Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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Aki hii nchi mateso tutafika jehanamu OG tumechoka sana


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Dah nimecheka sana aiseee, wakenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Mbona namba ya simu ya Tanzania.

 

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Eti miradi ya kawaida Tanzania? Miradi gani ya kawaida Tanzania wakati jini lenu limejaa uswazi mwanzo mwisho? Mibongolalala, mnafurahi sana kuona vipicha kama hizo wakati sisi zimejaa kila mahali. Don't you know Nairobi is home to gated communities in East and central Africa? Take a look at Nyayo estate below and take a chill pill bongolalasView attachment 2759811View attachment 2759812View attachment 2759813View attachment 2759820View attachment 2759821

Utaweka vipicha hivi hivi miaka nenda rudi mpaka utazeeka, sisi tunaweka picha mpya kila siku 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

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Moja kati ya jengo baya zaidi duniani.

Yes, ni moja ya majengo bora duniani because it withstood a terrorist attack in 1998 when a neighboring building housing the US embassy was reduced to rubbles. Umesikia bongolala?

 

[Nicxie]

Utaweka vipicha hivi hivi miaka nenda rudi mpaka utazeeka, sisi tunaweka picha mpya kila siku 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe ni kipi umeleta kipya? Moja ya projects ulizoleta hapa ni Eco deco village. Huu mradi mlianza kupost humu since 2017 na ni Ile ile. Make Google your friend and find in out the sheer size ya Nyayo Estate dhidi ya hizo ujinga zenu. Yani hizo miradi haziingi hata nusu ya Fourways Junction and many other projects I can mention here

 

[Nicxie]

Nairobbery. Bongolalas mpo? Maumivu yamefika wapi so far? Kiunoni ama kwenye mapua zenu?

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wewe ni kipi umeleta kipya? Moja ya projects ulizoleta hapa ni Eco deco village. Huu mradi mlianza kupost humu since 2017 na ni Ile ile. Make Google your friend and find in out the sheer size ya Nyayo Estate dhidi ya hizo ujinga zenu. Yani hizo miradi haziingi hata nusu ya Fourways Junction and many other projects I can mention here

Hohoho!… I forgot about fourways junction…. My cousin owns a house there… the place is huge… wow!… Nairobi got too many estates to count….

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wewe ni kipi umeleta kipya? Moja ya projects ulizoleta hapa ni Eco deco village. Huu mradi mlianza kupost humu since 2017 na ni Ile ile. Make Google your friend and find in out the sheer size ya Nyayo Estate dhidi ya hizo ujinga zenu. Yani hizo miradi haziingi hata nusu ya Fourways Junction and many other projects I can mention here

I wish I can fit fourway junction in one photo but it’s impossible…below is not even a quarter of the estate…Kama América mwanangu… halafu Mabongolalas wana post Zile ugly roofs za Dodoma…🤣🥲🤣🥲

 

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Yes, ni moja ya majengo bora duniani because it withstood a terrorist attack in 1998 when a neighboring building housing the US embassy was reduced to rubbles. Umesikia bongolala?View attachment 2759868View attachment 2759870View attachment 2759871

Sizungumzii ubora nazungumzia ubaya, hilo jengo ni baya.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Eden Ville estate….. you cant even see the end… and it’s still expanding…. And

It’s not even the biggest….this not somewhere in California… Can we please rest the real estate battle… it’s not even fair…🤣🤣🤣..

 

[Nicxie]

Hohoho!… I forgot about fourways junction…. My cousin owns a house there… the place is huge… wow!… Nairobi got too many estates to count….

Hawa mibongolalala zikifanikiwa kujengaya few gated communities of three housesewanaona wamefika ndipo. Wanasahau kwamba Nairobi is home to the highest number nof gated communities ukanda huu.

Waende pale Nyayo Estate Embakasi, Greatwall Apartments, The Cycads, The Horseshoe Village, Situ Village, Edenville, Bahati Ridge, Greenpark, Karen Hills and many other places wakenue meno kwanza ndio warudi hapa na povu zao

 

[Nicxie]

Sizungumzii ubora nazungumzia ubaya, hilo jengo ni baya.

Of course ni mbaya kwa macho ya mtanganyika kama wewe kwa sababu ya chuki na roho chafu. Pole kwa maumivu bongolala, ugua pole

 

[Nicxie]

Eden Ville estate….. you cant even see the end… and it’s still expanding…. And View attachment 2759927It’s not even the biggest….this not somewhere in California… Can we please rest the real estate battle… it’s not even fair…🤣🤣🤣..

Btw I don't think Eden Ville can even rival Fourways Junction in terms of size. But just look at how expansive Edenville looks! Then compare to the minions the bongolalas are posting in here. Yani nabaki tu nikicheka

 

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Wewe ni kipi umeleta kipya? Moja ya projects ulizoleta hapa ni Eco deco village. Huu mradi mlianza kupost humu since 2017 na ni Ile ile. Make Google your friend and find in out the sheer size ya Nyayo Estate dhidi ya hizo ujinga zenu. Yani hizo miradi haziingi hata nusu ya Fourways Junction and many other projects I can mention here

Ukiweka mradi mpya wenye magnitude hii Kenya naondoka jamiiforums 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Vi apartments vyenu tangu enzi ya Moi mpaka leo mnavionesha hivyo hvyo, no new 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Eden Ville estate….. you cant even see the end… and it’s still expanding…. And View attachment 2759927It’s not even the biggest….this not somewhere in California… Can we please rest the real estate battle… it’s not even fair…🤣🤣🤣..

Ujenzi wa mkoloni huo, siku hizi estate zinajengwa hivi 👇👇

 

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Of course ni mbaya kwa macho ya mtanganyika kama wewe kwa sababu ya chuki na roho chafu. Pole kwa maumivu bongolala, ugua pole

Samahani kama nimekuudhi ila ukweli usemwe.

 

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Sasa haya ndiyo mambo ya maana.

 

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I wish I can fit fourway junction in one photo but it’s impossible…below is not even a quarter of the estate…Kama América mwanangu… halafu Mabongolalas wana post Zile ugly roofs za Dodoma…🤣🥲🤣🥲View attachment 2759921View attachment 2759922View attachment 2759924View attachment 2759925

Tuwe wakweli, hivi kwa mfano wewe kama unaambiwa uchague pakuishi utaenda hapa kwenye huu uchafu au utaenda Dodoma, jiulize alafu jijibu mwenyewe kisirisiri 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Dodoma inawaumiza sana watu humu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣