Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

Wacha kuropoka sheria za mazingira zinasema marufuku kujenga Meter 50 toka katikati ya mto! Nakumbuka January Makamba alijaribu kuwaondoa wale jamaa! Akashindwa!

Anaweza kumwaga maji kwenye mabwawa ya umeme watu wakauza generators ila kuwaondoa watu kwenye mito hawezi🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

[Geza Ulole]

Anaweza kumwaga maji kwenye mabwawa ya umeme watu wakauza generators ila kuwaondoa watu kwenye mito hawezi🙌🙌🙌🙌

Yebo stars hq ilikuwa iondoke!

 

[KANAIRO]

Mwenye blue ni mganga alaf mwenye nyeusi ni jini alaf mwenye green ni mpiga picha 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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kidogoo imebakia usherehekee vifo........hehehe.Mumeiweka personal namna gani hii.

 

[NDINDA]

😅😅😅😅🙌🙌🙌🙌
jini katoka ila mganga yuko mahtuti

View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1724052309494079706?t=djc2dsQefTUU8kJXrFHUxw&s=19
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Kasema ni Fake Howo Chinese fire Engine?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[NDINDA]

Hawa ndio bus body builders😅😅😅😅😅
Ugali tu unawashinda kutafuta wakshiba

View: https://twitter.com/citizentvkenya/status/1724014426875965750?t=8qvgZKVSdxHvopAtCAGViA&s=19

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine pamevuja, panavunda, pananuka, Kunguni wanataga vizuri 😂😂😂😂😂Kinachobaki ni kuzagaaa kila nyumba ya Abiria

 

[ichoboy01]

Kasema ni Fake Howo Chinese fire Engine?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hawez kurudi tena hio id mutaiona after 2 months 😅😅😅😅😅😅

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine pamevuja, panavunda, pananuka, Kunguni wanataga vizuri 😂😂😂😂😂Kinachobaki ni kuzagaaa kila nyumba ya Abiria

Imagine harufu ya viatu na soksi hali itakavokua ndani ya karandinga, yani ni bora ukalale kwenye jalala kuliko harufu ya viatu vitakavovuliwa na bwana omolo njorogi😅😅😅😅😅😅

 

[BlietzKrieg]

Tatu city tunayoijua sisi hii hapa😅😅👇👇
Another big white elephant ina miaka zaidi ya 15 lakini haijawah kufikisha hata 1% of its render na haitokaa kufikisha mpaka dunia itasimama
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Ata ukiangalia izo barabara ziko under construction, vile zimechimbwa na leveling,
By now najua zote ni lami

 

[ichoboy01]

Ata ukiangalia izo barabara ziko under construction, vile zimechimbwa na leveling,
By now najua zote ni lami

Manake ni 15 good yrs ziko under construction hata sisi tunaona hvo 😅😅😅😅😅

Then prove me wrong plz

 

[ChoiceVariable]

🙏🙏

View: https://twitter.com/TanzaniaInsight/status/1724125417664082363?t=ykYm9CQJoXZdqYl3YJkMdA&s=19

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/Jambotv_/status/1724094696807338241?t=hgk2kVCIrZjMygvQPFALFw&s=19

 

[Chamoto]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine pamevuja, panavunda, pananuka, Kunguni wanataga vizuri 😂😂😂😂😂Kinachobaki ni kuzagaaa kila nyumba ya Abiria

We acha tuu, baada ya siku mbili tatu hivi hapakaliki hapo.

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/ahmednasirlaw/status/1724077082030850441?t=yXAd-NSDFZcYMprzQT4G0A&s=19

 

[Simon]

Kafungua thread huko anaongea mambo ya hovyo kuhusu Tazara utafikiri ni injinia mstaafu😂

🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/MbarawaM/status/1724137781834748133


MY TAKE
Kuna mpumbavu kajengwa kwenye runway! Nilifikiri huu uchizi ni kwa mikoa mingine tu, kumbe hata uchaggani?

 

[Shebby01]

Nimeshindwa kujizuia kucheka 🤣🤣🤣. Hivi nyie nyang'au mlitumia kiasi gani kufanya renovations hapo?? Just asking for a friend


View: https://twitter.com/MwangoCapital/status/1724061336978501798?t=UrdRS9b4IdmzYku7PTa_fw&s=19

Humo kwenye ceiling board juu kutakua na wanyama wa ajabu kama vile bundi na kenge!

 

[The best 007]

Ata ukiangalia izo barabara ziko under construction, vile zimechimbwa na leveling,
By now najua zote ni lami

Hamko serious katika jambo lolote, always jua kali on almost everything you try to do, zero brain and hopeless Nation a.k.a failed state ever on planet earth.

 

[The best 007]

Musiwaambie in icho voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Meli kubwa zinamiminika tanga port

View: https://youtu.be/eOcWjfl58wo?si=A5Op-NIV3hW6hl4X

 

[babayao255]

"Tuko vizuri"


View: https://x.com/rodgerskipembe/status/1724077095838429525?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw