Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Nilikuwa na test kumbe wazungu wamo nimeishusha kwa dakika kadhaa 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Hacker bandia.😂😂😂😂 Sahii umeanza kusifia wazungu.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kuwakulisha bila kushinda ubingwa ni upuuuzi
Being a champion ndio inamatter

Usiwe mbuzi wewe, nyie mmeshawahi shinda Afcon? Au mmeshawahi shinda FIFA series.?

 

[President of China]

Hacker bandia.😂😂😂😂 Sahii umeanza kusifia wazungu.

Kiswahili hujui kumbe 🤣 🤣 🤣 (Nikisema wazungu wamo maana yake Ejaculation, sparm zinaigia eneo husika) Mnaongea kiswahili kama watoto. Nenda shule kasome kiswahili na misemo yake 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Haiwezekani!! Dokta analipwa 450,000 kwa mwezi!!
Hebu tuambieni madokta!!

Hawajamaa wanapenda sana kututumia sisi for benchmarking!!

Jibu tushalitoa muda mrefu mkuu.
Na pia jibu limeeleweka.

 

[nairobae]

Kiswahili hujui kumbe 🤣 🤣 🤣 (Nikisema wazungu wamo maana yake Ejaculation, sparm zinaigia eneo husika) Mnaongea kiswahili kama watoto. Nenda shule kasome kiswahili na misemo yake 🤣🤣🤣

Hacker bandia umetoka from DDOS attacks to ejaculations after umeona umeijiabisha. 😂 😂 😂 Beba aibu zako pekee yako we pimbi.

 

[President of China]

Hacker bandia.😂😂😂😂 Sahii umeanza kusifia wazungu.

Sikiliza huu wimbo ujifunze misemo ya kiswahili.
Anasema "Tako Tatu wazungu Mwaaa"


View: https://youtu.be/ll2s5sbTliI?si=CyzDlm7yrG7t-zGL

 

[Kosugi]

You said your salary was Tsh 800k. How comes tena it’s $400k net?. Huoni unajidanganya?

$400k is not equal to Tsh 800k.

We jamaa huwa hausomi kwa umakini.
Kipindi mie nafanya kazi nlikua napokea 850k Tzsh.
Hiyo ni mshahara marupurupu bado kama vile hela za clinic na overtime.
Ndio maana kule nilisema 400$ ni sawa na 800k+ embu ielewe hiyo alama ya jumlisha stands for what.
Kipindi mie nafanya kazi dola kwa hela ya Tz ilikua 2200 uki convert 400$ inakuja kwenye 860+K tzsh.

 

[President of China]

Hacker bandia umetoka from DDOS attacks to ejaculations after umeona umeijiabisha. 😂 😂 😂 Beba aibu zako pekee yako we pimbi.

Nenda shule kijana. Kiswahili ni lugha adhimu inazungumza na watu waadilifu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wewe kajamba nani endelea kupiga mayowe.

 

[nairobae]

Sikiliza huu wimbo ujifunze misemo ya kiswahili.
Anasema "Tako Tatu wazungu Mwaaa"


View: https://youtu.be/ll2s5sbTliI?si=CyzDlm7yrG7t-zGL

Not my taste. Can't waste my time.

 

[Kosugi]

Jamaa anajaribu kucook figures but hazingii. Hata akiweka $400 bado haitakuwa the same na Tsh 800k alisema before.

Rejelea post yangu kesha soma kwa umakini.
Ukiambiwa 800+K unaelewa nini??
Ni laki nane na zaidi.
Kama unakimbilia mimi nina cook figure pole yako.

 

[Kosugi]

$400 is not equal na Tsh 800wewe ELEWA MAANA YA ALAMA (+).

NIMEWEKA ALAMA YA (+) ILI KUONESHA NI LAKI NANE NA ZIADA.
Embu elewa maana ya hiyo alama.
Au labda nikuulize.
Mtu akikwambia nguo inauzwa 600+ Kshs wewe unaelewa nini??
Hiyo alama ya jumlisha inaashiria nini mbele ya hiyo 600??

 

[Sama boy 255]

Not my taste. Can't waste my time.

Kiswahili haujui na kiingereza haujui pia, sasa unajua nini wewe.? 😂😂😂 Ikiwa hata speaking skills, listening skills hauna.? Ooh kumbe hata writing skills yako pia ni mbovu 😂😂

Tuambie mzee unajua nini.?

 

[President of China]

Not my taste. Can't waste my time.

Shauri yako. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Huku kwingine wakochakazwaga nako ilikuwaje? 😁😁👇👇

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Ukraine and allies washamshindwa Russia.
Tuzungumze facts sio ushabiki wa kipuuzi.
Ukraine kila leo misaada anayopewa inaonekana kutokutosha.
Sasa hivi wanajadili kama kutafaa kupeleka msaada wa kijeshi wa NATO.
Vita hao NATO ishawashinda wakae tu waitishe mazungumzo laa sivyo Ukraine itaendelea kuteseka bado.

 

[nairobae]

Kiswahili haujui na kiingereza haujui pia, sasa unajua nini wewe.? 😂😂😂 Ikiwa hata speaking skills, listening skills hauna.? Ooh kumbe hata writing skills yako pia ni mbovu 😂😂

Tuambie mzee unajua nini.?

''Kiswahili haujui na kiingereza haujui'' 😂 😂 😂 Yako ndio sanifu sio. Nyani haoni kundule. 😂 😂 😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Nairobi Stadium ndio gani? 😂 😂 😂

Ndio hio talanta stadium kwani inajengwa wapi kiambu au Nairobi????

 

[Kosugi]

Ndio hio talanta stadium kwani inajengwa wapi kiambu au Nairobi????

Wamepigwa tenaaaa!
Turubai lajengwa kwa pesa nyingi hivyo aiseee!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[BlietzKrieg]

Usiwe mbuzi wewe, nyie mmeshawahi shinda Afcon? Au mmeshawahi shinda FIFA series.?

Hatujawahi kushinda continental trophy Wala kufika quarter finals
That's why we are not a footballing nation

 

[ichoboy01]

Wamepigwa tenaaaa!
Turubai lajengwa kwa pesa nyingi hivyo aiseee!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Na lazma wakubali hvo kwasababu ni pesa ya mchina once again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Na lazma wakubali hvo kwasababu ni pesa ya mchina once again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Najiuliza kodi huwa wanapeleka wapi hawa jamaa!?
Sipati jibu kabisa,kodi za raia wa Kenya zinatumikaje aisee!?