Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Miaka saba with Plate number KCF 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unambdanganya nani?

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Ushamdaka, huwa hawajui kuongopa kwasababu hawako makini hawa malazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Napenda black clothes. If you only use black to attend funerals then bado uko stone age. Kwanza hizo hizo ndio ntavaa nikikuja kukuzika cause I know you will die soon😂😂🤣

Eti napenda black clothes, black clothes zenyewe sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[The best 007]

SGR 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Eti napenda black clothes, black clothes zenyewe sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 View attachment 3078887

Wewe jamaa nimekuambia nangoja Ukimwi ikumalize nikuje nikuzike kama nimevaa hizo nguo😂😂🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Wewe jamaa nimekuambia nangoja Ukimwi ikumalize nikuje nikuzike kama nimevaa hizo nguo😂😂🤣😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

SGR 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Ulitoa virusi vya ukimwi wapi? Ulizaliwa nayo ama ulitumbukiza mahali pabaya?😂😂🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Hii ngoma inaonekana kabisa uzi umepita, huyu msenge nna 200% ni fukara alafu mshamba mnoo, uzi uleeeeee👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Hii ngoma inaonekana kabisa uzi umepita, huyu msenge nna 200% ni fukara alafu mshamba mnoo, uzi uleeeeee👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mimi naezakulisha bwana watchman. Usijitese bure juu yangu cause I can pay your full year salary.

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[The best 007]

Picha ni ya kitambo bro, siko hapo sahii.
Huyo jamaa wa kuomba lift anataka kuleta siasa kwa gari langu naye hata mkokoteni hana. Nimeachana naye. Mbona mtu wa University uanze kujibizana na mtu hakuenda hata kindergarten. 🤣 🤣

Kwenda zako huko, kakudaka unashindwa kujibu hoja, umeulizwa gari ya miaka 7 inakuwa na plate number K? Ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu msenge wewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hii ngoma inaonekana kabisa uzi umepita, huyu msenge nna 200% ni fukara alafu mshamba mnoo, uzi uleeeeee👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Black juu mpaka chini! Nina uhakika shida ya maji Nairobi inafanya kuvaa hivyo!

 

[Teargas]

Kwenda zako huko, kakudaka unashindwa kujibu hoja, umeulizwa gari ya miaka 7 inakuwa na number K? Ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu msenge wewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe watchman unajua nini kwa magari? 😂😂🤣😂. K is a constant letter in K and it represents Kenya😂🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Mimi naezakulisha bwana watchman. Usijitese bure juu yangu cause I can pay your full year salary.

Sawa 👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Wewe watchman unajua nini kwa magari? 😂😂🤣😂. K is a constant letter in K and it represents Kenya😂🤣😂

Sawa 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Sawa 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3078893

Uko hata na baiskeli? Ama juu wewe ni fukara unataka wote tuwe kama wewe?😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

Huyu watchman aka The best 007 siku hizi ako na mauchungu sana. Sijui ni vile nilimwambia ako na virusi vya ukimwi😂😂🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Huo ni ushamba aina gani? Hawa majamaa bana. Mimi T-Shirt zangu zote ni black or white, jeans zangu ni black, grey and blue. Yani hawa ni wale utawapata wamevaa trao ya yellow na shati ya pink. 🤣 🤣

babayao255 naomba picha za huyu msenge akiwa na babaake tafadhali 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[The best 007]

Huyu watchman aka The best 007 siku hizi ako na mauchungu sana. Sijui ni vile nilimwambia ako na virusi vya ukimwi😂😂🤣😂

Kwani we ukimwi unaona ni kitu cha ajabu? Mm nakuchapa fimbo za kweli we unaleta uchale 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Uko hata na baiskeli? Ama juu wewe ni fukara unataka wote tuwe kama wewe?😂😂🤣😂

Tajiri ndiyo huyu?👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Kwani we ukimwi unaona ni kitu cha ajabu? Mm nakuchapa fimbo za kweli we unaleta uchale 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3078905

Mimi naongea ukweli. Uko na ukimwi ama huna?😂😂😂