Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

NairobiWalker here is your ukimwi guy aka watchman/Cleaner aka The best 007 😂😂🤣👇👇


Mtu alisema ati anaezakuwa one of these three; Watchman, cleaner ama cook🤣🤣😂
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Amevaa shati ama shati ndio imemvaa?🤣🤣🤣

 

[game over]

Pole kijana. Niliresign pekee yangu😂😂👇👇

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You resigned from your designation as sales representative?

 

[Nicxie]

Umemshtua mapema, ungemwacha alale akizinduka NBO imegeuka New York 😁

Btw what happened to the phrase "New York of Africa"? New York ilisombwa na maji?😂

 

[Reborn tkd]

Alafu jamaa kamekonda bwana, ni kama Ukimwi inamumaliza😂😂🤣. Wewe The best 007 unakufa lini tukuje mazishi?😂😂🤣

Bana, shati limemvaa huyu watchman. Hawezi vuka nyali bridge kwa miguu upepo utamtupa mbali sana maana ana kilo 50

 

[Teargas]

Amevaa shati ama shati ndio imemvaa?🤣🤣🤣

Jamaa hakana Afya, no wonder akiskia mtu amekula 5* Hotel anashangaa😂😂🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Hoa maku ligi yao 1 na south sudan na somalia,njaa moto

Halafu unamletea takwimu za umoja wa taifa yeye anakuletea sijui takwimu za wapi.
Umoja wa Mataifa unasema kabisa Kenya ni miongoni mwa mataifa yanayohitaji msaada wa nje wa chakula,na hiyo ni ripoti ya mwaka 2024 mwaka huu july mwezi uliopita tu hapo.
Jinga sana hili jamaa.
Ukiachana na hilo Kenya ni miongoni mwa mataifa 28+ ya Afrika yaliyo katika orodha ya kupokea msaada wa chakula kutoka World Food Program(WFP).
Tena vyakula vingine vinachukuliwa au kununuliwa hapa hapa Tanzania na WFP.
Halafu jinga linashupalia shingo.

 

[game over]

What do you have? This is mine at 27yrs😍😍. Wewe uko na nini at 35yrs?😂😂👇👇👇

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Platz 😀😀😀

 

[Teargas]

You resigned from your designation as sales representative?

Leo umekuja na sales representative?😂😂🤣🤣. Leo tena mimi sio chemist dispenser?😂😂🤣🤣. Kesho ntakuwa nini? Hawker ama?😂😂🤣

 

[Reborn tkd]

Amevaa shati ama shati ndio imemvaa?🤣🤣🤣

Huyo jamaa anaugua sio utani, tumtakie afueni ya haraka 😂

 

[game over]

Mobius is going nowhere. 👏👏👏👏🫡🫡🫡


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So where will they sale their worthless overpriced jalopies?

 

[Teargas]

So where will they sale their worthless overpriced jalopies?

Kwani hizo zenye wameuza walikuwa wanauza Tanzania?😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Platz 😀😀😀

Platz maybe upate huko Tanzania cause in Kenya we don’t allow importation of 20yr old kama Tanzania 😂😂

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Teargas ukiona wakihate wahurumie, ndio hawa picha zao hizi. 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Ni kijana mwenye muonekano mzurina afya njema.Ni ngumu kumuona Mkenya hata wa kike mwenye muonekano huu.

 

[Teargas]

Amevaa shati ama shati ndio imemvaa?🤣🤣🤣

Umeona kucha zake? Jamaa ako na signs and Symptoms of HIV😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

NairobiWalker here is your ukimwi guy aka watchman/Cleaner aka The best 007 😂😂🤣👇👇


Mtu alisema ati anaezakuwa one of these three; Watchman, cleaner ama cook🤣🤣😂
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So it’s not a joke.. Kumbe Best 007 ni Mlika Mwizi carrier kule Airport… it’s ok.. Kazi ni Kazi ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

kwamba hii ni city ?

It is better than Mbeya city in every aspect

 

[game over]

Kwanza kucha zenyewe zinakaa zimekatwa kutumia meno😂😂🤣😁👇👇👇

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Leo umekuja na sales representative?😂😂🤣🤣. Leo tena mimi sio chemist dispenser?😂😂🤣🤣. Kesho ntakuwa nini? Hawker ama?😂😂🤣

Pharma sales representative. what best can a pharmacy technician do ? Sales of generic products from India.

 

[game over]

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Shall we battle that city Vs mbeya ?

 

[Nicxie]

Shall we battle that city Vs mbeya ?

That would be a waste of time

 

[Teargas]

Pharma sales representative. what best can a pharmacy technician do ? Sales of generic products from India.

Who told you I’m a pharma technician? 😂😂. Kwa akili zako Mtu wa sales hukuwa kwa analysis lab?😂😂🤣