Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

Haya tayar mambo yameitika👇👇
Zege ukiangalia kwa macho ni tope alaf wakija hapa eti wamesoma

 

[Mashashola]

Unajiona wewe mjaluo ni mzungu? Ha ha ha. Muungwana akivuliwa nguo huchutama.

Yani Mimi nko poa kwa kuongea kizungu kuliko ata kiswahili sanifu. Its just a Kenyan thing siko exceptional. Mimi hapa jamii forums ndio nmejifunza kiswahili sanifu for real. Nkitype sheng yenye mimi huongea hatutaelewana.
In short I have to dumb down myself ndio tuelewane na nyinyi watanzania

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Z
when dar es salam is only famous in east and central africa only! and without any major international orgnztn offce, or Inc. company.
yet u dare have the guts to call kanairo eti 'mwituni'

Nimekuambia dunia inasonga mbele. Acha kukaa huko mwituni na kukariri.

 

[Mashashola]

how!? inashangaza sana. zen imagin mpaka wa leo wabongo reffer to nairobaa as 'Half London and kenya in general as 'Uzunguni' yani, 'highprofile country' 😆😆 magaful used to reffer to kenya as 'abroad' ama 'ulaya' ama 'ughaibuni' lol!

I used to know a guy living in Nairobi from Arusha who had studied primary and secondary school in Kenya, he told me he has never set foot in Dar-es-salaam because its very far from his place in Arusha and he preferred working and doing business in Nairobi Kenya despite the fact that all his family was based in Arusha

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Yani Mimi nko poa kwa kuongea kizungu kuliko ata kiswahili sanifu. Its just a Kenyan thing siko exceptional. Mimi hapa jamii forums ndio nmejifunza kiswahili sanifu for real. Nkitype sheng yenye mimi huongea hatutaelewana.
In short I have to dumb down myself ndio tuelewane na nyinyi watanzania

Yaani hadi leo bado tu una hayo mawazo mgando?

 

[Mashashola]

Yaani hadi leo bado tu una hayo mawazo mgando?

Wewe unaita reality ya watu mawazo mgando? You must be a narcist

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

how!? inashangaza sana. zen imagin mpaka wa leo wabongo reffer to nairobaa as 'Half London and kenya in general as 'Uzunguni' yani, 'highprofile country' 😆😆 nyerere used to reffer to kenya as 'abroad' ama 'ulaya' ama 'ughaibuni' lol!

Half London hata chakula hamna!! Nchi inategemea chakula cha msaada. Are you serious?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

…You must be a narcist

Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
narcist=narcissist.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

 

[NDINDA]

Haya tayar mambo yameitika
Zege ukiangalia kwa macho ni tope alaf wakija hapa eti wamesoma

Na Cement wanatumia nyingi sana upande huu

 

[Mkwanzania]

Haya tayar mambo yameitika👇👇
Zege ukiangalia kwa macho ni tope alaf wakija hapa eti wamesoma

Kuna mwana alisema humu, huko Kaskazini hizi ‘kafara’ hufanyika at least 3 time every year, nilitaka kubisha ili nimwambie anawaonea, lakini ghafla nikasikia sauti ya ajabu ndani yangu ikinena na kusema……., “Behold My Son, Don’t Ever Understimate Your Northern Neighbor Blunderism, he Will Suprise You”😂😂😂

 

[dopchinski]

the rate of influx of undocumented ugandans, rwandese and congolees into kenya is alarming!
ruto's administration should do something early before our country is saturated with these makwerekweres 🤔🤔
100% full buses at busia border, filled with mostly ugandans and rwandese at border point!, all headed to nairobi.

200/- only per head is needed at ugunja police check point, to give a pass to that undocumented individual to proceed forward with her journey without further scrutiny!

 

[tuusan]

Na Cement wanatumia nyingi sana upande huu

Iyo ni shoddy work

 

[tuusan]

the rate of influx of undocumented ugandans, rwandese and congolees into kenya is alarming!
ruto's administration should do something early before our country becomes saturated with these makwerekweres
100% full buses at busia border, fill ugandans and rwandese at border point!, all headed to nairobi.
200/- only per head is needed at ugunja police check point, to give a pass to proceed forward without any form of documentation!

What are you afraid of? Ain't you the ones who always brag about having a good education and being wealthy across the region?And what if they are tourists cause Nairobi has a park within city boundaries

 

[dopchinski]

What are you afraid of? Ain't you the ones who always brag about having a good education and being wealthy across the region?And what if they are tourists cause Nairobi has a park within city boundaries

i said 'undocumented' yani, hawana kibali..

wengine ni walanguzi wa mihadarati na madini haramu.

wengine hasa wacongo wanahusika na washwash.

pia wengine, na sanasana kule mombasani, naskia wamefungua, brothel organizations, redlight streets and strip clubs etc. yaani, wao ni wakali wa hizi kazi🔥

naskia wamebobea sana katika hii fani.! wakenya wanapelekwa skuli hapa, yaani wanaoneshwa chivumbi hapa.. ie. tatbila3-0!🔥🤣

 

[Mashashola]

the rate of influx of undocumented ugandans, rwandese and congolees into kenya is alarming!
ruto's administration should do something early before our country is saturated with these makwerekweres 🤔🤔
100% full buses at busia border, filled with esp. ugandans and rwandese at border point!, all headed to nairobi.
200/- only per head is needed at ugunja police check point, to give a pass to proceed forward without any form of documentation!

Let them come and build our economy, immigrants are very hardworking and fear authority because they can be arrested and deported any time due to improper documentation.
We have thousands of illegal Kenyan immigrants in America and Europe. Maybe to Tanzanians, Ugandans, rwandese, Congolese etc Kenya is their USA. Its like levels to immigration

 

[Mashashola]

Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
narcist=narcissist.

Bora unaelewa wewe narcist

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Bora unaelewa wewe narcist

Upuuzi mtupu. Kujifanya mjanja kumbe ni limbukeni tu.

 

[Mashashola]

Upuuzi mtupu. Kujifanya mjanja kumbe ni limbukeni tu.

Sasa unataka kulia sababu wadanganyika hawajui kizungu?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Sasa unataka kulia sababu wadanganyika hawajui kizungu?

Unahitaji kujifunza kizungu vizuri. Sio kusema ndebt badala ya debt, au agenesti badala ya against; ha ha ha.