Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

We ni matako kweli, sasa yupi huko Kunyaland anaweza miliki hizi Dungu jeshi kwenye rallies? 🤣 How could a keyboard warrior make fun of these machines and still make sense? 😂

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Wewe na vilawaza wenzako inferiority complex itawaua

 

[chongchung]

Wamalawi hawa amini wanachokiona kwenye barabara za Dar


View: https://youtu.be/0GBkKh2yT78?si=0MmIy7UY_GOlKpe1

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Habari nazopenda kuzisikia kutoka Ukunyani 🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/BD_Africa/status/1717775045366264063?s=19

 

[NDINDA]

Hii Ena hebu ipumzisheni tukiongelea buses lazima ena iwepo, by the way green park ultra modern bus terminus 🤣🤣🤣View attachment 2794440

Kitu kinaitwa Green lakini ni Source of Carbon Emission 😂.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cy5dhlaI6Qp/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

 

[ichoboy01]

Kitu kinaitwa Green lakini ni Source of Carbon Emission 😂.

Na hakuna mpangilio wa carbon emission gari inakunya kokote hata kwenye mgahawa watu wanakula 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Manake hapo ukiangalia hio picha jiulize watu wanakula wapi kama sio kwenye exhause za hayo makarandinga

 

[much know]

Onyesha stadium kama hiyo Mwanza tu ama Arusha.., yaani stadium ya County ya Kakamega ambayo iko under construction hamna kwenye vijiji vyenu mnazo zitaja eti ni city.., kama iko onyesha tuone..,
uwanja bado uko under construction by a county government, sio serikali kuu, county!, ili host inter school National football games..,
Watu wa City moja yenye CBD moja na Stadium moja hawaniambii kitu humu.., 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Yaani uwanja bado unajengwa na mshaanza kulia lia., 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kwaiyo unajengwa huku unatumika?

 

[Don YF]

Now iko hivi. 😂😂😂
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Yaani bado nyie ni mbumbumbu bin zezetas.., ukiangalia hizi canopy 👇 👇 zinafanana kweli? unaona ulivyo mwehu, yaani unajaribu kulazimisha ili kudunisha Kenya ndio Tz ionekane lakini wapi..., narudia ukini tag be ready with hard facts na uwe na pumzi ya kutosha.., nyie kazi yenu nilimaliza, ni Kiswahili tu ndio mnanifunza na hivi karibuni nitawageuzia mkeka nije niwafunze hiyo Kiswahili..,

Unafahamu Mombasa iko na stadium ngapi za hii muundo kweli?.., Tz kila kitu Dar.., fukara nyie.., 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Uwanja wa Mbuzi..,

 

[Don YF]

Kwaiyo unajengwa huku unatumika?

Yeah.., unaishi kwa nyumba ukiendelea kujenga polepole

 

[much know]

Yeah.., unaishi kwa nyumba ukiendelea kujenga polepole

Duuu hizo ndo mega project za Kenya,😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Don YF]

Nimekuwa nikisubiri train hapa malaba tangu 2013 lakini wapi imebidi nioe hukuhuku na nijenge kibanda cha kukaa kusubiria train na sasa nimepata watoto 4 bado naendelea kusubiri treni ya esjiaraa ifike.

Yenu haijang'oa nanga kutoka Dar!!...,kilomita mia mbili pekee ya phase one miaka 6 bado 😂 😂 😂 😝 😝 😝 😝 😝 😂 😂 😂

 

[Don YF]

Unaongea kwa uchungu sana pole!

Ukweli ulifika hadi kwa mishipa naona, una expose hisia zako sasa, #maumivu

 

[Don YF]

Duuu hizo ndo mega project za Kenya,😂😂😂😂😂

Vile wewe unavyo dhania, yaani kwa maoni yako based on your estimation uko sahihi kabisa, hiyo ndiyo level ya fikra zako haswa. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 .,

 

[much know]

Vile wewe unavyo dhania, yaani kwa maoni yako based on your estimation uko sahihi kabisa, hiyo ndiyo level ya fikra zako haswa. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 .,

Sasa Si sinajengwa huku zinatumika hata fundi mchundo wa Tanzania hawezi piga paa la nyumba huku watu wamelala ndani lakini engineer wa Kenya anaweza na hizo ndo level zenu 😃😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Don YF]

Sasa Si sinajengwa huku zinatumika hata fundi mchundo wa Tanzania hawezi piga paa la nyumba huku watu wamelala ndani lakini engineer wa Kenya anaweza na hizo ndo level zenu 😃😂😂😂😂😂

Umenielewa sawasawa, boss uko sahihi kabisaaaa.., pongezi 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😝 😝 😝 😝

 

[Don YF]

What makes mitanzania think dar is better than Mombasa???
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Ni blind patriotism huwa inawasumbua kaka, kiukweli hawajijui, tunawafunza na kuwaonesha where they really are in comparison😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[much know]

Umenielewa sawasawa, boss uko sahihi kabisaaaa.., pongezi 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😝 😝 😝 😝

,,,😂😂😂😂😂

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Musiwaambie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/Nishati2017/status/1717603524949717001?t=XPLGnbjHxzDPFi-uv4y-hA&s=19
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Kenya mlitangulia kuomba gas asilia lakini mtusubiri tuwapelekee Uganda kwanza kwani tuna jambo letu.

 

[Don YF]

This French guy traveling from france to Cape town with a tricycle can't stop singing praises for kenya. Right now he's approaching NBO and I've been following his journey from moyale border. He says Ethiopia which danganyikans like to praise is years behind us. I cant wait for him to cross namanga so that we can get the raw image of the zoo😃View attachment 2793985
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Yeye sio wa kwanza wageni wengi wametokea Tanzania wakifika Kenya wanakiri ukweli, yaani tofauti ni wazi..., Tanzanians are merely noise makers, vitu vidogo vichache they blow them utadhani Tz ni South Africa na bado wako same whatsapp group na akina Cameroon, Uganda, Zambia, Malawi types...,

 

[babayao255]

Yaani bado nyie ni mbumbumbu bin zezetas.., ukiangalia hizi canopy 👇 👇 zinafanana kweli? unaona ulivyo mwehu, yaani unajaribu kulazimisha ili kudunisha Kenya ndio Tz ionekane lakini wapi..., narudia ukini tag be ready with hard facts na uwe na pumzi ya kutosha.., nyie kazi yenu nilimaliza, ni Kiswahili tu ndio mnanifunza na hivi karibuni nitawageuzia mkeka nije niwafunze hiyo Kiswahili..,
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Unafahamu Mombasa iko na stadium ngapi za hii muundo kweli?.., Tz kila kitu Dar.., fukara nyie.., 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Uwanja wa Mbuzi..,
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Ondoa uchizi hapa.