Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Mimi naongea ukweli. Uko na ukimwi ama huna?😂😂😂


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Sawa ninao 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Tajiri ndiyo huyu?👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3078909

Unajua naezakulisha wewe na familia yako?😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Sawa ninao 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3078911

Umeenda hospitali? Ama unangoja kuambukiza wengine?😂😂🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Mimi naongea ukweli. Uko na ukimwi ama huna?😂😂😂


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Yani hamna shida ninao 👇 👇 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

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Shida unao ni ya ufukara na ugonjwa wa ukimwi😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

The best 007 Naona kucha zako ni chafu na ngoni pia imebambuka, Kwani unachimba makaburi?😂😂🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Huyo alipata kazi ya uwatchman serikalini akaona amefika. Kila mara, ''nimeajiriwa na serikali''. Alafu serikali yenyewe ni ya Bongo inayolipa clinical officer 25k za Kenya kwa mwezi, sasa yeye watchman atafikisha 10k kweli? 🤣 🤣

Hata ukisema nmeajiriwa kama Watchman serikalini niunaji console tu, ukweli ni kwamba unajua vzr nina kazi nzuri, na ni handsome pia unlike you Kenyans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Ngoja niangalie ligi bora EA, Simba Vs Fountain gate, uwanja wa KMC, uwanja mpya kabisa, natumai wakenya wanaangalia kupitia Azam.

 

[Teargas]

Hata ukisema nmeajiriwa kama Watchman serikalini niunaji console tu, ukweli ni kwamba unajua vzr nina kazi nzuri, na ni handsome pia unlike you Kenyans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kazi ya watchman ni kazi nzuri? Ebu tuonyeshe job offer letter yako kama indeed wewe sio watchman😂😂🤣😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[The best 007]

Meusi kama makucha zako
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We naye macho mekundu ka mchawi, hebu nenda kafie mbele huko, angalia bichwa lako, linakaa diesel locomotive Kenyan train.

 

[Reborn tkd]

The best 007 Naona kucha zako ni chafu na ngoni pia imebambuka, Kwani unachimba makaburi?😂😂🤣🤣

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Huyu jamaa bila Shaka anajitia vidole akiosha mqundu mpana.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huyu watchman aka The best 007 siku hizi ako na mauchungu sana. Sijui ni vile nilimwambia ako na virusi vya ukimwi😂😂🤣😂

Wewe unataka kuua kijana wa mtu.😂

 

[Teargas]

Gor Mahia inaua mtu 😂😂🤣


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[Teargas]

Mbona uchokoze Gor Mahia.? Kuna mwenye amekula ngumi 😂😂🤣😂


View: https://x.com/OfficialGMFC/status/1827706556873679278

 

[Reborn tkd]

Huwezi amini huu mpira ndio umewashinda watanzakundu.

View: https://x.com/TeyaKevin/status/1827708462631096599?t=QBN6g4GkyHWVa1LK3bEwSw&s=19

 

[The best 007]

Excuses galore

Mr. Red Eyes upooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Wewe unataka kuua kijana wa mtu.😂

But that hand alone should tell you something about the health of that watchman aka The best 007 😂🤣😂

 

[The best 007]

Nyonga shingo. Gor Mahia is the husband of all East African teams.


View: https://x.com/OfficialGMFC/status/1827682921366409314

Nafurahi sn kuona mnakuja kumaamake nakuambia ile siku Gor Mahia itakutana na Yanga ndiyo mtajui hamjui, mm nataka mkutane na Yanga japo sio level yenu, no wonder mliomba mfundishwe na Yanga wakapotezea mana nyie bado sanaa. Sasa pambaneni mfike group stage kumaamaeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Huwezi amini huu mpira ndio umewashinda watanzakundu.

View: https://x.com/TeyaKevin/status/1827708462631096599?t=QBN6g4GkyHWVa1LK3bEwSw&s=19

Kuna wenye wametolewa 1st Preliminary round😂🤣😂