Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

This one in Soweto Kibera started last year.
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Wacha kujidanganya, kibera mnaichukia lkn hakuna dalili yoyote ya kuondoka, kama unabisha niweke mapicha ya kibera kutoka Google sahizi, actually ma slums huko Kenya hayapo kibera tu, Kenya nzima imezungukwa na ma slums.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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[The best 007]

Sama boy 255 na marafiki wake wanahujumu elekrik tireini🤣🤣😂

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We black man mbn naona kama unajipost mwenyewe, hao umefanana nao wewe usimsingizie sama boy, wewe ndiyo uko kama hao kuanzia rangi mpaka mikono, usimsingizie sama boy kwanza humuwezi kivyote, sama boy ni handsome boy ila wewe umekomaa mikono mpaka uso 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Wanatapatapa lakini hakuna anayewashobokea tena; ha ha ha😎😎

Just imagine, mtu anajiita supa pawa ofu isiti afilika halafu anajieleza kweli. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Just imagine, mtu anajiita supa pawa ofu isiti afilika halafu anajieleza kweli. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Na sasa hivi hatuendi vitani tena kama ilivyokuwa vita ya Kagera iliyoturudisha sana kimaendeleo tunawatimulia vumbi huku wanaona hivi hivi😎😎

 

[The best 007]

Hellow Mr Red eyes 👀 Nicxie a.k.a Mandonga, umekimbia uzi auu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Huyu bongo zozo anaitangaza sana Tanzania, angalia alivyowafunika wakenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[The best 007]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👉👀

 

[Marcelly]

Mwishoe wakatoka nduki mambo yanabadilika kwa kasi ya ajabu sana

Huyu bongo zozo anaitangaza sana Tanzania, angalia alivyowafunika wakenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[Teargas]

Hellow black man hizo ni changamoto ndogondogo zitatatuliwa utake usitake, na usisahau kwa East Africa ndiyo treni ya kwanza ya umeme, kwahiyo tupo katika kujifunza, mambo yatakaa sawa japo unaonekana kuumizwa sn na maendeleo ya Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kwani wewe watchman Huoni shida train ikikwama Mara saba kwa miezi miwili? Huoni mshalemewa kuendesha SGR?😂😂

 

[Teargas]

We black man mbn naona kama unajipost mwenyewe, hao umefanana nao wewe usimsingizie sama boy, wewe ndiyo uko kama hao kuanzia rangi mpaka mikono, usimsingizie sama boy kwanza humuwezi kivyote, sama boy ni handsome boy ila wewe umekomaa mikono mpaka uso 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unatafuta Sama boy 255 aka baboon man akusaide? Nimekulemea ama? Kwanza huyo mwenye unaita haezinireply, muoga kama panya. Nilimtuma aende aulize kama babake alikuwa ni binadamu ama baboon lakini amekataa kurudi na jibu😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Hawa watu washalemewa na hii kitu😂😂🤣


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[Teargas]

kama BRT ndio imewashinda to operate, SGR ndio wataweza?😂😂🤣


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[Teargas]

Just by the looks of things these trains are second hand😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Just by the looks of things these trains are second hand😂😂🤣

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Bonge la picha mwanangu ❤️ ❤️ 😘 😘 😍 🇹🇿 🇹🇿 🔥 🔥 🔥

Asante sana mkulima a.k.a mkono wa jembe.

 

[Teargas]

Bonge la picha mwanangu ❤️ ❤️ 😘 😘 😍 🇹🇿 🇹🇿 🔥 🔥 🔥

Asante sana mkulima a.k.a mkono wa jembe.
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Refurbished train ilikwama for 9hrs msituni, hivi mna akili nyinyi?😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

Kulikoni bwana watchman?😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Mitumba yakwama tena kwa mara ya saba Ngerengere😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

😂😂🤣


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