Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Simon]

shirika lao la ndege linajifia alfu rais mzima anaban domestic flights kisa corona/mikopo! wakenya hamuna rais timamu

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[Simon]

 

[komora096]

Hivi ww unajua neno "mnyonge"?au unaandika tu!

Subiri nikianza kuongelea wanyonge ndipo utakuja uliza hilo swali lkn kw sasa tunaongelea kuhusu walalahoi

 

[komora096]

Alichokifanya Tanzania, sio lazima ukijue, kwa sababu wewe ni mkenya.

Km umeshindwa kuorodhesha tulia tu jomba wala halina ubishi hilo

 

[komora096]

Emu tulia bana

 

[komora096]

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Duh!!
Sasa wewe nenda kajaribu kuponda hko twitter uone kitakachokukuta..
Haya yetu ya kuponda nchi hamtoyaweza bora usijichanganye tu jamani, manake ukiingia kumi na nane tu twitter utahama
Wakenya tunajuana wenyewe bana.

 

[komora096]

someni hii.. wameanza kutupa pressure tena.. wameacha kutaja kenya ugonjwa unapoongezeka wanatutaja sis tunaodunda kila siku

mama Samia ana kazi ‍.. asitekeleke nao

Mficha maradhi humuumbua, mie sina la ziada kuhusu hilo

 

[The best 007]

Duh!!
Sasa wewe nenda kajaribu kuponda hko twitter uone kitakachokukuta..
Haya yetu ya kuponda nchi hamtoyaweza bora usijichanganye tu jamani, manake ukiingia kumi na nane tu twitter utahama
Wakenya tunajuana wenyewe bana.

Wakenya hamna nguvu ya ku argue na mTz, kuna mikenya huwa naikimbiza kunako you tube mpk raha, Wakenya muandiko wenu unafanana, anavyoandika yosef festo, nicxie, teargass, kafrican, mwathadan na Wakenya wa kule twitter and you tube ni vile vile tu, kasoro wewe na choko master ndo mko tofauti miandiko yenu inafanana pia upumbavu usio na kikomo.

My take: komora na choko master kingereza hata cha kuombea maji hamjui

 

[The best 007]

Yuko wapi huyu

 

[The best 007]

Alafu hapa akaongeza

 

[The best 007]

Angalau leo kidogo nimeanza ku gain relief baada ya kumpumzisha baba.

 

[The best 007]

So wacha vita iendelee "I'm not your mate fool"

 

[Gobole]

So wacha vita iendelee "I'm not your mate fool"

I still hope its just a bad dream am having and when i wake up atakua anasimamia utiaji sahihi kipande cha Makutopora-Isaka...

 

[The best 007]

 

[The best 007]

I still hope its just a bad dream am having and when i wake up atakua anasimamia utiaji sahihi kipande cha Makutopora-Isaka...

Mwamba umeanguka mkuu, mm mwenyewe nilijipa moyo kwamba naota lkn mm nina kawaida moja nikihisi hivyo ili ni proove kwamba sio ndoto huwa nasema "au naota" basi nikisema hilo neno juwa kwamba ni kweli tupu na wala sioti.

Mm katika maisha yangu mpk hapa nilipofika nimewahi kuongea hili neno "hapa naota" nikiwa ndani ya ndoto mara moja tu na sikuweza tena kufanya hivyo mpk leo.

 

[The best 007]

Huyu Bwana Mapesa nahisi atakuwa kala ban ya maisha na nahisi keshafungua ID nyingine mana Wakenya wanapenda sana Jf hata ukiwafukuza wanarudi tu, yn mkenya akishaonja Jf humwambii kitu, tatizo lao tukishawakaribisha wanageuza Jf yakwao, yn tunawapa lift wanataka kupiga na honi.

 

[komora096]

Wakenya hamna nguvu ya ku argue na mTz, kuna mikenya huwa naikimbiza kunako you tube mpk raha, Wakenya muandiko wenu unafanana, anavyoandika yosef festo, nicxie, teargass, kafrican, mwathadan na Wakenya wa kule twitter and you tube ni vile vile tu, kasoro wewe na choko master ndo mko tofauti miandiko yenu inafanana pia upumbavu usio na kikomo.

My take: komora na choko master kingereza hata cha kuombea maji hamjui

Mimi nathamini sana lugha ya mama hata kuliko kiswahili na kingereza, upo?
Alafu tatizo kinachokuuma zaidi unashangaa jamaa hatujui kingereza lkn tunajibu hoja za kingereza kw kiswahili..

Si utakufa kw pressure mzee baba
We ukitaka reply kw kingereza mpka asubuhi mimi nitakujibu kw kiswahili na wala hutonitatiza kabisa..
Jaribu uone

 

[komora096]

Mwamba umeanguka mkuu, mm mwenyewe nilijipa moyo kwamba naota lkn mm nina kawaida moja nikihisi hivyo ili ni proove kwamba sio ndoto huwa nasema "au naota" basi nikisema hilo neno juwa kwamba ni kweli tupu na wala sioti.

Mm katika maisha yangu mpk hapa nilipofika nimewahi kuongea hili neno "hapa naota" nikiwa ndani ya ndoto mara moja tu na sikuweza tena kufanya hivyo mpk leo.

Mwamba huyo..
Bado yupo kitaani anadunda

 

[komora096]

Alafu hapa akaongeza View attachment 1735350

Acha nyege we bwege, utafunguliwa kisoda kw shobo za kijinga

 

[nomasana]

Mwamba huyo..
Bado yupo kitaani anadundaView attachment 1735356

That guy lives rent free in their heads