Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Hebu tuma voice note tucheke kidogo 😀

Type hiyo sentensi kwa kiingereza sanifu utapata voice note.

 

[President of China]

Hadi kusoma hujui. Nimesema accent ndio bonoko. Usikuwe mjinga hivo, jifunze kufikiria.

Kwahiyo Accent ya kenya ni Bonoko?
Tukubaliene kwanza mzee.

 

[President of China]

Type hiyo sentensi kwa kiingereza sanifu utapata voice note.

Kingereza sanifu kikoje hapo Kenya?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Retype this sentence in grammatically correct English and you'll get your voice note.😃😃

Yaani mpaka leo bado una akili finyu namna hii?😎😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kingereza sanifu kikoje hapo Kenya?

Now that we are talking about English, I will only answer your questions if asked in English. Let's go. 😂 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Yaani mpaka leo bado una akili finyu namna hii?😎😂😂

Wewe tulimalizana nawe kitambo saana hata usiwai ongea mambo ya Kiingereza. Ulishindwa hadi kusema 'Jina langu ni Punda Mgonjwa'kwa kiingereza.😂😂

 

[President of China]

Now that we are talking about English, I will only answer your questions if asked in English. Let's go. 😂 😂

Nimekuuliza kingereza kipi cha kenya unakiita sanifu?

 

[Kosugi]

Unaijua vita ya Chechnya wewe? Hilo vuguvugu kila sehemu mavugu vugu yapo.

Kwani unajua somalia ni Federal Republic of Somalia?

Bro unafanya mambo yawe complex.
Chechnya yenyewe ilikua na migogoro ya ndani na migogoro ya nje.
Somaliland yenyewe inajitambua kuwa republic ikiwa inafanya uchaguzi wenyewe pasi na kuihusisha Somalia republic.

 

[President of China]

Bro unafanya mambo yawe complex.
Chechnya yenyewe ilikua na migogoro ya ndani na migogoro ya nje.
Somaliland yenyewe inajitambua kuwa Federal republic ikiwa inafanya uchaguzi wenyewe pasi na kuihusisha Somalia republic.

Unajua maana Federal government?

 

[Kosugi]

Unataka El-sisi afanyeje? Kwani vita vya Palestine na Israel vilianza kipindi chake?
Na wewe nakuona kama mnafiki vile.
Kwani Saudia hana uwezo wa kuwatetea Palestine? Kwanini iwe El- sisi tu?
Huoni unafiki wa Saudia?

Unaona bro unavyofanya mambo yawe complex??
Nimemzungumzia Elsisi sijamzungumzia Muhammed Salman.
Angalau Saudia imechukua hatua za kidiplomasia zaidi ya Israel.
We wanajeshi wako tisa wanauliwa ndani ya mipaka yako kimakusudi na bado unabung'aaaa!?
Basi asingempindua Morsi ambae alikua tumaini la Arab league.

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Gospel wanaita goospeli 😁 😁 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Nimekuuliza kingereza kipi cha kenya unakiita sanifu?

English bro, English. We said we are communicating in English.

 

[Kosugi]

Unajua maana Federal government?

Federal government ni serikali inayohusisha states nyingi ila hizo states zinabakia kuwa na uhuru katika masuala yao ya kimataifa.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Wewe tulimalizana nawe kitambo saana hata usiwai ongea mambo ya Kiingereza. Ulishindwa hadi kusema 'Jina langu ni Punda Mgonjwa'kwa kiingereza.😂😂

Siku huo upuuzi ukikutoka kichwani utajikuta umechelewa. Amka mapema😎

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Jirani ashiriki afcon lakini anavyowashwa matako uko twitter

 

[Kosugi]

Unaona bro unavyofanya mambo yawe complex??
Nimemzungumzia Elsisi sijamzungumzia Muhammed Salman.
Angalau Saudia imechukua hatua za kidiplomasia zaidi ya Israel.
We wanajeshi wako tisa wanauliwa ndani ya mipaka yako kimakusudi na bado unabung'aaaa!?
Basi asingempindua Morsi ambae alikua tumaini la Arab league.

Na SORRY nirekebishe kauli.
Somaliland inajichukulia kuwa republic ila Somalia ndio inajichukulia kuwa Federal government.
Mavuguvugu yapo maeneo mengi sikatai ila kila vuguvugu lina sababu zake.
Vuguvugu la kuvunjika kwa Somalia Federal lilianza 1986 na lilikua la kikabila yani halina tofauti na la South na North Sudan.

 

[Chamoto]

Hayi yenu ya kusema hev instead of have ama wek instead of work ndio mazuri? The only original English accent is from the Englishmen themselves, hizi zingine zote ni Bonoko. Usiangalie yenu ukasema ni Bora kuliko nyingine wakati zote ni Bonoko. What matters is the grammar of which Tanzania is the worst in all English speaking countries.

In our generation, we have no strong command of the English language because in our formative years, it wasn't prioritized. You guys on the other hand, started learning the language early, you are expected to pronounce words properly.

Unlike Kenya, Zimbabwe, also an English speaking country is doing better.

 

[President of China]

Unaona bro unavyofanya mambo yawe complex??
Nimemzungumzia Elsisi sijamzungumzia Muhammed Salman.
Angalau Saudia imechukua hatua za kidiplomasia zaidi ya Israel.
We wanajeshi wako tisa wanauliwa ndani ya mipaka yako kimakusudi na bado unabung'aaaa!?
Basi asingempindua Morsi ambae alikua tumaini la Arab league.

Alifanya mapinduzi kwaajili ya Palestine au kwaajili ya Egypt?

Mbona sikuelewi? Nchi za kiarabu ni Egypt tu? Mbona huongelei Jordan ambayo ipo karibu kabisa na Palestine?

 

[President of China]

Federal government ni serikali inayohusisha states nyingi ila hizo states zinabakia kuwa na uhuru katika masuala yao ya kimataifa.

Kwanini Somalia ni Federal State?

 

[President of China]

Na SORRY nirekebishe kauli.
Somaliland inajichukulia kuwa republic ila Somalia ndio inajichukulia kuwa Federal government.
Mavuguvugu yapo maeneo mengi sikatai ila kila vuguvugu lina sababu zake.
Vuguvugu la kuvunjika kwa Somalia Federal lilianza 1986 na lilikua la kikabila yani halina tofauti na la South na North Sudan.

Ndio maana nikakwambia Somaliland inatambulika na Taiwan pekee ambaye siye member wa UN. Usilazimishe mambo kwa kutumia hisia. Use knowledge.