Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Simon]

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1753342823531708509?t=1fYFlRcIBWxISHt1HgeOVQ&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

Mzena 🏨 📍

Mhh kwani tayar??

 

[KANAIRO]

Nakupiga kwa kuibia usije ukakimbia humu. This is Dar es salaam 👇 👇 👇
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the ugly kiswahili houses just close by

 

[Teargas]

Tell us the number of fish you export annually.

Why should we export fish yet the market is right here in Kenya? Kenyans eat nutritious meals, not low quality rice kama zile ulikuwa unaturingia hapa.

 

[President of China]

Angela Merkel - quantum chemistry
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam - aerospace scientist
José Figueres Ferrer - Costa Rican engineer
Lee Hsien Loong - Prime Minister of Singapore (Mathematics )
Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam - Former President of India (Aerospace engineer and scientist)

 

[KANAIRO]

Through nairobae , nimegundua Dar is Slum is only little decent within a radius of 5km from CBD. 20km from Posta looks more like my village, but my village has tarmac roads.

Huwa hawataki the likes of Rongai, Ngong', Thika, Kitengela, etc to be associated with Nairobi. Leo zimeletwa independent lakini Bado hawazitaki😂

hehe....the circus these tanzanians display here is interesting.Anyway its a nice pitstop to pass some spare idle time

 

[Sama boy 255]

Why should we export fish yet the market is right here in Kenya? Kenyans eat nutritious meals not low quality rice kama zile ulikuwa unaturingia hapa.

Mbona haya nayo ni mapya 😂😂😂 mnamuelewa huyu kichaa?

 

[Chamoto]

Mzena 🏨 📍

Kumetokea nini tena huko?

 

[Teargas]

hehe....the circus these tanzanians display here is interesting.Anyway its a nice pitstop to pass some spare idle time

Alafu wanashangaa why their president is calling Nairobi half London.

 

[President of China]

the ugly kiswahili houses just close by

Umeanza malalamiko siyo. Kama umeishiwa sema tu mzee 🤣 🤣 🤣
This is Dar 👇👇👇

 

[Teargas]

Mbona haya nayo ni mapya 😂😂😂 mnamuelewa huyu kichaa?

Kuelewa Kingereza ndio shida kwako.

 

[Chamoto]

Why should we export fish yet the market is right here in Kenya? Kenyans eat nutritious meals not low quality rice kama zile ulikuwa unaturingia hapa.

Na uzee wangu huu umenifanya nicheke kwa dharau...

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kumetokea nini tena huko?

Mzee mwinyi huenda ikawa ndio safari yake. Nimeona habari kuwa amepelekwa kulazwa

 

[nairobae]

Tangagiza has less than 80k fixed internet users, Kenya has over 1.2 million fixed internet users. Hadi Kibera kuna fixed internet. Bongoslum karibu kila mtu anategemea bundles. 😂 😂 😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Na uzee wangu hu umenifanya nicheke kwa dharau...

Huyo ni chizi huyo jamaa, I don't think if he's okay

 

[NairobiWalker]

arent these houses in Ngara.....the audacity
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Sio Mara ya Kwanza wanaiba hizi picha yet tukizipost humu wanasema ni mbaya.🤣

 

[Teargas]

Na uzee wangu hu umenifanya nicheke kwa dharau...

I think you should consult a psychiatrist cause maybe you might think you are laughing whatever you are reading kumbe ni nzi ndio zinakufurahisha hapo.

 

[Chamoto]

Mzee mwinyi huenda ikawa ndio safari yake. Nimeona habari kuwa amepelekwa kulazwa

Dah, amekuwa kimya sana hivi karibuni, Mwenyezi Mungu amjaalie apone haraka. Moja ya speech yake nayoipenda ni ile ya maisha ni hadithi.

 

[KANAIRO]

Tangagiza has less than 80k fixed internet users, Kenya has over 1.2 million fixed internet users. Hadi Kibera kuna fixed internet. Bongoslum karibu kila mtu anategemea bundles. 😂 😂 😂

my bro rolls out internet......tz market can be lucrative but their goal is to kill anything kenyan...hehe

 

[KANAIRO]

Umeanza malalamiko siyo. Kama umeishiwa sema tu mzee 🤣 🤣 🤣
This is Dar 👇👇👇
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so these are your best of best..lol