Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

1)Peace
2)Unity
3)Food production
4)No tribalism
5) Less corruption
6) Better Hospitals
7)We are the biggest exporters to Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda and Burundi
8) Water and Electricity distribution
9)Best Airport and best stadium.
10)Beautiful ladies

Correction please.

Which better hospitals are you talking about when your politicians, celebrities and rich Tanzanians are running to Kenya for treatment?

Which best airports do you have? Have never seen any Tanzanian airport ranked best in Africa or East Africa yet JKIA is scooping the awards every year. I don't want to talk about stadiums cause I can't remember any day Tanzania has ever hosted an event in those cowshed.

Electricity distribution of 37% and customers coverage of 3M?🤣🤣😂😂

 

[Justinr]

Dar is coming up nicely

At last you and dyfre coprehend with level of Dar development

 

[Teargas]

Haaaaahaaaa kwanini sijashanga?so flyover is the key factor of mordenite? According to that emty brain of yours
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Summery of what you have posted in two pictures 😂😂👇👇

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

So? Tukamue ndovu ama?

Huna haja ya kujisifu.

 

[Justinr]

Heheheheeee hapa uliwapiga na kitu kizito wallahi

Meantime SGR, BRT 2...watajua hawajui

 

[Justinr]

The truth lies here

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Mr, mipesa umesahau mzigo wako

 

[Teargas]

Mr, mipesa umesahau mzigo wako View attachment 2171780

Modernity in it's true colors 🤣🤣😂😂👇

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Kama hamtaki tujisifu basi kujeni muing'oe mpeleke Dar😂👇👇

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Hebu niwekee na picha za njaa huko turkana, usifiche tafadhali.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Tafuta uweke mwenyewe. Are you aware that Turkana has better roads that can't be found anywhere in Tz.

Ona sasa unavyoanza kuweweseka wewe nyang'au.

 

[Teargas]

Happy New Month.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Where's the lie in my statement?

Kizungu cha nyang'au hakitishi hata kidogo. Unaogopa kuweka njaa ya turkana. Yaani barabara moja tu ya mchina kila siku ni hiyohiyo?

 

[The best 007]

anaupiga mwingi
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Kaongea kitoto kweli, eti zipo nchi tatu.

 

[The best 007]

Mr, mipesa umesahau mzigo wako View attachment 2171780

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Don't you have data?

Ushamba mwingi.

 

[The best 007]

The best 007, ila nimekudaka mzee. haya basi wacha niku tag. unaweza funga account yako sasa..

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Maneno ya Nyerere yako wapi hapo.

 

[The best 007]

I know what's paining you

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Pumzisheni hizi picha

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

I know what's paining you 😂😂👇👇

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Hainiumizi kabisaa!

 

[joto la jiwe]

Hilo ni kiswahili cha Kenya. Usilazimishe tufanane. Hata Kiingereza cha Marekani kina tofauti na cha UK.

Hakuna Kiswahili cha Kenya wacha kuharibu lugha yetu adhimu, ninyi endeleeni na kiingereza na lugha zenu za makabila, ukiamua kutumia Kiswahili lazima ukitumie kwa ufasaa

 

[7seven]

hakika 'kukunia' ni kiswahili cha kikenya tena mufti na sanifu, ata muulize Tony254 .. kwani bongo huwaga mnasemangaje? 'kukunya'.. ama?

Hakuna neno kukunya. Huwa mnaongeza viambishi kwenye neno ambalo linapelekea kutamkwa tofauti na kwetu.
Mnasema kukula badala ya kula. Kukula na kukunya hutamkwa na watoto wetu wanapokuwa wanajifunza kuongea mtu mzima hawezi kutamka hivi ataonekana zimehama.
Tunavyowaita Kunyaland mnaelewa maana yake? Kwanini tusiwaite Kukunyaland?? Huku kwetu huwa tunakuna nazi..Kama kukwangua kitu, au kukuna kipele.
Karibuni mjifunze kiswahili sanifu kutoka Tanzania.

 

[Teargas]

Pumzisheni hizi picha

Meza wembe😂🤣🤣👇👇