira plz? 🤣 🤣 🤣

huna akili wewe SGR toka imeanza haijamaliza hata miezi mitatu unataka kunambia mkandarasi atakua kashamaliza kazi yake au?? ikiwa treni yenu mpaka leo miaka 7 inasimamiwa na wachina 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Ndio akili zako hizo.., eti kigezo cha city ni transport system.., pia kutumia punda is also a system of transport kilaza, ama utabisha? ujinga mzigo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

Don't confuse transport system Vs means of transport, mumbi.

 

[coodip1]

Does these hands looks like they are for doing hard work?😂😂🤣

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Umeumie eh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trust me hiyo mikono imejeruhiwa sana na kazi ndio maana picha yako na rollers ukiwa college ulikunja vidole kuficha sugu.😁

 

[President of China]

Tatu in less than 3 months. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kwa hivyo kila mwezi itakua ikipata hitilafu.

Sababu ni nyingi sana zinazokufanya uumie. Pole, tunajua mtazoea tu kama kwenye BRT.

Baadae mtaziandika fossil treni zenu Electric Only 😀 😀 😀

 

[coodip1]

Does these hands looks like they are for doing hard work?😂😂🤣

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Does these hands looks - wrong
Do these hands look - right
English ya mama Ng 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

huna akili wewe SGR toka imeanza haijamaliza hata miezi mitatu unataka kunambia mkandarasi atakua kashamaliza kazi yake au?? ikiwa treni yenu mpaka leo miaka 7 inasimamiwa na wachina 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kwa hivyo trial haikuanza 2 years ago? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Au hujui maana ya trial.
Sisi sio wajinga kama nyinyi, wachina wanajua kufanya transition ili wakiondoka wanawacha fully skilled staff. Bongoslum munafanya guess work, kila uchao treni lazima zipate hitilafu ju hamna skills.

 

[Teargas]

Umeumie eh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trust me hiyo mikono imejeruhiwa sana na kazi ndio maana picha yako na rollers ukiwa college ulikunja vidole kuficha sugu.😁

Uko na hasira za kuwa na mikono ngumu😂😂🤣😂. I’m sure skin of your palm is pilled off, a sign of suffering. 😂😂

 

[Teargas]

👆
Does these hands looks - wrong
Do these hands look - right
English ya mama Ng 🤣🤣🤣

Tangu lini mtanzania akajua Kingereza?

 

[President of China]

Tangu lini mtanzania akajua Kingereza?

Kama wewe ndiye msomi kwenye ukoo wenu, basi wazazi wako wamesomesha kondoo