Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Mwonekano huu ni Magical


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Magical kitu gani? That disorganized station ndio unaita magical?😂😂🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mzee issue ya fossil vs Electric tumeshaimaliza. Tafadhali leta mada nyingie. We are not stupid kama mlivyo huko Kenya

Remember that fossil has a maximum speed of 200km/h while your Electric can’t go beyond 120km/h😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Hii ni SGR yenu? Mbona kama MGR ya kigoma.imterior or TAZARA

SGR yetu watu hawapewi mandazi na juice kama huko kwenu😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Magical kitu gani? That disorganized station ndio unaita magical?😂😂🤣🤣

Nadhani unanijua. Unakumbuka ulipigwa ban. So unatakiwa uwe mstaarabu. Hatuwezi kuwa na mada kama wavuta bangi hapa. We are discussing serious issues.

So unatakiwa kukubaliana na uhalisia. La sivyo nitaanza tena..

 

[Teargas]

Are you sure!?

Dead serious.

 

[The best 007]

SGR yetu watu hawapewi mandazi na juice kama huko kwenu😂😂🤣

👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Capt Richie]

Nyie ni majokers, yn nchi inatuma wanajeshi wake kwenda kupambana na gangsters kweli, alafu sasa hao ma gangster wenyewe hawana uhusiano wowote na Kenya, nyie wakenya ni Mavi kabisa wallahi 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

We bana akili yako iko sawa!?

 

[Teargas]

Nadhani unanijua. Unakumbuka ulipigwa ban. So unatakiwa uwe mstaarabu. Hatuwezi kuwa na mada kama wavuta bangi hapa. We are discussing serious issues.

So unatakiwa kukubaliana na uhalisia. La sivyo nitaanza tena..

Kwenda huko, jifinye jinga hii🤣🤣😂😂.

I’ll discuss anything I see fit for me. Wether you like it or not mimi sijali 😂😂🤣🤣.

Na usinitishe na ban cause I DON’T CARE 😂

 

[Teargas]

👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hapo umeona mandazi? 😂😂🤣🤣

Imagine in Tanzania mtu mkubwa anapewa mandazi ya 5 bob😂🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Hii picha kila nikiitazama nacheka sn 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Unataka kusema hakuna mabehewa yaliyofunikwa!?

Behewa mbili ndio zimefunikwa. Zingine zote ni kuchomwa na jua proper😂😂🤣🤣👇👇

 

[Teargas]

Hii picha kila nikiitazama nacheka sn 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Ushapata pesa ya kupanda SGR yenu? Ama bado unangoja ulipwe mishahara ya watchman Mara tatu ndio uweze kufika Morogoro?😂😂

 

[President of China]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Nikiangalia hii station yenu ya Nairobi huwa nacheka sn, yani mtu anakaa juu akitaka ku board anashuka chini 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So ulitaka watu wavuke rails vile mnavuka huko kwenu? Kenya tumejibpanga bwana watchman. And because of that our trains are able to operate in the same station at the same time. Something that will never happen in Tanzania.

 

[Teargas]

Wakuu oneni bichwa la ng'ombe hapo juu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 View attachment 3053394

Remember that train has higher maximum speed than Tanzanian trains😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Weka video tuone ikikimbia speed kubwa kuliko ya Tanzania tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Video gani tena unataka when I already shown you what’s most important. Our trains have a maximum speed of 200km/h while your trains have a maximum speed of 180km/h. Not forgetting zile EMU zenu with a maximum speed of 165k /h😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

 

[Teargas]

Angalia upumbavu mwingine huu kama wa Nairobi terminal, yani abiria ili apande hiyo treni inabidi atoke chini apande juu alafu ashuke chini, Kenya ni Mavi 🤣 🤣 🤣
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So ulitaka watembee juu ya reli?😂😂🤣🤣.

Hapa hatutumii akili zako za uwatchman😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

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One has a maximum speed of 200km/h while the other has a maximum speed of 165km/h😂😂🤣.

One is multipurpose while the other is limited. So continue kutumia hiyo akili yako mbovu kuangalia urembo😂😂🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

One has a maximum speed of 200km/h while the other has a maximum speed of 165km/h😂😂🤣.

One is multipurpose while the other is limited. So continue kutumia hiyo akili yako mbovu kuangalia urembo😂😂🤣

Hii story ya maximum speed inanichelesha sana 😂😂😂😂 anyway share with us the train schedule from Nairobi -Mombasa watu wa nataka kulingalisha which one goes faster 😂😂😂😂