Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Kosugi]

😂😂😂

Ushafeli.
Aya kakojoe ulale.

 

[ichoboy01]

Azam Chamanzi complex bado kuna watu hawaelewi 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Pitch yake iko approved na FIFA
Ina VAR room
Ina hostels za kisasa
Ina swimming pool kwa ajili ya wachezaji
Ina administration block za kisasa
Ina sehemu za ibada ikiwepo msikiti mkubwa
Ina changing room za kisasa ziko approved na FIFA
Ina playing ground za watoto kucheza
Ina mabango ya LED za kisasa ambazo Kenya hakuna na hutoipta 😅😅 na Tanzania ziko kwenye viwanja vitatu na cha nne Arusha kinakuja

 

[Geza Ulole]

Ww huna akili hzo leseni ni kwa ajili ya maduka kariakoo wafanye KAZI masaa 24 kitu ambacho hakitatokea kwenu mpaka kufa 😅😅😅😅😅

Watu tunawaza kariakoo biggest market in east and central Africa ifanywe KAZI masaa 24 zikiwemo na banks vile vile, restaurants, hotels, maduka ya dhahabu etc, ww unatuletea naivas sijui quickmart

Elewa Kwanza somo alaf panua kipumulio

View: https://twitter.com/InnocentJLS/status/1665354174970593281?t=tql6r5J0zqUtClfSH1PyCQ&s=19

Ila swala la frequency kwa BRT usiku liangaliwe

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Azam Chamanzi complex bado kuna watu hawaelewi 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Pitch yake iko approved na FIFA
Ina VAR room
Ina hostels za kisasa
Ina swimming pool kwa ajili ya wachezaji
Ina administration block za kisasa
Ina sehemu za ibada ikiwepo msikiti mkubwa
Ina changing room za kisasa ziko approved na FIFA
Ina playing ground za watoto kucheza
Ina mabango ya LED za kisasa ambazo Kenya hakuna na hutoipta 😅😅 na Tanzania ziko kwenye viwanja vitatu na cha nne Arusha kinakuja

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Kesho utaskia wanakwambia wao ndio wakaanza😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/Nipashetz/status/1779931772341436528?t=V1cwOGTWJzZutvy5PXyroQ&s=19

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ruto anakaa kama ana HIV!

Ruto anakaa kama ana HIV!

Yet ni Magufuli aliye kaburini😄

 

[ichoboy01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/Kibegi_09/status/1692113634103542160?t=en1MRvc5EUMFXD8VbSZXCw&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/CoachCalito/status/1680864781849305089?t=63bSg6LEQqVGhokNTKfrAA&s=19

 

[NairobiWalker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yani hata alignment ya stands in right angles imewashinda.😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Naskia alignment zimetuahinda Sisi mpaka FIFA pia imewashinda kujua 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mfamaji akitaka kufa lazma arushe miguu

View: https://twitter.com/kinjeketile/status/1596942931411496961?t=H0aTVHbpeo6fZMkOt7iOpQ&s=19

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Yani hata alignment ya stands in right angles imewashinda.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nimeona hio kitu bana, kiwanja ni trapezium😃😃😃

 

[ichoboy01]

Nimeona hio kitu bana, kiwanja ni trapezium😃😃😃

FIFA wakapitisha hvo hvi au sio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Au walipewa rushwa??

 

[ichoboy01]

Mpaka CAG aseme ndio itafanyika 🙌🙌

View: https://twitter.com/temesatanzania/status/1780124526359069058?t=Yjk2dBe7R6INQh12rNp1Vw&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/PeterKamondeN/status/1779770986054767067?t=qh6nvhWoND2njEWXu7o_AQ&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

Kaeni kimya wasijue plz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/TBConlineTZ/status/1779786915790598587?t=AtXboH9dxYmtmZQbU9bDuQ&s=19

 

[Teargas]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/Kibegi_09/status/1692113634103542160?t=en1MRvc5EUMFXD8VbSZXCw&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/CoachCalito/status/1680864781849305089?t=63bSg6LEQqVGhokNTKfrAA&s=19

Hile Kisumu stadium inatumia LED na sio ya kukodi kama hiyo ya Azam.

 

[BlietzKrieg]

Azam Chamanzi complex bado kuna watu hawaelewi 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Pitch yake iko approved na FIFA
Ina VAR room
Ina hostels za kisasa
Ina swimming pool kwa ajili ya wachezaji
Ina administration block za kisasa
Ina sehemu za ibada ikiwepo msikiti mkubwa
Ina changing room za kisasa ziko approved na FIFA
Ina playing ground za watoto kucheza
Ina mabango ya LED za kisasa ambazo Kenya hakuna na hutoipta 😅😅 na Tanzania ziko kwenye viwanja vitatu na cha nne Arusha kinakuja

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Kwani ni slum!!!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Mpaka CAG aseme ndio itafanyika 🙌🙌

View: https://twitter.com/temesatanzania/status/1780124526359069058?t=Yjk2dBe7R6INQh12rNp1Vw&s=19

Hivi inakuwaje TEMESA inalala mpaka kunakuwa hakuna ferry mbadala? Kwa maoni yangu hiyo busy channel haihitaji msongamano wa seataxis (vipanya)! Kuna hatari inaweza kutokea! Seataxis ziende sehemu kama Bongoyo na Mbudya nakadhalika!

 

[much know]

Btw, my sister taught my wife how to cook Githeri and so Yes I enjoy Githeri from my dining table time to time… and we don’t have whatever you call flying toilets in the USA… now you know.. 😃😃

Ila hiyo flying toilet Nairobi ipo?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Tribalism ndio itakuwa inapelekea Kundustan wanatapatapa hivi 👇

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C50JOmLoxek/?igsh=dWZhdms1OTc4cmd5

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

inawakilisha nini kwa mfano mzee wangu, wewe ni kenge maji ubalozi ama ardhi ya ubalozi ni nchi kamili ya sehemu inapowakilisha ndio maana unaona kuna mvutano kati ya irani na israel.

Wewe kenge, ni utamadumi balozi za nchi za kigeni kuwatakia kumbukizi ya sikukuu za wenyeji wao au kuwapa kongole kwa mafanikio yote waliyo nayo. Kitu cha kawaida sana. Yani kuwaona mkishabikia jambo la kawaida kama hili inamaanisha mna kiu sana cha validation kutoka kwa wazungu. Mkituita wazungu weusi inakuwanga projection maana ni nyie mnaowashobokea sana wazungu hata yule Mnaijeria alisema ukweli.

Tazama hizi ni the last tweet ya US Embassy in Kenya....................kwa hivo tuje hapa tujisifu juu ya vitu vya kawaida kama hivi? Wengine wenu huwa hamna exposure kabisa.


View: https://twitter.com/USEmbassyKenya/status/1779926716347031875