Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Ili kunusuru thread hii natangaza rasmi Leo kua kila kitu kinachokuja Tanzania kinatoka Kenya mpaka Boeing na airbus zimetoka Kenya, nafanya hvi kama mwenyekiti ili battle hii iendelee, hata boti zote za Azam zinatoka Kenya kulingana na governor sonko


Haya naomba likes zenu wakenya wote 🤣🤣

Ila Wakenya wenzie wamemshukia!

 

[President of China]

Nilikuwa namuona wa maana ila nimegundua ni mpuuzi!

Yule Binti siku hizi wamempotezea anatafuta Attention. Hana lolote. Sasa hivi hana tofauti na Mange.

 

[ichoboy01]

Kenya is always Tanzanian role model.


View: https://x.com/MariaSTsehai/status/1790423168915480744

Who is Maria sarungi??🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Yani mtu mwenyewe hata mjadala anaoleta ni wakisenge.
Kuna mjadala wa maana hapo!?
Jadili kilichompeleka Samia France ni kipi na je kimefanikiwa?
Hilo ndio la msingi.
Habari za kupokelewa hazina mantiki yeyote.

Nini kimefanikiwa? Ebu jibu Hilo swali


View: https://x.com/MariaSTsehai/status/1790470176778887283

 

[Teargas]

Who is Maria sarungi??🤣🤣🤣🤣

She is a Tanzanian. Are you a Tanzanian?

 

[President of China]

She is a Tanzanian. Are you a Tanzanian?

Tanzania ni nchi yenye kiwango cha juu cha uhuru wa kujieleza. In Tanzania everyone has freedom of expression. Siyo huko kenya wanaoruhusiwa kuongea ni kikuyu tu AKA Mungiki

 

[nairobae]

Nobody knows Tangagiza.


View: https://x.com/OgadaOlunga/status/1790291472417210501

 

[ichoboy01]

She is a Tanzanian. Are you a Tanzanian?

Anajulikana kama Nani kwenye nchi hii??🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Na wakiambiwa ukweli kua wao ni maskini wanakua wakali 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2.5m people wanaishi kibera slum hawana KAZI wala hawajui Kula Yao na wanalala kwenye mabanda hata nguruwe hawezi lala hio Kodi atalipa na nn

Eti matajiri wanne Wana control utajiri wa watu zaidi ya million 25🤣🤣🤣🤣


View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1790468075961070036?t=TCRJOD5A3v08mi-Uik2Owg&s=19


View: https://twitter.com/MwangoCapital/status/1616013580972736517?t=UoSX3qpPlTHR1ODu0K2JSw&s=19

 

[Teargas]

Anajulikana kama Nani kwenye nchi hii??🤣🤣

Are you a Tanzanian? Please talk about Yemen, huko ndio kwenu😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Are you a Tanzanian? Please talk about Yemen, huko ndio kwenu😂😂

Nakuuliza tena anacheo gani Tanzania na Nani anamjua???😂😂😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Teargas asijue plz ataumia 😂😂😂


View: https://twitter.com/mshambuliaji/status/1790476419258110422?t=WXBpzLvq-PtDb9QRyww2oA&s=19

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

😂😂😂


View: https://x.com/HidMja57556/status/1790436790479814670

Hii ni wizara ya mambo za nje inayoongozwa na kilaza wa Forest Hill.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

...Siyo huko kenya wanaoruhusiwa kuongea ni kikuyu tu AKA Mungiki

Usiwasahau akina kipmeno😎

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Nilikuwa namuona wa maana ila nimegundua ni mpuuzi!

Ila ukweli ni kuwa January ni serial failure tangu secondary na hamna lolote extraordinary anaweza likamilisha kokote kule.

 

[Marcelly]

Ssh kaenda kwenye mkutano mbona ruto juzi alipokelewa na waziri hapa Tz

Dora the explorer anakipitia😂😂


View: https://x.com/Artisticman6/status/1790428376512999585

 

[Simon]

View: https://twitter.com/gabrieloguda/status/1790427936660595037?t=F2UbJMS7tJnYX85d93mPmg&s=19

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

View: https://twitter.com/gabrieloguda/status/1790427936660595037?t=F2UbJMS7tJnYX85d93mPmg&s=19

Kipmeno arap Teargas yuko wapi na ile 'daily dose' yake?😎😎😎

 

[The best 007]

Nimekuambia Tanzania hamuna magorofa ukaleta picha za nyumba mbili tatu. Nicxie akakupa mfano wa cluster bado hujajibu kwa picha za dar slum. Tanzania hakuna gorofa zinaanguka kwa sababu hamuna PERIOD!!!

So kwa argument zako ni kwamba mnaizidi Tanzania kwa idadi ya maghorofa, pia mnaizidi Dubai, London, New York kwa idadi ya maghorofa si ndiyo?

 

[The best 007]

View: https://twitter.com/gabrieloguda/status/1790427936660595037?t=F2UbJMS7tJnYX85d93mPmg&s=19

Qmamaee sijui tunabishana nn na hawa wanuka mavi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣