Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

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Mtambo wa chang'aa

👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Dodoma SGR station. View attachment 3053129Ile picha ya yule kondoo Teargas ni picha inayoonesha treni ikiondoka station. Picha ya treni ikiwa station ni hii hapa.

Na kwasababu treni yetu haitoi moshi huwezi kujua kama inaenda au imesimama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

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VS


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/4xpb38Gt1z0?si=KHQlD1VfX0AUVGG3


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/xeRUkKk6M58?si=tUIu7s53CG_jNCgN

Umemaanisha kuangaliana na strangers for 8 damn hours btn Nairobi and Mombasa kama economy class yenu sio? Mapazia za matambara ya buluuu yaleee 😂😂
Teargas

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

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Kunyan ukitaka kujua hawana akili angalia wanavyocompare mtambo wa chang'aa wao na electric train 😀

 

[The best 007]

Mnafurahishwa na vitu za kawaida sana. Dinning coach ni buffet, sio juice na mandazi zenye mnapewa uko🤣🤣😂.

Kenyan SGR economy Class
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Ila huyu jamaa kichaa kweli kweli aisee, picha gn hii kaweka nimecheka sanaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Mnafurahishwa na vitu za kawaida sana. Dinning coach ni buffet, sio juice na mandazi zenye mnapewa uko🤣🤣😂.

Kenyan SGR economy Class
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Teargass kaamua kuwa chale kama Chaplin 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Deep fake!.. and am sure you know it

Pia hii ni fake 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

COW wakigombania title ya kuwa Singapore of Africa

View: https://youtu.be/Kn_kljIbayw?si=hVHt05Js7AQXvB1P

VS


View: https://youtu.be/xX0ozxrZlEQ?si=W0P0tW0zlQMdyDlw

 

[Geza Ulole]

A reason why SGR Kenya’s first class= SGR Tanzania’s economy class! See leg spacing, leather seats, charger spots with USB provisions for each seat, bigger cabins, WIFI, HVAC, entertainment screens n modernity with drawdown window shades na si matambara!


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/4MmUyq1812s?si=O8wJn0nxCJAImjx2

VS


View: https://youtu.be/wPLLXzAtObs?si=XE7Db8mp_QcA0iIA

Wachawi Teargas, mwathadan n NairobiWalker mnapata wapi nguvu ya kujifananisha? Tukiwaamulia humu ndani mtakimbia! Ujirani wema unatufanya tuwavumilie!

 

[The best 007]

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Hapa kitu kikishafika speed 50 na kuendelea moshi uongezeka 😀

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇

 

[babayao255]

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🇹🇿

 

[The best 007]

Kenya is a power house. We can sent our ordinary police to arrest Suluhu if we wished
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Nyie ni majokers, yn nchi inatuma wanajeshi wake kwenda kupambana na gangsters kweli, alafu sasa hao ma gangster wenyewe hawana uhusiano wowote na Kenya, nyie wakenya ni Mavi kabisa wallahi 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[MlimaSayuni]

Karne hii watu wanatumia smoking snail train 😂😂😂

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Hao Watu wanaiaga au 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Teargass kaamua kuwa chale kama Chaplin 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3053420

Ukiachana na huyo mwamba aliyebeba Mikate ya boflo, cheki hizo Doris ha za SGR Yao 😂😂😂 no wonder huyu mpumbavu Teargas alikua anashangalia zile shades za zile coaches zao mpya 😂😂 hizi coaches za economy kenya ni sawa na coaches za Goz-Gerezani au Ubungo-Gerezani 😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Pia hii ni fake 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hii chombo inatumia makaa ya mawe? 😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Hao Watu wanaiaga au 🤣 🤣 🤣

We acha tu mkuu, yn mambo ya kizamani kinoma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Karne hii watu wanatumia haya matakataka 😂😂😂

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Tumejipanga kijana. Hizo ni vichwa vya kutumika tu kwa port. Wakati nyinyi mnatumia lorry kutoa behewa from port to yard, sisi tunatumia trains😂😂🤣👇👇

 

[President of China]

Mwonekano huu ni Magical

 

[Teargas]

Why mnapenda kumpa attention?

You can’t assume my beatings. That’s why even you unakuwa forced to respond to my comments after umeumizwa na truths that I’m saying.😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Tumejipanga kijana. Hizo ni vichwa vya kutumika tu kwa port. Wakati nyinyi mnatumia lorry kutoa behewa from port to yard, sisi tunatumia trains😂😂🤣👇👇

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Mzee issue ya fossil vs Electric tumeshaimaliza. Tafadhali leta mada nyingie. We are not stupid kama mlivyo huko Kenya