Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Samahani, siko level ya Gongo!
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Bar manager

 

[The best 007]

Sawa dalali wa noti, wewe na wale wasonjo wa exchange hakuna tofauti!

Hope umeelewa Bar manager

 

[The best 007]

Nimejua unitaki hapa, leo niko hapa kuanzia saa hii hadi kesho jioni. Ukipenda unaezajinyonga.

Wewe pumzika kwanza.

 

[Teargas]

According to Mama Ngina

Hata hamuoni aibu kuwa mko na nchi kubwa lakini Bado uchumi was Kenya na mara mbili ya ile ya Tanzania.

 

[Teargas]

Wewe pumzika kwanza.

Juu umesema ama? Hawker kama wewe haeziniambia kitu.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Our deputy Speaker yupo stylish..

 

[The best 007]

Hata hamuoni aibu kuwa mko na nchi kubwa lakini Bado uchumi was Kenya na mara mbili ya ile ya Tanzania.

Yah na ndiyo maana tuna modern public transport, tuna modern railways, tuna modern airpots, tuna better access to water, tunajenga bwawa kubwa la umeme ili tuwauzie nyie mlio kwenye blackouts za kila siku, tunajenga meli kubwa na za kisasa, tunanunua ndege mpya na za kisasa kabisa, tunawalisha etc

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Yah na ndiyo maana tuna modern public transport, tuna modern railways, tuna modern airpots, tuna better access to water, tunajenga bwawa kubwa la umeme ili tuwauzie nyie mlio kwenye blackouts za kila siku, tunajenga meli kubwa na za kisasa, tunanunua ndege mpya na za kisasa kabisa, tunawalisha etc

Ndoto za alinasa! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Well done...

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Nimechoka kuwafundisha, hyo ni rate ya ku buy na co ku sale.

Tunawajua wahuni ka nyinyi... Biashara hizo hatufanyi kabisa! 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Yah na ndiyo maana tuna modern public transport, tuna modern railways, tuna modern airpots, tuna better access to water, tunajenga bwawa kubwa la umeme ili tuwauzie nyie mlio kwenye blackouts za kila siku, tunajenga meli kubwa na za kisasa, tunanunua ndege mpya na za kisasa kabisa, tunawalisha etc

Which modern transport do you have? Unaongelea zile buses mbovu zenye matope ama?
Which modern railway do you have? You don't have a functional railway so shut up.
Which airports do you have? Are you talking about those that can't handle 4m passengers when put together.
Alafu usiwahi ongelea mambo ya electricity hata kidogo juu Bado mko kwa 40% wakati kenya inacheza kwa 85%.


In short Tanzania is below Kenya in everything.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Which modern transport do you have? Unaongelea zile buses mbovu zenye matope ama?
Which modern railway do you have? You don't have a functional railway so shut up.
Which airports do you have? Are you talking about those that can't handle 4m passengers when put together.
Alafu usiwahi ongelea mambo ya electricity hata kidogo juu Bado mko kwa 40% wakati kenya inacheza kwa 85%.


In short Tanzania is below Kenya in everything.

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Hajui electricity in KE is a gaddamn basic need in every household.😂

 

[Teargas]

Hajui electricity in KE is a gaddamn basic need in every household.😂

Tanzania mtu kupata electricity kwa nyumba yake ni seventh wonder of the world.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

KIGOMA: Nyumba ya tembe iliyounganishwa na umeme yazinduliwa na Waziri! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WTFH!!! That's the 40% they're talking about, what a mess! Ata mwanafunzi wa shule ya msingi atakwambia what they're doing is dangerous, hahaha... To make it worse govt officials are involved, oh no, what's this now! 🙆🏾‍♂️😬😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Facts about Kenya and Tanzania on electricity.

8.5 million customers are connected to electricity in Kenya.

Only 2.7 million customers are connected to electricity in Tanzania.

 

[Mutaitina]

Very different projects from expressway,, Nairobi is developing men #uhurunakazi

Yes very different

 

[Teargas]

Yah na ndiyo maana tuna modern public transport, tuna modern railways, tuna modern airpots, tuna better access to water, tunajenga bwawa kubwa la umeme ili tuwauzie nyie mlio kwenye blackouts za kila siku, tunajenga meli kubwa na za kisasa, tunanunua ndege mpya na za kisasa kabisa, tunawalisha etc

This is the modern public transport the hawker is talking about 😂😂🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[komora096]

Na hapo umesahau, ukija lazima tukukate kodi km zote so iyo elf 1 ya Kenya itakuwa na faida km atakuwa nayo mTz na sio mkenya na ndiyo maana unaambiwa elfu moja ya Kenya co kitu kwa elfu 10 ya bongo.

Bwahahaa!!kwhyo mkenya akienda kariakoo ku purchase vitu anakatwa hela extra ya kodi..we mzee tena unajielewa kisha ama ni kujiropokea mambo kw kujifurahisha tu hapa.

 

[komora096]

We kweli fala na hujui mambo ya exchange serices, ukija bongo na elfu 1 yako ya Kenya hupati elfu 23 bali ni elfu 19 bwege wewe.

Mbona umeumizwa sana na hili swala mzee, manake sio kw presha ya sampuli hyo aisee..

 

[komora096]

With 1000 ya Kenya I can Drink 4 beers hapo Nairobi, but I can drink 10 beers hapa Bongo, meaning that it can do more in Tz and do less in Kenya.
Umeelewa sasa mwanamke?

Elfu ishirini ya tz inanunua beer ngapi kenya mzee
Simple logic tu lkn bado inawashinda

 

[tuusan]

The reason being that Kenya is a middle income country while Tanzania is a LDC country. LDC countries always have a cheap life because everybody is poor including the government.

None sense