Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[dopchinski]

Dar nzima ingekuwa inafanana hivyo hiyo kelele yenu ya dreamhouses ingesikika. Unfortunately, that's not the case. More than half of Dar looks like this image below and that's why we refer to thse shanties as your dreamhouses coz these are the type of houses that majoritybof dar residents live in (the so called dreamhouses) including many of you who make noise in here
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[Reborn Ktb]

Is it Kajiado au Nairobi? 😅😅😅

Kajiado unaijua wewe? 😂😂😂


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Kajiado ni hii hapa Buda 😅😅😅
Got turkana vibes

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Watanzania Muwe macho sana, hapa unapakiwa kwenye kapu bila kujua 😅😅😅

Most tanzanians are illitrates, picha yako tayari imesema rongai iko kajiado, wewe tena unasema haiko kajiado😂😂😂 i give up on tanzanians😁😁😁

Alafu kajiado ina towns nyingi thanks to Nairobi metro, kitengela hio(rudia posts zangu utaona picha)

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mbezi Juu-njia ya Goba iyo Masana

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Mbona zinanikalia za kawaida sana. Hivi Dar kuna estate yoyote unayoweza kulinganisha na Muthaiga, Karen, Runda, Muthangari, Springvalley, Riverside, Kitisuru, Ridgeways, Gigiri ama Lavington?

 

[The best 007]

Seen?
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Duh aisee, ss huwa mnapata wapi ujasiri wa kufananisha Nairobi na Dar kwenye idadi ya majengo?

 

[tuusan]

Dar nzima ingekuwa inafanana hivyo hiyo kelele yenu ya dreamhouses ingesikika. Unfortunately, that's not the case. More than half of Dar looks like this image below and that's why we refer to thse shanties as your dreamhouses coz these are the type of houses that majoritybof dar residents live in (the so called dreamhouses) including many of you who make noise in here
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Maeneo yote unayoyaona yako ivyo ni yale makazi ya zaman kabisa ya jiji infact mji umekua sana kwahyo maeneo mengi yako vizuri tu...uko tunaichia serikali ikitaka kupapima upya wajenge ni wao

 

[tuusan]

Mbona zinanikalia za kawaida sana. Hivi Dar kuna estate yoyote unayoweza kulinganisha na Muthaiga, Karen, Runda, Muthangari, Springvalley, Riverside, Kitisuru, Ridgeways, Gigiri ama Lavington?

Pakawaida ndio lakin nyumba ziko kwenye mpangilio na hazifanani...barabara zipo lami na kila kitu kipo...Mbezi beach chini ndio pamenoga zaidi

 

[The best 007]

Your swahili is polished man, for a Kenyan , Kudos

Wakenya wengi wa cku hz hawajui vzr kiswahili wala kingereza mmoja wapo ndiyo huyo Sodoma na gomora[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Serene Park, Machakos County, Nairobi Metro.

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Ongezea,

 

[The best 007]

Kuna hela ya compensation mzee flan mwenye kiwanja hilo eneo hajalipwa vizuir au sijui wamemzngua so kila wakinenga ..daraja linazngua

Nilisikia hivyo.

 

[babayao255]

Pakawaida ndio lakin nyumba ziko kwenye mpangilio na hazifanani...barabara zipo lami na kila kitu kipo...Mbezi beach chini ndio pamenoga zaidi

Wamekariri maisha ni kwenye estate na slums pekee...kujenga hawawezani [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[komora096]

Kwahiyo unavyodhani wilaya ndio inatoa mbunge, we kweli fala [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Nifunze bi kizee mie sijui, enhee!! siku hizi dar kata ndio hutoa wabunge sio[emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[NairobiWalker]

Pakawaida ndio lakin nyumba ziko kwenye mpangilio na hazifanani...barabara zipo lami na kila kitu kipo...Mbezi beach chini ndio pamenoga zaidi

nyumba kutofanana haimaanishi ni za high quality. Halafu kuna estates zilizokuwa developed na developers na Estates ambazo mtu ananunua pake anajijengea. Zilizofanywa na developers huwa zimefanana. Ila ninachojua, kwa estates za hadhi ya juu Dar iko nyuma sana ya Nairobi maanake hapo Masaki/Oysterbay ndio the highest end neighborhood in Dar yet ukiileta Nairobi hata top 10 haionekani.

 

[komora096]

Nilijua utasema hivyo jimama la kukurupuka [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Sio eti ulijua, hapa mwenzako kajilipua mwnywe alafu nilimposhtukizia kaingia mitini

 

[The best 007]

He wants Nairobi to look like Dar with dreamhouses everywhere. They are just bitter seeing things like this that they can't have
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Just because they don't have green spaces wanataka nasi pia tufanane nao

Nioneshe miji ya kisasa iliyo na dense forest katikati ya mji namna hiyo, ukikosa mana ake Nairobi ni pori [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Nicxie]

Maeneo yote unayoyaona yako ivyo ni yale makazi ya zaman kabisa ya jiji infact mji umekua sana kwahyo maeneo mengi yako vizuri tu...uko tunaichia serikali ikitaka kupapima upya wajenge ni wao

Stop lying. Umeleta picha ya Mbezi, one of the top addresses in Dar in terms of affluence. Sasa ukisema maeneo nyingi yanafana Mbezi unajaribu kutulisha uongo ama? Mbezi hapo Dar ni sawa na kusema Runda au Gigiri hapa Nairobi. Picha nyingi za Google zinaonyesha sehemu nyingi za Dar inafanana na ile picha nilileta so what you are saying is a lie

 

[tuusan]

nyumba kutofanana haimaanishi ni za high quality. Halafu kuna estates zilizokuwa developed na developers na Estates ambazo mtu ananunua pake anajijengea. Zilizofanywa na developers huwa zimefanana. Ila ninachojua, kwa estates za hadhi ya juu Dar iko nyuma sana ya Nairobi maanake hapo Masaki/Oysterbay ndio the highest end neighborhood in Dar yet ukiileta Nairobi hata top 10 haionekani.

Oooh iyo best yenu ni ipi?Ni runda ama Karen ?

 

[The best 007]

Victoria ni tofauti na Kijitonyama?

Unapata tabu ukisikia mara Victoria mara Kijitonyama [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[tuusan]

Stop lying. Umeleta picha ya Mbezi, one of the top addresses in Dar in terms of affluence. Sasa ukisema maeneo nyingi yanafana Mbezi unajaribu kutulisha uongo ama? Mbezi hapo Dar ni sawa na kusema Runda au Gigiri hapa Nairobi. Picha nyingi za Google zinaonyesha sehemu nyingi za Dar inafanana na ile picha nilileta so what you are saying is a lie

Kwahyo wewe ndio unajua sana Au vp...
Maeneo mengi yako hivi...wacha kua mjuaji tulia ujuzwe...do you expect watu million 5 wote wakaishi magomeni,manzese and the likes ambapo kulishajaa nyumba tangu kitambo?

 

[komora096]

Anamaanisha eti Dar inawakilishwa na wabunge wa5 tu chizi kweli uyo, mwambie tuna majimbo mangapi kwanza hapa Dar.

Dar ina wabunge watano, acha kulia lia hapa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

Huyu ndio yule msee wa computer science wa hko aisee, sasa angalia ulichokiandika maskini..mpka nakuonea huruma mzee, yani sehemu kuwa na metro inatokana na wahusika kubadili jina[emoji849]
Huaga mnafeli wapi majirani jamani, tena mkienda nje ya nchi si mnaibika sana kwa akili hizi

Hebu lete maana ya metropolitan kwnz [emoji3][emoji3]