Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Hili picha ingekuwa ya Dar is slum CBD hapo katikati ungeona one pothole after the other. Halafu hapo kando buildings zitakuwa zimechapa kweli kweli.

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Umepona mlipuko wa gesi huko Embakasi?😎

 

[Teargas]

These witches should come to Kenya and see how a three level interchange is suppose to look like. Sio hile Msalaba wameweka pale Ubungo.

 

[Teargas]

That is projection, where I am we don't have "nzi".

You want to tell me you are in a sterile environment right now?

 

[President of China]

this photo is being reposted for the 11000th time.......

Because this is Dar. Do you have picture kama hiyo 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tulia dawa ikuingie vizuri
This is Dar 👇👇👇

 

[Teargas]

Acha niwapatie pressure kidogo. I'm waiting for their cries.

 

[Teargas]

 

[nairobae]

Westlands

 

[President of China]

This is Dar es salaam mzee. Nairobi wanahaha sasa 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Tanzanians next time mkienda AFCON we will loan you this guy hili msituaibishe tena. How come you never won even a single game at AFCON?

 

[Chamoto]

You want to tell me you are in a sterile environment right now?

Not really, but animals hibernate in winter.

 

[nairobae]

Because this is Dar. Do you have picture kama hiyo 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tulia dawa ikuingie vizuri
This is Dar 👇👇👇

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Blue buildings are the best. 😂 😂 😂

 

[President of China]

Vijana wanahaha nawakandamiza nyundo nzito. This is Dar 👇👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

Acha niwapatie pressure kidogo. I'm waiting for their cries.
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Vp kuhusu lamu inapokea ngamia na punda?🤣

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[Chamoto]

Because this is Dar. Do you have picture kama hiyo 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tulia dawa ikuingie vizuri
This is Dar 👇👇👇

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Naona hapo photographer kajipiga mwenyewe.

 

[ichoboy01]

Dawa inaingia sasa 💉💉

View: https://twitter.com/dailynewstz/status/1751621683201384841?t=qlH7CyqGxDdOZkwGBWd_fA&s=19

 

[President of China]

Blue buildings are the best. 😂 😂 😂

Umeishiwa unaanza kuleta takataka. Yani upuuzi huu ndio una quote 🤣🤣🤣
Umeshawahi kuona magic kama hii?

 

[Teargas]

Not really but, animals hibernate in the winter.

Then why can't you hibernate? Cause you are the housefly I was talking about in that room.

 

[Teargas]

Vp kuhusu lamu inapokea ngamia na punda?🤣

View: https://twitter.com/TheCitizenTz/status/1753321565075202278?t=W0cLfC2CuSTFXRC_sB-ZVg&s=19

Please keep distance. I don't usually engage refugees.

 

[ichoboy01]

Please keep distance. I don't usually engage refugees.

💉💉💉imechoma vzr asante kwa kutuliza tako
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

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