Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

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kumbafu!

Haya oneni sasa sijui kapost nn ??🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Nasikia ngoma vitu vimeumana..View attachment 1800879

Ni kawaida sio jambo la kuuliza

 

[ichoboy01]

Wengine tushabikie tu

 

[ichoboy01]

Wengine wanachukua mkopo wa Kulipa mkopo 😅😅😅

Wao in two weeks na pesa hazitaonekana🤣👇

 

[ichoboy01]

wakiona hii wanakasirika 🤣🤣👇👇

 

[game over]

Ina nguvu hko hko kwenu wala sio kw mataifa yaliogutuka..
Nyie matumizi yenu kajilinganisheni na somalia[emoji1787]
Eti ina nguvu, yani nimecheka aisee..elfu moja ya kenya ina nguvu kote kote manake kitu kinachouzwa elfu moja kenya elfu ishirini ya tz hainunui vice verser elfu moja ya kenya inanunua kitu ambacho kinauzwa elfu ishirini tz na unabaki na change..
Sasa hapo ipi yenye nguvu mzee[emoji1787]

With 1000 ya Kenya I can Drink 4 beers hapo Nairobi, but I can drink 10 beers hapa Bongo, meaning that it can do more in Tz and do less in Kenya.
Umeelewa sasa mwanamke?

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Washap kwa kuishi kwenye slums? Wajaluo ndio Kings and Queens of slums Kenya 😅😅😅

Wee mwenyewe level ya akili huwafiki, kulingana na uandishi wako tu

 

[Mac Bully 001]

With 1000 ya Kenya I can Drink 4 beers hapo Nairobi, but I can drink 10 beers hapa Bongo, meaning that it can do more in Tz and do less in Kenya.
Umeelewa sasa mwanamke?

Yeah, we understand, gongo si ni rahisi tu, hata 15 kwa elfu ya KE wapata! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mac Bully 001]

wakiona hii wanakasirika 🤣🤣👇👇
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Mnalimishwa na sio tafadhali... 😂

 

[Nicxie]

Huyu Jivanjee huku Nairobi ana uhusiano na huyu wa Dar?

Stop talking about things that you have limited knowledge about. Jevanjee Housing program is a joint venture under the urban renewal project that targets to build 500,000 affordable houses in different parts of Nairobi under President Uhuru Kenyatta's Big Four Agenda. It is being spearheaded by the Nairobi Metropolitan Services. Other such programs in the pipeline include Ngong Road, Inspectorate staff quarters, Uhuru and Suna Road Estates. One such program, Park Road in Ngara, is already complete and ready for use. Wewe endelea kung'ang'ana na maisha yako ya dreamhouse ndani ya uswazi

 

[Teargas]

Wewe ulishaambiwa na ichoboy01 kwamba ushastaafu wacha hii thread.

Sasa wewe mchawi mbona unawashwa na presence yangu hapa?

 

[Nicxie]

Huyu muhindi naona anataka kumuondoa mchina kwenye real-estates market ya Kenya, sababu saivi mchina ndio kakamata real-estates market ya Kenya

Wakenya wamekamata slums tu 😅😅😅😅

Stop talking about things that you have limited knowledge about. Jevanjee Housing program is a joint venture under the urban renewal project that targets to build 500,000 affordable houses in different parts of Nairobi under President Uhuru Kenyatta's Big Four Agenda. It is being spearheaded by the Nairobi Metropolitan Services. Other such programs in the pipeline include Ngong Road, Inspectorate staff quarters, Uhuru and Suna Road Estates. One such program, Park Road in Ngara, is already finished and ready for use. Wewe endelea kung'ang'ana na maisha yako ya dreamhouse ndani ya uswazi

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Kunyaland mpaka leo kuna zile nyumba watu wakiamka asubuhi wanapanga foleni ya kuingia chooni,unakuta nyumba moja ina watu 35 na wote hao wanashare choo na bafu,msa kule pwani mijumba ile kama mihandaki ndio unakuta hata watu 50 wanaishi nyumba,hao jamaa ni mafukara sana aisee!

Hata Bongo ziko mkuu, story kibao hapa jamaa wanaishi nyumba za kupangisha, choo na bafu wana share wote ndo maana mnachapiana madem kwa ploti dadeq. Msijiweke juu, ama umesahau ndugu zako wa chini? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[Teargas]

Hesabu ni rahisi mtu anapata tabu👇👇
Tanzania ina km sq over 900k
Kenya ina km sq over 500k

tanzania population is 58m
Kenya population is 53m

sasa hapa pia tumtafute bibi nyau atupigie ramli??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tanzania ina km² ya over 900k
Kenya ina km² ya over 500k

That's almost two times.

Kenya's GDP is $100B
Tanzania GDP is $60B

That's almost two times. Unaona venye akili yako haikusaidii?

 

[Teargas]

With 1000 ya Kenya I can Drink 4 beers hapo Nairobi, but I can drink 10 beers hapa Bongo, meaning that it can do more in Tz and do less in Kenya.
Umeelewa sasa mwanamke?

The reason being that Kenya is a middle income country while Tanzania is a LDC country. LDC countries always have a cheap life because everybody is poor including the government.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

The reason being that Kenya is a middle income country while Tanzania is a LDC country. LDC countries always have a cheap life because everybody is poor including the government.

Damn!... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[babayao255]

Washap kwa kuishi kwenye slums? Wajaluo ndio Kings and Queens of slums Kenya [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

Unamaanisha pale "bedroom kwa baba" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Teargas]

Damn!... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watanzania wengi ni wafala Sana, huyo jamaa hajui kuwa prices of commodities and services are determined by the market demand. Higher demand translates to higher while low demand results to low prices. When a country is poor like Tanzania the demand can't be high because everybody is poor. Have you ever asked yourself why there are no new buildings coming up in Tanzania? It's because there is no demand.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Mwakinyo akimpa vitasa vya KO Muangola

 

[Teargas]

Good morning to all witches in here.