Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Fundi kitasa]

Southern Highlands

 

[Sama boy 255]

. DSM kama DSM 🔥🔥 🔥

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kinachokuja Kenya kitawazingua

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😂😂😂 Hapa ulijaribu kuonyesha nini 😂😂😂.?

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ila hawa wajinga wakunya itawachuka mpaka miaka 39. Kufukia hivi 👇viwango 😂😂.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Sasa wewe ni nini unafanya!?
Hiyo takataka unaleta hapa ya nini.
Hakuna mji Kama Lamu Tanzania. Eti Fumba😳😂🤣
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Ila we mkunya wa kingese unajiskia ushuzi unaojamba lakini .? 😂😂 Yanii huu uchafu ulinganishe na fumba with 500 luxurious houses.? How come.? Hebu nikutembelee kidogo

. Unatoka wapi ujasiri wakutaja lami kwenye sentence moja na fumba town .?? We jamaa huwezi kuwa timamu . Ila we bwege akili za kuitaja fumba kwenye uchafu wenu ulizotoa wapi.?

 

[Sama boy 255]

. Fumba Znz

 

[The best 007]

Ila we mkunya wa kingese unajiskia ushuzi unaojamba lakini .? Yanii huu uchafu ulinganishe na fumba with 500 luxurious houses.? How come.? Hebu nikutembelee kidogoView attachment 1807536View attachment 1807537. Unatoka wapi ujasiri wakutaja lami kwenye sentence moja na fumba town .?? We jamaa huwezi kuwa timamu . Ila we bwege akili za kuitaja fumba kwenye uchafu wenu ulizotoa wapi.?

. Fumba Znz

Keshatii

 

[sevenup]

WB walivyowaambia real estate Tanzania imewapita kwa zaidi ya $B12 mlifikirije?

Kitu kipo mbioni kuisha kawe

Wastelands inachapwa na Kawe anytime

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Kaproject kaduchu kama haka kamewashinda kumaliza miaka tano baadae ni renders bado huku sisi tukiwa na miradi kuliko hii underconstruction lakini hatuongei

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[sevenup]

Kilimani =dar

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[Geza Ulole]

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Subiria kitu kitakachofyatuliwa! Ni tofali...!

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Ila we mkunya wa kingese unajiskia ushuzi unaojamba lakini .? 😂😂 Yanii huu uchafu ulinganishe na fumba with 500 luxurious houses.? How come.? Hebu nikutembelee kidogoView attachment 1807536View attachment 1807537. Unatoka wapi ujasiri wakutaja lami kwenye sentence moja na fumba town .?? We jamaa huwezi kuwa timamu . Ila we bwege akili za kuitaja fumba kwenye uchafu wenu ulizotoa wapi.?

Zanzibar old town huitaki tena😂😂😂😂 how can you compare the best swahili civillisation to an estate with countable houses. Eti fumba town, unajua maana ya town nyinyi😁😁😁 kwanza ifikie sultan palace kikambala, manina

 

[kikihboy]

hiyo video inatesa hadi mabongolala hawana suluhu😉 ila kutii tu.

😅😅😅,,Na Sasa after hio expressway from Nairobi to Nakuru ikimaliziwa watapotelea wapi??😂

 

[Reborn Ktb]

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Mshaanza kuogopa Nakuru😂😂😂

 

[kikihboy]

Naks vegas ndio Las Vegas au? Hii minyani kwa kuiga iga hii

Hii Ni Vegas hapa Kenya,,Mwanza ata hakuna chochote

 

[Mashashola]

nimegundua tu kumbe watu wako Skuli humu JF. kumbe JF ni shule ya watzii kujifunza kingereza toka kwa wakenya. hio nilijua nikiwa 'kisumu vs mwanza'. ata hawajui maana ya Skyline, CBD, City Proper, Metropolitan Area, Peri-urban, Suburbs. etc

Nlisoma hili kitambo sana. No wonder I don't converse with danganyika dunderheads.

At the end of the argument I emerge more stupid while the danganyikan emerges smarter.

I have however learnt something new. That stupid people beyond comprehension exist and you don't need to go far, just down south in Tanzania.

Wajinga wamejaa huko and JF has proved it right.

 

[coodip1]

Mshaanza kuogopa Nakuru

Weka airport ya nakuru, stand ya mabasi, soko la nakuru kwanza tuone kabla ya kuendelea.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Weka airport ya nakuru, stand ya mabasi, soko la nakuru kwanza tuone kabla ya kuendelea.

ngoja nikutafutie...

Nakuru market

Nakuru traders protest lack of toilets, muddy market

Women traders at the Nakuru town open-air market have protested the lack of enough toilets and poor hygiene.They faulted the county government for neglecting them and failing to maintain cleanliness.The women asked Jubilee woman representative nominee Liza Chelule to assist them in solving the...

www.the-star.co.ke

Nakuru bus station

Nakuru Lanet Airport

 

[Reborn Ktb]

ngoja nikutafutie...

Nakuru market

Nakuru traders protest lack of toilets, muddy market

Women traders at the Nakuru town open-air market have protested the lack of enough toilets and poor hygiene.They faulted the county government for neglecting them and failing to maintain cleanliness.The women asked Jubilee woman representative nominee Liza Chelule to assist them in solving the...

www.the-star.co.ke

Nakuru bus station

Nakuru Lanet Airport

Ameumia huyu😂😂😂

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Weka airport ya nakuru, stand ya mabasi, soko la nakuru kwanza tuone kabla ya kuendelea.

Before ni unleash picha za nakuru, nipatie mji ambao utafananisha nao huko kwenu.

 

[babayao255]

Accent yetu ni unique ndio maana haikutoki wewe kuiponda kila wakati sababu unaishobokea tunajua! Alafu wacha Zimbabwe, hata UG wana kizungu smart na bado wana lugha zao za mama. Sasa unaona, shule muhimu mkuu!

Hao Uganda huwa hawaongei broken ila wana accent mbovu tu.
Nyie mnaboronga na pia mna accent mbovu kweli kweli.

Gikuyu accent kwenye kingereza

Hao Zimbabwe wanaongea utadhani ni mzungu kutoka ulaya.

Embu linganisha accent ya Mtanzania na hiyo accent yenu mbovu.