Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Niko Boston ku cheer Wakenya kwa Marathon… na as usual, Kenyans never disappoint.. sasa wewe endelea kulia ukiwa Tandale ….🤣🤣

Boston ya kibera labda,ww mpumbavu acha ujivuni bwege ww

 

[much know]

Niko Boston ku cheer Wakenya kwa Marathon… na as usual, Kenyans never disappoint.. sasa wewe endelea kulia ukiwa Tandale ….🤣🤣

Wataki huo upo Boston ya kibera ukila githeri huko ukishushia na harufu ya flying toilet 🚽

 

[Kosugi]

Kuwa na approval haimaanishi uwanja ni modern. Inamaanisha tu mmetilia maanani regulations ya vitu kama media center ambazo with a little renovation zinaweza wekwa tu. Kwa hivo usidanganywe na hiyo CAF. Huo uwanja wa Azam ni wa ovyo sana.

Azam ni modern stadium kwasababu zifuatazo.
-pitch iko vizuri.
-Vyumba vya nguo viko vizuri.
-Kuna sehem za kukaa mashabiki.
-Kuna viwanja vizuri na bora vya mazoezi.
-Una VAR.
-Kuna ubao wa matangazo wa LED KENYA NZIMA MPAKA LEO HAMUNA UWANJA WENYE MATANGAZO YA LED KWENYE MABANGO YAKE.
Kasoro yake ni moja tu.
Uwanja haujafunikwa sehemu za kukaa mashabiki baaaaas.
Ila vigezo vingine vyote vimetimia.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Geza Ulole We mzee haka ka crane kadogo ya mtwara port inakaa kubeba 10 t pekee. 😂 😂 😂 👇 👇 Ona tu vile ikona chuma ndogo kama post za uwanja wa mpira. 😂😂😂

Vyuma vya kazi at Lamu Port, hizi ni kubwa kabisa, capable of handling post-panamax ships.

Wapi conveyor belt Lamu? Post panamax gantry crane inajionesha kwa height!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kuna siku wakundustan walikua wanasema wanatupita kwenye meat consumption


View: https://twitter.com/hallaboutafrica/status/1777776392173731897?t=CK4KUNoSVcN_QY_JTPQc9w&s=19View attachment 2964830

Kundustans huweza nn maana hata export ya avocado tunawapeleiesha! Mind u Export ya crude oil ya Uganda yaja!

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sasa unaweza faninisha na ruto au Kenyatta?

Ruto looks better than this banana.😂😂 Kenyatta is lighter skinned than this.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Kuna siku wakundustan walikua wanasema wanatupita kwenye meat consumption


View: https://twitter.com/hallaboutafrica/status/1777776392173731897?t=CK4KUNoSVcN_QY_JTPQc9w&s=19View attachment 2964830

Article inaongelea export ambayo Kenya tuko ndani ya top 10 mtanzakundu wewe unatuambia hekaya za consumption. Chakula Chenu ni matembere 😀

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kundustans huweza nn maana hata export ya avocado tunawapeleiesha! Mind u Export ya crude oil ya Uganda yaja!

Because we eat more meat than you. That's why we produce more yet you export more. Endeleeni kula mboga.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Boston ya kibera labda,ww mpumbavu acha ujivuni bwege ww

Am trying to figure out… what are you trying to accomplish with your idiotic and primitive statement?.. still doesn’t stop the fact I was in Boston, USA… I reside in America and am free to visit anywhere within the States.. sasa nenda ujinyonge!..🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wataki huo upo Boston ya kibera ukila githeri huko ukishushia na harufu ya flying toilet 🚽

Btw, my sister taught my wife how to cook Githeri and so Yes I enjoy Githeri from my dining table time to time… and we don’t have whatever you call flying toilets in the USA… now you know.. 😃😃

 

[President of China]

Ruto looks better than this banana.😂😂 Kenyatta is lighter skinned than this.

Hebu tupia picha ya Akothe tucheke kidogo.

 

[coodip1]

Unataka tufunge conveyor belt tutumie kusafirisha nini? Tumia akili we mzee. Naona hizi cranes zimewapea wasiwasi lakini itabidii muzoee.

Mkaa na ngamia 😁

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Tumeshawadouble wakundustan tayari kwenye export View attachment 2964825

Naona Gold and other minerals ndio backbone🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Azam ni modern stadium kwasababu zifuatazo.
-pitch iko vizuri.
-Vyumba vya nguo viko vizuri.
-Kuna sehem za kukaa mashabiki.
-Kuna viwanja vizuri na bora vya mazoezi.
-Una VAR.
-Kuna ubao wa matangazo wa LED KENYA NZIMA MPAKA LEO HAMUNA UWANJA WENYE MATANGAZO YA LED KWENYE MABANGO YAKE.
Kasoro yake ni moja tu.
Uwanja haujafunikwa sehemu za kukaa mashabiki baaaaas.
Ila vigezo vingine vyote vimetimia.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Kosugi]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Tuletee uwanja wenye hizo sifa kutoka Kenya.
NB;usilete render bali uwanja uliokamilika.

 

[ichoboy01]

Eti maduka makubwa, show us a bigger retail chain than Naivas or Quickmart in bongoslum. Muko nyuma kama matako, ndio maana munataka kuanza kutoa leseni sahii. 😂 😂 😂

Ww huna akili hzo leseni ni kwa ajili ya maduka kariakoo wafanye KAZI masaa 24 kitu ambacho hakitatokea kwenu mpaka kufa 😅😅😅😅😅

Watu tunawaza kariakoo biggest market in east and central Africa ifanywe KAZI masaa 24 zikiwemo na banks vile vile, restaurants, hotels, maduka ya dhahabu etc, ww unatuletea naivas sijui quickmart

Elewa Kwanza somo alaf panua kipumulio

View: https://twitter.com/InnocentJLS/status/1665354174970593281?t=tql6r5J0zqUtClfSH1PyCQ&s=19

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tuletee uwanja wenye hizo sifa kutoka Kenya.
NB;usilete render bali uwanja uliokamilika.

😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Article inaongelea export ambayo Kenya tuko ndani ya top 10 mtanzakundu wewe unatuambia hekaya za consumption. Chakula Chenu ni matembere 😀

Muko no 10 wakat Tanzania no 2 na bado hua munajisifu hapa😅😅😅😅😅😅

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Muko no 10 wakat Tanzania no 2 na bado hua munajisifu hapa😅😅😅😅😅😅

Tunajisifia consumption sio export, wakenya tunachoma nyama Sana, wabongo matembere wiki nzima.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Ruto looks better than this banana.😂😂 Kenyatta is lighter skinned than this.

Ruto anakaa kama ana HIV!