Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Hebu angalieni budget ya mishahara na budget ya maendeleo ndio utaona hawa watu kweli wamechanganyikiwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Haya majitu yanaliwa kama manguruwe aiseee, utayasikia yakijisifu bajeti kubwa kumbe yote inaenda kulipa mishahara.

 

[Teargas]

Mmehamisha goli kwenye number of passengers tena? 😁

Kwani ni uongo JNIA is handling the same passengers as Mombasa Airport?

Siku mtafikia hizi numbers za JKIA kujeni tuongee. 8.2M passengers in 2023 for JKIA, JNIA ni 1.5M.

 

[Teargas]

Hiyo picha katengeneza sasa umemshika, hapo anapambana apate nyingine yenye muhuri, yn yeye akiongopa ndio anajisikia raha, wakenya ni wajinga sn.

Wewe watchman tafuta watu wa kucheza nao. Wakati mwenzako anakula lunch ya Ksh110 mimi nakula za Ksh4050. Ama hii pia nimetengeneza?😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Wewe watchman tafuta watu wa kucheza nao. Wakati mwenzako anakula lunch ya Ksh110 mimi nakula za Ksh4050. Ama hii pia nimetengeneza?😂😂😂

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Si nilisema mimi, huyu jamaa ana background mbaya, sasa hapo lunch kala tangu tarehe 8 mwezi wa tano lkn katunza risiti mpk leo, wakenya aiseee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Hii imekaa kama unyayo wa Punda wa LAMU 😂

Wayo*
Unyayo ndio nini. 🚮 🚮 🚮

 

[Teargas]

Si nilisema mimi, huyu jamaa ana background mbaya, sasa hapo lunch kala tangu tarehe 8 mwezi wa tano lkn katunza risiti mpk leo, wakenya aiseee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kuna kitu inaitwa transaction statements, they keep records of payment and you can even retrieve payments done on in 2005 using the mobile money apps.

But since hutaki statements, acha nikuonyeshe messages of payment basi for date 9 May😂😂.

Remember I don't eat in Kibanda kama nyinyi. On 8th May it was Two Rivers Mall, on 9th Sasa ni Garden City Mall.

 

[The best 007]

Siku hizi hata huna courage ya kushindana na mimi😂😂

Niko Chiken Inn Nakula Kuja nikupe kabite.

Hapa kalikuwa kame screen shot risiti ya mwezi wa tano kakasema eti kapo Chicken Inn ili nibishe kapost picha, nikawa nimekagundua kakakausha, baada ya kuona watu hawana habari naye baadae kakapost alafu kakawa kamesahau kuficha tarehe, angalia huo muda kalisema kapo Chicken Inn ndiyo muda huo huo kali screen shot. Haka kajamaa kana fake sn life eti nipo Chicken Inn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Kuna kitu inaitwa transaction statements, they keep records of payment and you can even retrieve payments done on in 2005 using the mobile money apps.

But since hutaki statements, acha nikuonyeshe messages of payment basi for date 9 May😂😂.

Remember I don't eat in Kibanda kama nyinyi. On 8th May it was Two Rivers Mall, on 9th Sasa ni Garden City Mall.

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Unaficha nn sasa, nani asiyejua wewe ni mzee wa ku download mipesa na vitu mbalimbali mitandaoni, wewe si nilikupa jina la bwana mapesa au umenisahau 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[babayao255]

Hapa kalikuwa kame screen shot risiti ya mwezi wa tano kakasema eti kapo Chicken Inn ili nibishe kapost picha, nikawa nimekagundua kakakausha, baada ya kuona watu hawana habari naye baadae kakapost alafu kakawa kamesahau kuficha tarehe, angalia huo muda kalisema kapo Chicken Inn ndiyo muda huo huo kali screen shot. Haka kajamaa kana fake sn life eti nipo Chicken Inn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3016399

😂😂😂

 

[coodip1]

🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿
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Hawa nyangau tumewaacha mbali mkuu infrastructure kama hii hata Nairobi hakuna na nje ya Naipori ndio wala usiseme kabisaaaa

 

[Teargas]

Unaficha nn sasa, nani asiyejua wewe ni mzee wa ku download mipesa na vitu mbalimbali mitandaoni, wewe si nilikupa jina la bwana mapesa au umenisahau 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unalia ukiwa wapi? Najua mmezoea kula kwa mavibanda😂😂

31st May.

 

[The Sunk Cost Fallacy 2]

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[The Sunk Cost Fallacy 2]

View: https://twitter.com/HusseinBashe/status/1801196080601714756?t=CKh_FVLd7Txk4JDizCZsPA&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/shambamedia/status/1801204429795819527?t=ElPSKWGX8j6jGBFzZ0WgXQ&s=19

 

[The best 007]

Unalia ukiwa wapi? Najua mmezoea kula kwa mavibanda😂😂

31st May.
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Tatizo background yako inafanya uwe mshamba.

 

[The Sunk Cost Fallacy 2]

View: https://twitter.com/Jambotv_/status/1801211692992344166?t=r1b4lVq3S_3Xkvuyd7CvTQ&s=19

 

[Teargas]

Tatizo background yako inafanya uwe mshamba.

Mbona umenyenyekea tena?😂😂😂

Nikuongeze zingine ama niache tu? So mtu akiringia watu smocha ya 110 sio ushamba lakini nikiletea transactions zangu having meals of 4,840 then inakuwa ushamba? Kama iko hivo then I’m happy to be mshamba😂😂😂.

Acha nikupe ya bei ya chini maybe unaezapata tena nguvu ya kupingana na mimi 😂 😂

Anyway hii ndio ya mwisho, nimeacha kupost hizi screenshots Sasa😂

 

[coodip1]

Machawa wamechoka sasa. EACOP on course.

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

 

[Teargas]

Kisii has got better roads than Mwanza.

 

[The Sunk Cost Fallacy 2]

Mbona umenyenyekea tena?😂😂😂

Nikuongeze zingine ama niache tu? So mtu akiringia watu smocha ya 110 sio ushamba lakini nikiletea transactions zangu having meals of 4,840 then inakuwa ushamba? Kama iko hivo then I’m happy to be mshamba😂😂😂.

Acha nikupe ya bei ya chini maybe unaezapata tena nguvu ya kupingana na mimi 😂 😂

Anyway hii ndio ya mwisho, nimeacha kupost hizi screenshots Sasa😂

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Hiyo ni gesti house tuu ambayo.pembeni Kuna local mgahawa,yaani hotel wanauza msosi 6,000? Acha ushamba na umaskini 😆😆

 

[Marcelly]

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